Tastiest smoothies you make

niamhstokes · 05-02-2015 11:47am #1

what's your favourite smoothie?

My favourite of all is fresh cherries with vanilla yogurt

The Backwards Man · 05-02-2015 11:50am

niamhstokes wrote: »

what's your favourite smoothie?

My favourite of all is fresh cherries with vanilla yogurt

That's too complicated for many of the residents here

Question should be tastiest smoothie your Mammy makes.

I don't really like smoothies so I have no opinion.

niamhstokes · 05-02-2015 11:52am

The Backwards Man wrote: »

That's too complicated for many of the residents here

Question should be tastiest smoothie your Mammy makes.

I don't really like smoothies so I have no opinion.

haha oh, i make nicer smoothies than Mammy though

whiskeyman · 05-02-2015 11:54am

I like hot water with a tea bag left in it for 3 mins... then taken out, then some milk added.

wait...

That's a smoothie, right?

Betty Bloggs · 05-02-2015 11:55am

Strawberries, Banana, Yoghurt, Little bit of Orange juice and sometimes a squeeze of honey .

Sometimes I use frozen mixed berries either, the blackberries make a nice purple colour too.

The Backwards Man · 05-02-2015 11:57am

whiskeyman wrote: »

I like hot water with a tea bag left in it for 3 mins... then taken out, then some milk added.

wait...

That's a smoothie, right?

I think they have some kind of machine for making them, it's like Soda Stream for fruit.

Where I come from, we eat our bananas the old fashioned way.

Candy_Girl · 05-02-2015 11:59am

Frozen kale a handful of spinach, coconut milk and a scoop of cookies & cream whey...delish.

05-02-2015 12:01pm

Frozen berries. Almond Butter. Protein Powder. Water.

I need to try all these green ones too. I'll do that at the weekend.

magicmushroom · 05-02-2015 12:03pm

Banana, avocado and spinach with chia seeds

I prefer green smoothies to sweet ones, just love the taste.
Trying to have one every day, yum yum

whiskeyman · 05-02-2015 12:03pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Protein Powder. .

What did the protein powder say to the other protein powder to get their attention?

Whey!!!!!

/I'm here all week...

Duggy747 · 05-02-2015 12:04pm

The GF makes healthy smoothies that look incredibly rank, thick green slime that look like it was oozed out of an old man with a miscellaneous health problem.

Though in summers I tend to make ones that would probably kill you; Milk, caramel, ice cream, cookies..........whatever the fúck that is in the cupboard, you're going in too.................your teeth would rot just by looking at it.

x43r0 · 05-02-2015 12:05pm

Peanut Butter, Banana, Milk and a teaspoon of cocoa powder

niamhstokes · 05-02-2015 12:16pm

what is your favourite topper upper? sometimes i add chia , hemp, flax, maca, cacao or camu camu

whiskeyman · 05-02-2015 12:20pm

niamhstokes wrote: »

chia , hemp, flax, maca, cacao or camu camu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqczJEq1C5A

:pac:

niamhstokes · 05-02-2015 12:25pm

whiskeyman wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqczJEq1C5A

:pac:

LOL yeah i know haha

magicmushroom · 05-02-2015 12:29pm

niamhstokes wrote: »

what is your favourite topper upper? sometimes i add chia , hemp, flax, maca, cacao or camu camu

Chia - I watched a documentary on Netflix in the week 'Hungry for Change' (worth a watch) and they were explaining that Chia Seeds expand and form a gelatinous coating when mixed with liquid - as it moves through the intestine, the gelatinous part grabs onto the toxins that the liver is trying to get rid of, and move them out of the body much quicker.

