Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

Foweva Awone wrote: »

For a change, here is a great one rather than a dumb one!


"Right I know this isint the best right but over the last few days I’ve watched tiger king an I’ve become way to fond of saying “that bitch Carol Baskins” randomly throughout the day at the top of my voice in a southern accent, my 2 year old now picked it up as well ffs ... in the sitting room an I hear THAT BIT ASKINSSS! THAT BIT AROL ASKINS!

need to seriously stop it or my child will sound like she was reared by joe exotic

(And just to all the Fionnualas out there yes I know it’s absolutely appalling my child hears such vulgar language I’ll refer myself to Tulsa in due course)"

That might take 24 hours!

No Distance Will Keep Us Apart Wen Yhu Have Tha 1 Person Tha Yhu No In & Ou & Ben Tru 2Much Bu Made Us Stronger Den Ever Cos Tha Is Luv Yea Wha Relationship Don't Go Tru Der Up Downs Bu Ders 1 Thing Tru luv Never Stays Away For Long & Me & My Tha Kids Miss Ya & Can't Wait Til Ya Cum Home Plz God Soon Mikey Misses His Dada So Much & Yhur 1 An Only Daddy's Lil Lady & Yhur Fam Can't Do Enuf For Dem Wiles Yhur Away .No Wha Makes Me Luv Ya Tha Most My Man Yhu Treat TommyLee Jus As Yhur Own & Tha Is Wha Yhu Call A Man .Luvly Fone Call Today Dunno Wha Ya Miss Til It's Gone .On Both Sides #TruLuvNeverDies Sam Baby Yhu Will ALWAYS BE MY MAN NA Matter Wha We Both Made Mistakes Tha Life . Yhu Luv Me & I Luv Yhu & I No1 Else (ME&OURCHILDRENFOREVER) #1WmanFor1Man#

Foweva Awone wrote: »

No Distance Will Keep Us Apart Wen Yhu Have Tha 1 Person Tha Yhu No In & Ou & Ben Tru 2Much Bu Made Us Stronger Den Ever Cos Tha Is Luv Yea Wha Relationship Don't Go Tru Der Up Downs Bu Ders 1 Thing Tru luv Never Stays Away For Long & Me & My Tha Kids Miss Ya & Can't Wait Til Ya Cum Home Plz God Soon Mikey Misses His Dada So Much & Yhur 1 An Only Daddy's Lil Lady & Yhur Fam Can't Do Enuf For Dem Wiles Yhur Away .No Wha Makes Me Luv Ya Tha Most My Man Yhu Treat TommyLee Jus As Yhur Own & Tha Is Wha Yhu Call A Man .Luvly Fone Call Today Dunno Wha Ya Miss Til It's Gone .On Both Sides #TruLuvNeverDies Sam Baby Yhu Will ALWAYS BE MY MAN NA Matter Wha We Both Made Mistakes Tha Life . Yhu Luv Me & I Luv Yhu & I No1 Else (ME&OURCHILDRENFOREVER) #1WmanFor1Man#

I weep for whatever education system produced the author of that pile of sh1te.

I'm guessing it's not an Irish person as calling your kid TommyLee doesn't seem like something an Irish person would do although I could be wrong.

Anything where "5" and "G" appear together is prime stuff for this thread.

https://twitter.com/L3GSV/status/1247009415804354561?s=19

Foweva Awone wrote: »

No Distance Will Keep Us Apart Wen Yhu Have Tha 1 Person Tha Yhu No In & Ou & Ben Tru 2Much Bu Made Us Stronger Den Ever Cos Tha Is Luv Yea Wha Relationship Don't Go Tru Der Up Downs Bu Ders 1 Thing Tru luv Never Stays Away For Long & Me & My Tha Kids Miss Ya & Can't Wait Til Ya Cum Home Plz God Soon Mikey Misses His Dada So Much & Yhur 1 An Only Daddy's Lil Lady & Yhur Fam Can't Do Enuf For Dem Wiles Yhur Away .No Wha Makes Me Luv Ya Tha Most My Man Yhu Treat TommyLee Jus As Yhur Own & Tha Is Wha Yhu Call A Man .Luvly Fone Call Today Dunno Wha Ya Miss Til It's Gone .On Both Sides #TruLuvNeverDies Sam Baby Yhu Will ALWAYS BE MY MAN NA Matter Wha We Both Made Mistakes Tha Life . Yhu Luv Me & I Luv Yhu & I No1 Else (ME&OURCHILDRENFOREVER) #1WmanFor1Man#

How could anyone think that YOU is spelled YHU? Even if you weren't great at spelling and were trying to sound it out phonetically, hoo/uoo, something like that would be plausible. Not yhu. Christ on a bike.

Saw my aunt yesterday sharing a random status claiming that some american doctor had been arrested for creating Covid 19 and selling it to China. When you google the guys name he was some university doctor accused of fraud for not declaring interests in a Chinese company he had been taking money from. When I called her out on it she just said 'oh you don't know what to believe these days'. :rolleyes:

Big Nasty wrote: »

Bang of Pikey off it!

doubt it. i cant see one of them bringing up another mans kid.

90% of us have it. The only reason its climbing is because there testing more people so surprise surprise numbers go up.. the media is pushing it for the over lords.. ffs look at the statics. If your 80 ye need to watch out not shut the hole ****in word down.. sick of this economic manipulation a crach was due now the banks want get the blame AGAIN. 0.4 mortality rate from an average of 80 with underlying problems. Will ye **** off and I dont need all this media talkin points if ye want to give me **** come with facts not the poor puppy ****e..

