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The BGRH Beers - Today, Friday 15th Feb (update with RULES for teh n00bs)

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  • 18-01-2008 7:45pm
    #1
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭


    As one was requested on the other thread, here it is. The details:

    Date
    Friday 15th February

    Venue
    The Czech Inn
    czech.jpg
    1 = Turk's Head
    2 = CZECH INN
    3 = Zaytoon.
    4 = Porterhouse

    Time
    5:30pm

    The Rules:
    • N00bs have to bring a can of condensed milk
    • Cameras: If you are taking pictures, please get the person's permission
    • No pink shirts
    • No red tights
    • No aprons
    • No goats
    • No fried eggs
    • No metrosexuals

    Shall you be attending the BGRH Beers on February 15th? 28 votes

    Beer? Cock rings? A pub full of hot Eastern European women? I wouldn't miss it for the world!
    0%
    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    92%
    Lemmingroar_ieTom DunneAgent SmithZaphmonkeyfudgeThe Recliner_blank_Lucy Luoptiplexgx270Rattlehead_ieLostinBlanchfacemanWilltroutJohn MasonadmiralofthefleetWazdakkawatnakryogen 26 votes
    I have commitment issues and just can't make up my mind.
    7%
    neacy69LadyJ 2 votes


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Zaph wrote: »
    Could someone please stick this for a while. Thanks.

    Stuck.

    I look forward to the third annual monthly beers.


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    I will be there cock ring and all :p (its actually a bar but whatever)


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    ill be there, ill bring back monkeyfudge's cock ring, i havent any use for it ¬ ¬


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name*

    Also, I am somewhat innocent in the ways of the cock ring, so I'll be interested to hear how admiralofthefleet got on with his loaner.

    finally ... I want to see if any of the regulars or specials guests can, in fact, moonwalk ;)







    *personally, I think it's a capital idea :cool:


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    #6
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name*


    *personally, I think it's a capital idea :cool:

    It's something I've been meaning to do for a long time and Brother Tom's recent capitalisation reminded me again. It also makes me consistent across all sites I post on, as well as lending a certain gravitas to my mod stars with the more grown-up appearance*.



    * Last bit may actually be a load of horse doo doo.


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name

    Like that is original.


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Zaph wrote: »
    It's something I've been meaning to do for a long time and Brother Tom's recent capitalisation reminded me again. It also makes me consistent across all sites I post on, as well as lending a certain gravitas to my mod stars with the more grown-up appearance*.



    * Last bit may actually be a load of horse doo doo.


    Yawn .... TL;DR ;)


    Edit: Didn't spot Brother Tom Dunne's capital acquisition till just now.
    Is there some kind of flip bit 7 conspiracy going down here ? *waits for geek penny to drop*


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    *waits for geek penny to drop*

    You'll be waiting, I think it was conclusively proved in the bar over the last couple of days that there are no geeks in this forum :p


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Zaph wrote: »
    You'll be waiting, I think it was conclusively proved in the bar over the last couple of days that there are no geeks in this forum :p

    I don't accept that one bit* ... somewhere in this forum is a regular or lurker who used to be an ASCII disciple, an ANSI or Deep Blue C programmer ... and they know what I mean.

    I feel a t-shirty/spamverty/siggy protest coming on ... Flip Bit 7 ! :cool:






    *didja see what I did there ? Ah ... come on, that's geek comedy gold!


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    trout wrote: »
    *didja see what I did there ? Ah ... come on, that's geek comedy gold!

    Great stuff, Brother, but I fear it may be wasted on a lot of the young fella's here, not to mention the wimmins.


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    Fajitas!
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    Wouldn't mind popping along to this if I'm in Dublin.

    I'll have my cock ring too.


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Is the 'theme' of this beers cock rings :confused:

    We should make placards made for the tables ... with medieval typeface declaring "By their cock rings shall ye know them" :cool:

    If nothing else it will make a change from that bloody awful condensed milk.


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    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    i presume its just getting drunk with strangers


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Half right, we're not complete strangers any more which makes it easier to find the others in the pub. Admittedly some are pretty strange, but there's not a lot we can do about that. :D


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    Won't be able to make it. All this talk of cock rings and the like makes it sound like I'll be better off not being there anyway :D


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    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Can i go?


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    #18
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Of course you can, all wimmins welcome.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Do I have to get a cock ring to be allowed come?


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    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    orestes wrote: »
    Do I have to get a cock ring to be allowed come?

    There are too many potential innuendos in that statement.

    Just turn up.


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Cock rings are not compulsory, although I'd recommend you bring one of these

    31ru6UPrKHL._AA160_.jpg


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    orestes
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    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Zaph wrote: »
    Cock rings are not compulsory, although I'd recommend you bring one of these

    31ru6UPrKHL._AA160_.jpg

    Eh?! I've missed something here haven't I?


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    orestes wrote: »
    Eh?! I've missed something here haven't I?

    :D

    We all brought one (well most of us did, there were some who couldn't be arsed find any in the shops) to the first BGRH Beers. It was how we identified each other as none of us had met before. It was our version of the old thing of wearing a flower in your lapel when you're going on a blind date to help you identify the other person.


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Ah right, good idea! I was just gonna walk around the pub asking everyone if they had a cock ring. I was kinda looking forward to it actually, oh well


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    #25
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    orestes wrote: »
    Ah right, good idea! I was just gonna walk around the pub asking everyone if they had a cock ring. I was kinda looking forward to it actually, oh well

    Well you're more than welcome to try that approach too. In fact I think we'll hide ourselves and keep an eye out for you in action. ;)


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    orestes
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    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    I'll be the guy getting pummeled senseless by a bunch of big Polish guys, be sure to say hi when I regain consciousness!


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    I'll probably come along, where's this pub it's in?


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    Lucy Lu
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    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    moco wrote: »
    I'll probably come along, where's this pub it's in?

    Cool. Its on Parliment St,(off Dame St) kinda near The Turks Head


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Lucy Lu wrote: »
    Cool. Its on Parliment St,(off Dame St) kinda near The Turks Head


    Ah good, I know Dame st. so should be able to find it!


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    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    It used to be called Iscoldes Towers or something like that until recently as far as I know if that's any help, it's across the street from the Porter House at the end of Temple Bar


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    #31
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,282 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.
    Brother Des kindly drew a map the other day


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