Thought that was interesting, they're also very high in Fibre and Omega 3 so I add them to whatever I can now

Apparently they're nice mixed with almond milk, nuts and fruit and left in the fridge in a jar overnight - make a nice alternative to overnight oats, I'm going to try it this weekend to go with breakfast

Aongus Von Bismarck · 05-02-2015 12:33pm

I have my famous Aongus's Mean Green Juice Machine that I rustle up every morning for breakfast. It's a green apple, baby spinach, kale, cucumber, lime, avocado, celery, ginger and seaweed combo. It tastes fantastic and my skin tone and energy levels are as good as they've ever been.

magicmushroom · 05-02-2015 12:34pm

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I have my famous Aongus's Mean Green Juice Machine that I rustle up every morning for breakfast. It's a green apple, baby spinach, kale, cucumber, lime, avocado, celery, ginger and seaweed juice. It tastes fantastic and my skin tone and energy levels are as good as they've ever been.

Oh god that sounds good! Where would I get seaweed juice from though??

05-02-2015 12:35pm

magicmushroom wrote: »

Oh god that sounds good! Where would I get seaweed juice from though??

seaweed

Ush1 · 05-02-2015 12:40pm

I like the amazon acai from Zumo, would never be arsed making my own one though.

Aongus Von Bismarck · 05-02-2015 12:40pm

magicmushroom wrote: »

Oh god that sounds good! Where would I get seaweed juice from though??

Sorry, my post wasn't clear. I add dried seaweed to the mix rather than seaweed juice. Kelp, bladderwrack and carrageenan.

TheBeardedLady · 05-02-2015 12:43pm

Dried black tea leaves, 2 parts hydrogen to 1 part oxygen boiled and breast milk from cows.

The Backwards Man · 05-02-2015 12:45pm

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Sorry, my post wasn't clear. I add dried seaweed to the mix rather than seaweed juice. Kelp, bladderwrack and carrageenan.

You should put some dulse on it, far better for you.

Birneybau · 05-02-2015 1:06pm

Battered sausage and chips. Add a bit of salt and vinegar.

Wacker The Attacker · 05-02-2015 1:08pm

does fanny juice count?

The Princess Bride · 05-02-2015 2:00pm

200ml skimmed milk, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and 2 measures of Baileys.
Liquidise, enjoy and repeat.

05-02-2015 2:00pm

The Princess Bride wrote: »

200ml skimmed milk, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and 2 measures of Baileys.
Liquidise, enjoy and repeat.

ohmigod

I'm going to get so fcuking fat in June. SO FCUKING FAT.

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 05-02-2015 2:23pm

I'm in the middle of drinking one....strawberries, blackberries, scoop of vanilla flavoured protein, super milk and crushed ice. It's very tasty

Neyite · 05-02-2015 2:28pm

Vanilla icecream and oreos.

Neyite · 05-02-2015 2:28pm

The Princess Bride wrote: »

200ml skimmed milk, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and 2 measures of Baileys.
Liquidise, enjoy and repeat.

I'm going to try this with Tia-Maria at the weekend.

magicmushroom · 05-02-2015 2:48pm

The Princess Bride wrote: »

200ml skimmed milk, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and 2 measures of Baileys.
Liquidise, enjoy and repeat.

*dribble*

Mesrine65 · 05-02-2015 3:08pm

Peanut Butter & Banana Smoothie

1 banana, 1/8 cup peanut butter, 1/2 cup soy milk, 2 tablespoons honey & liquidise.

csallmighty · 05-02-2015 4:06pm

Ice, rum and coke with a slice of lime. No need to stick it in a blender though.

whiskeyman · 05-02-2015 4:12pm

The Princess Bride wrote: »

200ml skimmed milk, 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream and 2 measures of Baileys.
Liquidise, enjoy and repeat.

Deleted User wrote: »

ohmigod

I'm going to get so fcuking fat in June. SO FCUKING FAT.

Imagine putting that into a Nutribullet!!

Listen to it whine away as you use it for yummyness and not 50 shades of green weirdness to help you poop better!
Poor thing will feel so violated!

Potential Underachiever · 05-02-2015 4:15pm

Strawberries, Pineapple, Peaches, 2 sachets of frubes, some ice and away you go.

The_Valeyard · 05-02-2015 4:23pm

Berrybomb

beks101 · 05-02-2015 4:37pm

Raspberries, banana, spinach, avocado, almond milk, chia seeds and tablespoon of spirulina.

Punishment for the first week or so and then strangely moreish.