The person that wrote that, is an unemployed alco in his late 30's , he's the last person who should be worrying about the economy

Any electritions out there able to help this lady out?

Are electritions seen as essential services at this time? I think I need one.

kildare lad wrote: »

I asked a fella on Facebook who thinks this coronavirus is all a big hoax to create a new world order , I ask him when he thinks this is gonna happen , he replied with this .



it seems to me like 2030 is the goal. I expect to see a lot more hardships leading up to it. Financial crash, radiation sickness, manmade disasters through controlled weather. Martial law with military frequency weapons. Did you know that they can point a frequency at us that makes it feel like our skin is burning? Also a frequency which can create such a horrific sound in our ears that we'll do whatever possible to get away from it? Much worse than that as well, the above appear to be the more "civil appkications". The IOT which involves microchip placement in virtually everything will provide further controls. For example if you are ordered to take a certain medication, based on the weight of the bottle they will be able to tell if you took your pill today. If you don't take it your privileges will be shut down. Electronically because they will be able to do that with the new system in place. Scary times my friend. I hope I'm wrong.

He is

kildare lad wrote: »

. Did you know that they can point a frequency at us that makes it feel like our skin is burning? .

Does he think the sun is a government controlled gun?

kildare lad wrote: »

I couldn't stop laughing, I told him he was a bit paranoid , then his missus told me to open my eyes...lol

A bit? FFS, hes a full on loon.

castletownman wrote: »

For the last week my friend's sister has shared a video of her dog "singing" random songs in a high-pitched voice. Lips moving and all. Novel after day one, painful now.

It would be understandable if she was a young one. But she is 42, and the sort of person that seeks validation of her popularity via FB.

UPDATE: Today she had her dog "singing" a song to the tune of Molly Malone, with the lyrics changed to reflect everyone travelling down the country to their holiday homes. It was......interesting.

But one of her friends sent it into a local news page and it went "viral" (no pun intended). Just the encouragement she needs to continue this painful charade

I watched prime time again and I am gobsmacked that people don't see what's really going on .A head of a well know collage thats hosting a mayor 5G study after recently clearing 100s of trees on campus .Bill gates buying up massive amounts of 5 g shares and these people talking about everyone having there phones tracked and we will all need to be vaccinated and like Asian country's we will need to have out temperatures taking everywhere where we go .The list goes on and on .right people are dying average age of 80 with most with underlying conditions and dying with the virus ,not because of it .No one dying of the flu this year that just ****ed off did it .Everyone is dying of the virus .No other health problems killing these people with weakend systems.The whole thing is a scam I know people are going to say your stupid ****er you couldn't care but the problem is I do ,This Government and the world Governments are enslaving the population with fear and its worked a treat.I know know 99.9% of people will have a problem with me stating that its all a scam, but yet know one is to pushed to research the so called virus and the companies behind them and all the so called experts with there fundings coming from the big drug companies and the professors that are all afraid of the Bill gates mob and all the companies he funds that control the whole health care systems from the shadows . I wouldn't post something like this when I know I am going to piss off everyone I know and will more than likely get a load of stick for it .Look past the fear of everyone is going to ****ing die and look deeper and remember the money and power and control that's driving this **** .

So you just buy shares in 5g now? Like, on the NYSE is there just one for "5G"?

Lily_Aldrin7 wrote: »

How did the whole 5G thing start ??
I was just reading all the posts saying that the virus is no big deal or it doesn’t exist at all and thinking about all the guards who have to stop people now (to ask them where they are going) and they probably have to listen to that stuff

People think everything's a conspiracy nowadays. I seen a post between 2 of these weirdos ,one said to the other, there's no point washing your hands because it can't stop 5g radiation...

Air money is accurate enough.

EU are going to make air money from thin air over the next year.

Posted in a comment to a picture of a few 'hunzo's' getting together for a few drinks (not from same household)

wrote:

Injoy sis now i no why you wont answed yous areSSupposed ti be social descent like hello i want my life back to normal but anyway injoy ❤️❤️❤️💞

wrote:

💓💓💓💓Lovely girls but i stick to what u say 2 meaters apart like but Injoy 💓💓😂

A community group I follow had one poster put up a picture of their dinner to which someone replied "That looks delicious, do you have the recipe?"

Poster says "Don't have the recipe but what I do is I chop up Six potatoes into chips, I pre-heat the oven for ten minutes, chop up ten tomatoes...baste the chicken in olive oil...." etc

They go through a detailed set of step by step instructions for how to cook the meal and I just love how they initially say they don't have the "recipe

Not Facebook, but these appeared in a WhatsApp group I'm in (names and addresses censored, obvs)...

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Anyone able to translate the above?

Did Stevie Wonder on crack type it on a smartphone?

coolhull wrote: »

" the golden cicler tives with the scumbag in your have sold all out the golden cicler off the EU the big banks of eure a the U S a sold us all behind your back for year natural recorise a ripping of your own poeple a making slave ballout bound holders of ECB a IMF off billions and billions euro paying back 7 billion a year intrast 19billion owe the Irish taxpayers be held swizz bank costing 8 million a, year to keep it there a you vote for change not from shower of muppits how keeping to power at any cost the European do give two **** about Ireland they have were they want us what **** up"

I think it's something to do with wanting Ireland to leave the EU, but there's no way to be sure.....

Remember that that imbecile's vote counts the same as everyone else

lawred2 wrote: »

Remember that that imbecile's vote counts the same as everyone else

A vote for Gemma O'D possibly