The BGRH Beers - Today, Friday 15th Feb (update with RULES for teh n00bs)

Zaph

As one was requested on the other thread, here it is. The details:

Date
Friday 15th February

Venue
The Czech Inn

1 = Turk's Head
2 = CZECH INN
3 = Zaytoon.
4 = Porterhouse

Time
5:30pm

The Rules:

• N00bs have to bring a can of condensed milk
• Cameras: If you are taking pictures, please get the person's permission
• No pink shirts
• No red tights
• No aprons
• No goats
• No fried eggs
• No metrosexuals

Tom Dunne

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

Could someone please stick this for a while. Thanks.

Stuck.

I look forward to the third annual monthly beers.

Will

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

I will be there cock ring and all (its actually a bar but whatever)

admiralofthefleet

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

ill be there, ill bring back monkeyfudge's cock ring, i havent any use for it ¬ ¬

trout

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name*

Also, I am somewhat innocent in the ways of the cock ring, so I'll be interested to hear how admiralofthefleet got on with his loaner.

finally ... I want to see if any of the regulars or specials guests can, in fact, moonwalk







*personally, I think it's a capital idea :cool:

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

trout wrote: »

I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name*


*personally, I think it's a capital idea :cool:

It's something I've been meaning to do for a long time and Brother Tom's recent capitalisation reminded me again. It also makes me consistent across all sites I post on, as well as lending a certain gravitas to my mod stars with the more grown-up appearance*.



* Last bit may actually be a load of horse doo doo.

Tom Dunne

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

trout wrote: »

I'll be there ... mostly to inquire of Brother Zaph whyfore he now has an upper-case Z in his name

Like that is original.

trout

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

It's something I've been meaning to do for a long time and Brother Tom's recent capitalisation reminded me again. It also makes me consistent across all sites I post on, as well as lending a certain gravitas to my mod stars with the more grown-up appearance*.



* Last bit may actually be a load of horse doo doo.

Yawn .... TL;DR


Edit: Didn't spot Brother Tom Dunne's capital acquisition till just now.
Is there some kind of flip bit 7 conspiracy going down here ? *waits for geek penny to drop*

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

trout wrote: »

*waits for geek penny to drop*

You'll be waiting, I think it was conclusively proved in the bar over the last couple of days that there are no geeks in this forum

trout

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

You'll be waiting, I think it was conclusively proved in the bar over the last couple of days that there are no geeks in this forum

I don't accept that one bit* ... somewhere in this forum is a regular or lurker who used to be an ASCII disciple, an ANSI or Deep Blue C programmer ... and they know what I mean.

I feel a t-shirty/spamverty/siggy protest coming on ... Flip Bit 7 ! :cool:






*didja see what I did there ? Ah ... come on, that's geek comedy gold!

Tom Dunne

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

trout wrote: »

*didja see what I did there ? Ah ... come on, that's geek comedy gold!

Great stuff, Brother, but I fear it may be wasted on a lot of the young fella's here, not to mention the wimmins.

Fajitas!

Wouldn't mind popping along to this if I'm in Dublin.

I'll have my cock ring too.

trout

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Is the 'theme' of this beers cock rings

We should make placards made for the tables ... with medieval typeface declaring "By their cock rings shall ye know them" :cool:

If nothing else it will make a change from that bloody awful condensed milk.

Will

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

i presume its just getting drunk with strangers

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Half right, we're not complete strangers any more which makes it easier to find the others in the pub. Admittedly some are pretty strange, but there's not a lot we can do about that.

Won't be able to make it. All this talk of cock rings and the like makes it sound like I'll be better off not being there anyway

Jules

Can i go?

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Of course you can, all wimmins welcome.

orestes

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Do I have to get a cock ring to be allowed come?

Tom Dunne

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

orestes wrote: »

Do I have to get a cock ring to be allowed come?

There are too many potential innuendos in that statement.

Just turn up.

