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#202 18-03-2005 7:19pm

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I cannot believe you are saying and showing those things. One billion people are christians, thats one in evry eight people and you are slagging the one central belief in their life. how can you be any more offencive, its like taking food from a starving child. By just posting that you could go to hll, unless you repent and i think you should take a little extra time at your next connfession. I would like it if you refrain from being so racist in the next message you post. Thank you.

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#203 18-03-2005 7:41pm

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PeadarofAodh wrote:

I cannot believe you are saying and showing those things. One billion people are christians, thats one in evry eight people and you are slagging the one central belief in their life. how can you be any more offencive, its like taking food from a starving child. By just posting that you could go to hll, unless you repent and i think you should take a little extra time at your next connfession. I would like it if you refrain from being so racist in the next message you post. Thank you.

Best joke ever :cool:

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#204 18-03-2005 7:54pm

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You kick my dog... hehe best one yet.

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#205 19-03-2005 2:39am

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Can't be bothered using PaintShop? then try the Jesus Dress Ups ...

http://www.normalbobsmith.com/portfolio/part9/

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#206 19-03-2005 2:42am

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PeadarofAodh wrote:

I cannot believe you are saying and showing those things. One billion people are christians, thats one in evry eight people and you are slagging the one central belief in their life. how can you be any more offencive, its like taking food from a starving child. By just posting that you could go to hll, unless you repent and i think you should take a little extra time at your next connfession. I would like it if you refrain from being so racist in the next message you post. Thank you.

They're making Jesus relevant to the internet generation. This is evangelism, not blasphemy!

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#207 19-03-2005 3:01am

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LOL I can't believe this thread is still going. And I warned you at the start the christian right would come out to protest .

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#208 21-03-2005 1:01am

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PeadarofAodh wrote:

I cannot believe you are saying and showing those things. One billion people are christians, thats one in evry eight people and you are slagging the one central belief in their life. how can you be any more offencive, its like taking food from a starving child. By just posting that you could go to hll, unless you repent and i think you should take a little extra time at your next connfession. I would like it if you refrain from being so racist in the next message you post. Thank you.

ROFLMAO

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#209 22-03-2005 2:58am

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http://www.trailervision.com/trailer.php?id=111
tbh
Used to be free, but all thats gone now

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#210 22-03-2005 3:06am

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PeadarofAodh wrote:

I cannot believe you are saying and showing those things. One billion people are christians, thats one in evry eight people and you are slagging the one central belief in their life. how can you be any more offencive, its like taking food from a starving child. By just posting that you could go to hll, unless you repent and i think you should take a little extra time at your next connfession. I would like it if you refrain from being so racist in the next message you post. Thank you.

That's heading straight for Fundies Say The Darndest Things

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#211 22-03-2005 10:33am

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Dancing Jesus tbh

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#212 22-03-2005 11:17am

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AlcoholicA wrote:

Dancing Jesus tbh

Jesus!
Reminds me of Homers website.

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#213 22-03-2005 11:26am

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Dress up Jesus

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#214 22-03-2005 7:52pm

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Yet more Jesus, lol.

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#215 24-03-2005 1:52pm

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please don't ever stop this thread , pure quality

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#216 30-03-2005 10:19am

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Lads. I've noticed something worrying about jesus lol lately. In the last few days the traffic on my server has shot up with people viewing my jesus lol pics. On invesigating who refered these urls it seems to me that alot of boards, blogs etc around the world are copy&pasting the jesus lol pics to their own boards and claiming it as there own stuff.

'Ohh yeah i found these on google when searching for jesus'
My arse, tbh.

This is really starting to annoy me, so much so that i'm thinking of changing my Michael Jackson Jesus LOL pic to saying something like 'Hey Michael, these eejits are stealing our jesus, LOL!... let's molest them both... together'.

Here are some examples of the urls i've been catching:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/wonderfruit/35863.html
http://www.phorums.com/index.php?showtopic=29375
http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessageRange?topicID=77604.topic&start=41&stop=60
http://www.livejournal.com/community/blackfolk/1588046.html?style=mine

I mean wtf is up with this? We must burn them... BURN THEM ALL!!!...
Jesus lol dies a sad painful death due to corporate takeover... TAKEOVER!
Aherm, I dunno about you people but Jesus LOL is a purely boards.ie thing.. yes it's funny to others but it belongs to us at boards, not these stupid blog users. So come on.. join me in burning them all... BURN!!!

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#217 30-03-2005 10:25am

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jesus they're famous lol

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#218 30-03-2005 10:32am

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Remote linking images makes jesus lol cry...tbh.

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#219 30-03-2005 4:24pm

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"They're raping our bandwidth Jesus!"

"Let's rename a load of goatse images to the ones they linked to! That'll show em. LOL!"

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#220 30-03-2005 5:13pm

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Damn I should have signed the ones I made. They're all over the internet now.

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#221 30-03-2005 8:56pm

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Anyone changed their pics yet? :P
By the way is this raping of Jesus LOL pissing anyone else off?

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#222 30-03-2005 9:12pm

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I hosted all mine on imageshack so I don't really care. Also the whole Jesus lol thing was around before this thread. We just added to it greatly.

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#223 30-03-2005 9:31pm

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Jesus lol goes platinum.

