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  • 01-02-2019 09:50PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭


    I got banned from an Irish pub in Nijmegen when the barman disappeared and wasn't in sight for ages, I was gagging for a pint, so half drunk I hoped over the bar (sort of showing off to my then lady companion :P ) how to properly pour Guinness, just at that time the bar man reapeared and booted us both out.



    This was seven years ago when I lived there. I doubt the ban still stands. They definitely don't remeber me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭the dark phantom


    Did ya ever meet Danny from Clonmel there ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I can't go within 300ft of schools or nurseries...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 94 ✭✭Lost implants


    I can't go within 300ft of schools or nurseries...

    I can't go within 300ft of schoolteachers or nurses :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Did ya ever meet Danny from Clonmel there ?

    Did he own a grey coat ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 282 ✭✭Anthonylfc


    tinder , bumble , pof

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Boards.ie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,376 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Oddly enough the Personal Issues forum on boards. Never bothered to find out why.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Boards.ie
    hey, you took my joke...


    reported


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭SnakePlissken


    I'm banned from every boards.ie forum pertaining to Islam for no other reason other than my penchant for criticising this ideologies treatment of women and the LGBT community... but that's what happens when the defenders of homophobia are quick to report posts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    George Takei's Twitter account. Oh my


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 299 ✭✭Vowel Movement


    Was in a nightclub, legless drunk and ended up faling asleep. The security man slapped me on the back of the head and booted me out. Went back about a month later and was refused entry :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Sterling Archer


    I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

    Took my line ya fkr

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

    Also Tesco in the Galway Shopping centre..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,799 ✭✭✭smokingman


    I was banned from the Bleeding Horse pub once for "harassing" Brian Dobson.
    Kept going up to him asking if he was x from the Rte newsroom. Never got it right as the night went drunkenly on until the next morning.
    Woke up screaming "BRIAN ****IN DOBSON!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Yeah a few places.

    I was having too much fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    Malarkey's "Irish pub" in Newport Beach, Orange County. It's a long story...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    I'm banned from every boards.ie forum pertaining to Islam for no other reason other than my penchant for criticising this ideologies treatment of women and the LGBT community... but that's what happens when the defenders of homophobia are quick to report posts.
    Quickest ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Shane_ef wrote: »
    Took my line ya fkr

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

    Also Tesco in the Galway Shopping centre..
    What did you do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,267 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Banned from a Facebook group for 24 hours. I know. My life isn't the most exciting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,461 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    I got banned from plenty of fish.
    I was discriminated against due to my marital status :(

    I also got booted out of Kildare Town Garda station one night. That was a fun night. The Garda wasn't really up for much craic after my work Xmas party.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    A pub in Galway. My friend was obnoxious to bar staff. I was trying to stop her. We were both barred.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Sterling Archer


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    What did you do?

    2 ish years ago,
    Alcohol + one of those kids rides

    Fairly sure the security guard was giving me shifty eyes last time I was in the centre


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Shane_ef wrote: »
    2 ish years ago,
    Alcohol + one of those kids rides
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    <snip>

    Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Lingerie section in M&S


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Lingerie section in M&S

    Apparently it's Ireland's largest lingerie section.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,162 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Lingerie section in M&S


    Prefer the lingerie section in S & M meself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Prefer the lingerie section in S & M meself.

    do you remember that S&M police tv drama set in NY with the 2 women detectives.

    "Gag me & Lace Me" i think it was called.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭SnakePlissken


    <snip>

    Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Wheres Me Jumper?


    <snip>

    Mod: Not the place to complain about other forums/posters/mods


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