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Cock rings are not compulsory, although I'd recommend you bring one of these

orestes

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

Cock rings are not compulsory, although I'd recommend you bring one of these

Eh?! I've missed something here haven't I?

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

orestes wrote: »

Eh?! I've missed something here haven't I?

We all brought one (well most of us did, there were some who couldn't be arsed find any in the shops) to the first BGRH Beers. It was how we identified each other as none of us had met before. It was our version of the old thing of wearing a flower in your lapel when you're going on a blind date to help you identify the other person.

orestes

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Ah right, good idea! I was just gonna walk around the pub asking everyone if they had a cock ring. I was kinda looking forward to it actually, oh well

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

orestes wrote: »

Ah right, good idea! I was just gonna walk around the pub asking everyone if they had a cock ring. I was kinda looking forward to it actually, oh well

Well you're more than welcome to try that approach too. In fact I think we'll hide ourselves and keep an eye out for you in action.

orestes

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

I'll be the guy getting pummeled senseless by a bunch of big Polish guys, be sure to say hi when I regain consciousness!

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

I'll probably come along, where's this pub it's in?

Lucy Lu

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

moco wrote: »

I'll probably come along, where's this pub it's in?

Cool. Its on Parliment St,(off Dame St) kinda near The Turks Head

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Lucy Lu wrote: »

Cool. Its on Parliment St,(off Dame St) kinda near The Turks Head

Ah good, I know Dame st. so should be able to find it!

orestes

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

It used to be called Iscoldes Towers or something like that until recently as far as I know if that's any help, it's across the street from the Porter House at the end of Temple Bar

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Brother Des kindly drew a map the other day

Lucy Lu

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

Brother Des kindly drew a map the other day

Thanks Zaph, I was looking for that and could not find it.

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

Brother Des kindly drew a map the other day

lol. Where abouts on Dame street is the turn off for Parliament st though?

Brilliant map Des:)

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

moco wrote: »

lol. Where abouts on Dame street is the turn off for Parliament st though?

At Thomas Read's

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Thanks....

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

You're welcome. You know where Thomas read's is or do you need more directions?

Jules

Parl St is the street right with city hall at the top of it!

Will

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

that map is a work of art

DJ_Spider

Zaph wrote: »

Mmmmmmm Condensed Milk Sarnies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMQR9DFE2-c

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Zaph wrote: »

You're welcome. You know where Thomas read's is or do you need more directions?

Well..now you mention it I don't know where Thomas Reads is either. It must be way at the top of Dame St at the opposite side to all the bus stops, is it?

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

OK, if you head away from Trinity on the Central Bank/Temple Bar side of Dame Street and keep walking to where the street starts to rise a little you'll end up passing the ******* Theatre and Eddie Rockets. The next corner past them is Thomas Read's, you can't really miss it, it's a large pub with big glass windows all round. Turn right there and at the next junction you'll see the Porterhouse and Zaytoon kebab shop. Across the road you'll be able to see Isolde's Tower/Czech Inn (not sure which name is on it).

moco

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Thanks, I go down that street on the bus every day, I'm just not very observant!:o

Zaph

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

No worries. The pub isn't actually on Parliament Street, it's on the street that intersects it, but you can see it from Zaytoon.

5starpool

Everything seems clearer from Zaytoon I find.

John Mason

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

apparently i have been told i am going whether i want to or not even if i dont like the bar:D

monkeyfudge

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Will

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

lulz

justsomebloke

i might try and head into this, however it will depend on whether I can see or not (having laser eye surgery on the 2nd so should be able for it by then)

Slow Motion

monkeyfudge wrote: »

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

There really is no getting better for you is there?

The Recliner

Wild horses couldn't drag me into a pub with you lot.

Finally got off my ass and made the commitment to meeting a bunch of random strangers in a pub to talk about Cock rings

Having just written that sentence I am not sure how I arrived at the decision, morbid curiosity I suppose

WindSock

I may as well come along and Czech it out