Want to set up a gang in my estate

Specialun

Soooo im watching ross kemp on gangs from LA

Ive decided my country estate needs a gang

What kinda things will we do?

I was thinking of taking protection/racket money fromthe postman,milkman and the nightline courir .maybe 100 notes a month

What kinda guys should I recruit?

A very small dude who is a bit tapped
A fat dude who wears those over sized Football jerseys

Any idea's ? You wanna be in my gang if your hard enough

Oh any suggestions on a tattoo....maybe the one pam anderson has from barbed wire

cometogether

Just follow this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

RobbingBandit

If you are getting tattoos go with the ones from Starship Troopers.

blindside88

cometogether wrote: »

Just follow this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

My first thought as well

Fukuyama

Run numbers. Have all the aul wans placing bets.

bjork

Hang around the corners wearing hoodies shouting at people coming home with their shopping. Scratching your knob with your trousers tucked in to your socks.






























Can I join?

the evasion_kid

Find a wall then sit on it,until the guards move yous on....then find another wall.....thugs4life

Pumpkinseeds

Come at me bro, see what happens.:D

SweetChaos

I wanna be in a gang can I be co-leader?

Mr.Crinklewood

Charge people for their water usage.

mrsbyrne

You need about 6 young girls wearing big hoopy earings to drink cans of cider and smoke roll ups and shout foul language at one another and give everyone bjs in the alley.
Also throw copious litter wherever your hanging.
Oh and a staff bull terrier wearing a muzzle.

bjork

SweetChaos wrote: »

I wanna be in a gang can I be co-leader?

You gotta earn respect, it can't just be given dude. What badass stuff you'all be doin l8tlee


ya dig ?

SweetChaos

bjork wrote: »

You gotta earn respect, it can't just be given dude. What badass stuff you'all be doin l8tlee


ya dig ?

I let the air out of wheels like a pro

Dog of Tears

Build a tree house and hang around in it.

bjork

SweetChaos wrote: »

I let the air out of wheels like a pro

yo ass is in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy. welcome ta tha gang

porsche959

What you need is a gang leader, a real cool dood like this fella.

Specialun

I think for the initiation you will have to get your head shaved and then a x carved into your left ass cheek...once that x is there your in the gang 4ever..nobody leaves the gang..unless its in a body bag

Desolation Of Smug

Just remember -GABOS. That's rule number One. The rest will follow.

Specialun

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Find a wall then sit on it,until the guards move yous on....then find another wall.....thugs4life

The law aint gunna touch us bro

Mech1

Tell me when your all ready, my one man gang is gonna come and kick your ass.

Specialun

Mech1 wrote: »

Tell me when your all ready, my one man gang is gonna come and kick your ass.

Guna pop a cork in ur ass bro. #thugz4life

Desolation Of Smug

Specialun wrote: »

Guna pop a cork in ur ass bro. #thugz4life

Fool - It's "gonna bang a cap on yer head", ffs.

bodice ripper

mrsbyrne wrote: »

You need about 6 young girls wearing big hoopy earings to drink cans of cider and smoke roll ups and shout foul language at one another and give everyone bjs in the alley.
Also throw copious litter wherever your hanging.
Oh and a staff bull terrier wearing a muzzle.

I'm here. And I can round up 5 mates...

stateofflux

will there be training involved? ideally id be looking for...

6-7pm : Intimidation techniques Level 1
7-8pm: effective Crowbar & screwdriver usage
8 -8.30pm: Break for Tea and Mikado Biscuits
8.30 - 9.30: Conflict resolution & anger management

Specialun

bodice ripper wrote: »

I'm here. And I can round up 5 mates...

You want to be one of our hoe's

cloud493

Can I be treasurer?

djflawless

Dibs the haaaard bastid on the bmx with headphones!!
Can also keep sketch,transport 1tuff mudda on me stunt pegs for bakery robberys etc etc
Oh and I own a celtic jersey....

Are you going to be the leader of the gang!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWfUrrX0D4

the evasion_kid

Specialun wrote: »

The law aint gunna touch us bro

187um killa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82_TRNuA-J0

bodice ripper

Specialun wrote: »

You want to be one of our hoe's

I been hoein' for a while.

The Th!ng

Do us all a favour and shoot yourself in the head accidently whilst playing with a firearm..........tonight.

ygolometsipe

I would like to be in your gang but im just to white and nerdy...

mikemac1

What are you going to do about the ice cream van who comes around in the depths of winter selling drugs?

Are you going to kneecap the driver or take a cut of their money?

Wang King

bodice ripper wrote: »

I'm here. And I can round up 5 mates...

Mrs Byrne has the bj's sorted we hear

SweetChaos

mikemac1 wrote: »

What are you going to do about the ice cream van who comes around in the depths of winter selling drugs?

Are you going to kneecap the driver or take a cut of their money?

Rob his van and set up our own cocaine in a cone service

bodice ripper

Wang King wrote: »

Mrs Byrne has the bj's sorted we hear

I assure you, my friends have mad skills. Mrsbyrne couldn't step to this.

Kerrydude1981

Set up a Wolf Pack

Capt'n Midnight

ygolometsipe wrote: »

I would like to be in your gang but im just to white

There's always the Amish Mafia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

the evasion_kid

Kerrydude1981 wrote: »

Set up a Wolf Pack

Sometimes I just cry for humanity!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

BeerWolf

You can be as hardcore as Homer was in that old episode of the Simpsons where he creates a biker gank:



Edit -- Keep forgetting you can't do images on AH... sucks

jimgoose

In the words of W.B. Yeats, there's no more to be said.

ROCKMAN

stateofflux wrote: »

will there be training involved? ideally id be looking for...

6-7pm : Intimidation techniques Level 1
7-8pm: effective Crowbar & screwdriver usage
8 -8.30pm: Break for Tea and Mikado Biscuits
8.30 - 9.30: Conflict resolution & anger management

Surely Jobsbridge is the way to go.......

DoYouEvenLift

Be sure to stay in a high traffic area and never fail to stare at every single car as they drive past as it's truly uncommon to see cars on the road, from the moment they enter your field of view to the moment they exit it. This is most effective if you all do it in perfect synch and have one designated spitter per staring session. You can alternate the designated spitter if you're lucky enough to have a gang of spitting enthusiasts.

fizzypish

I'm not in the country at the moment but I could set up a gang here and we could be twinned gangs, you know, like they do with towns? We can do trips to each others towns and brain storm? Or just go paint balling and ****...