Are you banned from anywhere?

Crock Rock · 01-02-2019 9:50pm #1

I got banned from an Irish pub in Nijmegen when the barman disappeared and wasn't in sight for ages, I was gagging for a pint, so half drunk I hoped over the bar (sort of showing off to my then lady companion :P ) how to properly pour Guinness, just at that time the bar man reapeared and booted us both out.

This was seven years ago when I lived there. I doubt the ban still stands. They definitely don't remeber me.

the dark phantom · 01-02-2019 9:51pm

Did ya ever meet Danny from Clonmel there ?

Potential-Monke · 01-02-2019 9:56pm

I can't go within 300ft of schools or nurseries...

Lost implants · 01-02-2019 9:58pm

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I can't go within 300ft of schools or nurseries...

I can't go within 300ft of schoolteachers or nurses

corner of hells · 01-02-2019 9:58pm

the dark phantom wrote: »

Did ya ever meet Danny from Clonmel there ?

Did he own a grey coat ?

Anthonylfc · 01-02-2019 9:59pm

tinder , bumble , pof

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Atoms for Peace · 01-02-2019 10:21pm

Boards.ie

super_furry · 01-02-2019 10:33pm

Oddly enough the Personal Issues forum on boards. Never bothered to find out why.

pleas advice · 01-02-2019 10:43pm

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Boards.ie

hey, you took my joke...

reported

Foweva Awone · 01-02-2019 10:55pm

I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

SnakePlissken · 01-02-2019 10:59pm

I'm banned from every boards.ie forum pertaining to Islam for no other reason other than my penchant for criticising this ideologies treatment of women and the LGBT community... but that's what happens when the defenders of homophobia are quick to report posts.

Birneybau · 01-02-2019 11:00pm

George Takei's Twitter account. Oh my

Vowel Movement · 01-02-2019 11:04pm

Was in a nightclub, legless drunk and ended up faling asleep. The security man slapped me on the back of the head and booted me out. Went back about a month later and was refused entry

Sterling Archer · 01-02-2019 11:09pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Took my line ya fkr

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Also Tesco in the Galway Shopping centre..

smokingman · 01-02-2019 11:14pm

I was banned from the Bleeding Horse pub once for "harassing" Brian Dobson.
Kept going up to him asking if he was x from the Rte newsroom. Never got it right as the night went drunkenly on until the next morning.
Woke up screaming "BRIAN ****IN DOBSON!"

Your Face · 01-02-2019 11:18pm

Yeah a few places.

I was having too much fun.

Bobby Baccala · 01-02-2019 11:21pm

Malarkey's "Irish pub" in Newport Beach, Orange County. It's a long story...

donkeykong5 · 01-02-2019 11:24pm

SnakePlissken wrote: »

I'm banned from every boards.ie forum pertaining to Islam for no other reason other than my penchant for criticising this ideologies treatment of women and the LGBT community... but that's what happens when the defenders of homophobia are quick to report posts.

Quickest ever.

Paddy Cow · 01-02-2019 11:36pm

Shane_ef wrote: »

Took my line ya fkr

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Also Tesco in the Galway Shopping centre..

What did you do?

Sleeper12 · 01-02-2019 11:39pm

Banned from a Facebook group for 24 hours. I know. My life isn't the most exciting

Pawwed Rig · 01-02-2019 11:47pm

I got banned from plenty of fish.
I was discriminated against due to my marital status

I also got booted out of Kildare Town Garda station one night. That was a fun night. The Garda wasn't really up for much craic after my work Xmas party.

KathleenGrant · 01-02-2019 11:50pm

A pub in Galway. My friend was obnoxious to bar staff. I was trying to stop her. We were both barred.

Sterling Archer · 01-02-2019 11:53pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

What did you do?

2 ish years ago,
Alcohol + one of those kids rides

Fairly sure the security guard was giving me shifty eyes last time I was in the centre

KathleenGrant · 01-02-2019 11:53pm

Shane_ef wrote: »

2 ish years ago,
Alcohol + one of those kids rides

Wheres Me Jumper? · 02-02-2019 12:07am

<snip>

Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods

Ninthlife · 02-02-2019 12:08am

Lingerie section in M&S

Your Face · 02-02-2019 12:10am

Ninthlife wrote: »

Lingerie section in M&S

Apparently it's Ireland's largest lingerie section.

Fann Linn · 02-02-2019 12:11am

Ninthlife wrote: »

Lingerie section in M&S

Prefer the lingerie section in S & M meself.

Wheres Me Jumper? · 02-02-2019 12:17am

Fann Linn wrote: »

Prefer the lingerie section in S & M meself.

do you remember that S&M police tv drama set in NY with the 2 women detectives.

"Gag me & Lace Me" i think it was called.