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#224 31-03-2005 2:29am

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It was around before? Where?

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#225 31-03-2005 2:54am

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Well the first picture that Lafortezza posted had been going around the internet for a while.
http://members.boards.ie/lafortezza/b4-JesusLOL.jpg

You can even get it on a mousepad:
http://www.cafepress.com/shop/ninja/browse/Ne-1160_pv-skez.18177866_p-7_N-3641+1272_bt-2

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#226 31-03-2005 3:02am

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Yeah but it originated on boards... that's what i'm saying.

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#227 31-03-2005 9:33am

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This one wasn't on our site but its good too.

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#228 31-03-2005 9:49am

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I demand that boards.ie copyright Jesus LOL immediately. It may have begun elsewhere but boards pwn it.

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#229 31-03-2005 1:09pm

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well i just saw this thred an i had to make something,
it seems that no ones made an animation so... here you go

http://dhost.info/vids/hotdogs_jesus.gif

i cant make it a hyper link because my host doesnt like hotlinking so just copy and paste.
its 1.4mb so the first time you see it the timmings will be messed up.

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#230 31-03-2005 1:37pm

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jesus_LOL wrote:

well i just saw this thred an i had to make something,
it seems that no ones made an animation so... here you go

http://dhost.info/vids/hotdogs_jesus.gif

i cant make it a hyper link because my host doesnt like hotlinking so just copy and paste.
its 1.4mb so the first time you see it the timmings will be messed up.

good one

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#231 31-03-2005 7:18pm

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jesus_LOL wrote:

well i just saw this thred an i had to make something,
it seems that no ones made an animation so... here you go

http://dhost.info/vids/hotdogs_jesus.gif

i cant make it a hyper link because my host doesnt like hotlinking so just copy and paste.
its 1.4mb so the first time you see it the timmings will be messed up.

I made an animation! http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=2396988&postcount=160

Anyway your one is better.

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#232 31-03-2005 8:03pm

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ha ha didnt notice that, it looks like jesus is flirting

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#233 01-04-2005 3:37am

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Hmmmm..... ?

It must be true !

http://tinypic.com/2j786g

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#234 04-04-2005 9:27pm

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I'm going to hell LoL!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/285/spopelol4as.jpg

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#235 04-04-2005 9:39pm

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sixpack's little hat wrote:

I'm going to hell LoL!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/285/spopelol4as.jpg

You sound like one of those blogger eejits pimping the jesus lol stuff around the net now...

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#236 04-04-2005 9:56pm

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Imagine...

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#237 05-04-2005 12:10am

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Achilles wrote:

You sound like one of those blogger eejits pimping the jesus lol stuff around the net now...

eh k!

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#238 05-04-2005 3:13pm

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I'm going to hell LoL!

crap

>.< i was hopping nobody was gunna do one of those :mad:
taking the piss outa jesus is all well and good but a dead pope, that just sacraligeous (may have mad that last word up)

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#239 05-04-2005 7:10pm

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Ahh man now you gone 2 far someone remove that quick!! :mad:

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#240 05-04-2005 7:12pm

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sixpack's little hat wrote:

I'm going to hell LoL!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/285/spopelol4as.jpg

no offence , but you're a fúcking muppet

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#241 05-04-2005 7:20pm

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sixpack's little hat wrote:

I'm going to hell LoL!

Yeah! You should!! The Jesus LOL stuff was funny in a quirky kinda way but that is just senseless. You should have listened to the smaller side of your brain when you were about to post that when it said.... " you sacreligous twat"!

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#242 08-04-2005 2:20am

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Bloody hell we're on romanian sites now and everything:

http://www.220.ro/stuff/jesus___lol

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#243 08-04-2005 11:24am

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. lol.

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#244 08-04-2005 9:50pm

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Achilles, you know I think you're the best tbh, but the mods will hand out bannage if they see that, what with the linking to pr0n being a crime.

Even manky pr0n.

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#245 09-04-2005 12:57pm

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But see, I'm not a part of that newsgroup... And tbh the whole idea is to get people banned there for linking to the bloody thing. As you can see, my original jesus LOL post has been edited.

*bah*

Wont let me edit it... bwhahdfurralahdkbja.

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#246 09-04-2005 1:37pm

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Shh... mebbe if we're reeeeeallllly quiet the mods won't notice/turn a blind eye...

Everyone look nonchalant.

*whistles*

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#247 09-04-2005 1:55pm

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loved the ownage on those other boards :D:D
i think everyone should do it and edit the links in this topic.
just damn funny

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#248 09-04-2005 2:10pm

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I'm sorry guys but I just fail to see............

Why this hasn't been STICKIFIED cos its a fookin blast!!!! It has over 20,065
views and only a few who didn't agree with the content. Come on MODS! Stickyfy it ffs, please.

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#249 09-04-2005 2:16pm

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L5 wrote:

no offence , but you're a fúcking muppet

LOL now it's getting weird. Taking the piss out of Jesus is hilarious but do it to the pope and you've crossed the line?? lol, ffs tbh

I don't care either way but I don't think you can draw a line here anymore...

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#250 09-04-2005 3:50pm

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Achilles banned for a week for linking to porn

Bio

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#251 09-04-2005 4:18pm

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Jesus is with us always.

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