SnakePlissken · 02-02-2019 12:19am

Wheres Me Jumper? wrote: »

<snip>

Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods

Wheres Me Jumper? · 02-02-2019 12:23am

SnakePlissken wrote: »

<snip>

Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods

Wheres Me Jumper? · 02-02-2019 12:25am

Your Face wrote: »

Yeah a few places.

I was having too much fun.

as Tom Waits once said, "if you live it up, you'll never live it down"

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-02-2019 12:29am

The police, Miss Blennerhassit. Telephone the police;

Roadtoad · 02-02-2019 12:33am

The opposite of banned. I was in Toners in Baggot Street one quiet evening, and a drunk tried panhandling the few patrons present. Ned the barman (great guy!) vaulted the counter, and he and I more or less just sat on the other guy until uniformed help arrived. From then on I could do no wrong, always got served sooner than others, addressed by name, pint after last orders were called etc.
(Aside: It was a first of one date, the young lady was amused and entertained but didn't see a future with a fight putter outer)

pleas advice · 02-02-2019 12:34am

just remembered, was banned from the r/news subreddit about a year ago. ...

Wheres Me Jumper? · 02-02-2019 12:41am

just remembered i am banned from a Belgian restaurant on the Costas.
drank 3 bottles of vino tinto, and a few Johnnie Walkers but i blame that Belgian beer. it's so bloody strong!

damn shame cos the grub was really nice!

scudzilla · 02-02-2019 12:42am

France

I was told by a cop over there to get into Belgium and never come back to France, this was in or around '98, it wasn't official so i guess i'm allowed back in now

SlowBlowin · 02-02-2019 12:43am

A Loyds chemist shop near Portsmouth UK, and the village of Windlesham, also UK.

The chemist thing just got out of hand when they refused to sell me asprin, and the Village exclusion was a face saving condition by the crown prosecution attached to me accepting them dropping charges.

Losty Dublin · 02-02-2019 12:44am

Birneybau wrote: »

George Takei's Twitter account. Oh my

Jealous of you :mad::pac:

the dark phantom · 02-02-2019 1:14am

corner of hells wrote: »

Did he own a grey coat ?

I think so. He was mad into Reggae

JohnnyFlash · 02-02-2019 1:17am

super_furry wrote: »

Oddly enough the Personal Issues forum on boards. Never bothered to find out why.

Break up with them.

LarryGraham · 02-02-2019 1:27am

Yore ma's @rse.

After the last time.

Folkstonian · 02-02-2019 1:37am

Had a friend at university who walked into a pub once, was grabbed by the landlord, and marched back out through the door in an armlock

Landlord shouted at him ‘you’ve been told before Dirk, you ain’t ever allowed back!’

The guy had never been in the pub before and wasn’t called Dirk (well, not before then, but it was obviously his nickname from thereafter)

Pretzill · 02-02-2019 1:45am

I was barred from a public house in Manchester for not removing my hat. It was a warm day so I had a peaked cap on - they had a policy - I wasn't compliant. They lost out on a lemonade.

Folkstonian · 02-02-2019 1:47am

Pretzill wrote: »

I was barred from a public house in Manchester for not removing my hat. It was a warm day so I had a peaked cap on - they had a policy - I wasn't compliant. They lost out on a lemonade.

Why would you wear a hat indoors? Its generally considered rude and it’s downright tacky

timthumbni · 02-02-2019 1:47am

Crock Rock wrote: »

I got banned from an Irish pub in Nijmegen when the barman disappeared and wasn't in sight for ages, I was gagging for a pint, so half drunk I hoped over the bar (sort of showing off to my then lady companion :P ) how to properly pour Guinness, just at that time the bar man reapeared and booted us both out.

This was seven years ago when I lived there. I doubt the ban still stands. They definitely don't remeber me.

In Nijmegen....

That was obviously A Breach Too Far.

Pretzill · 02-02-2019 1:52am

Folkstonian wrote: »

Why would you wear a hat indoors? Its generally considered rude and it’s downright tacky

Go you. Tacky? I'm banned from yours too?
Actually I had just walked in on a scorching day and was about to but was met at the door of said pub with this request before I had even darkened it. So it put me off.

johndaman66 · 02-02-2019 2:32am

Vowel Movement wrote: »

Was in a nightclub, legless drunk and ended up faling asleep. The security man slapped me on the back of the head and booted me out. Went back about a month later and was refused entry

Why do I read this more like...

"Was in a nightclub, legless drunk and ended up comatose. The security people tried their best to wake me up with no response. Eventually one of them, having a home to go to and all that got frustrated and gave me a slap on the back of the head. With that I came around and they escorted me to the door. I went back about a month later and they didn't let me in as they didn't want to be dealing with the same hassle again that night"

Tiguan Joe · 02-02-2019 3:26am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSn8ee2AOJk

02-02-2019 4:41am

A good friend is banned from an entire country. Hard to beat that.

FTA69 · 02-02-2019 4:44am

America

Are you banned from anywhere?

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