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misheard lyrics

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Our D-y-v-r-o-c-e becomes final today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Subacio


    Oasis - Champagne Supernova

    "Someday you will find me carpeting a landslide...."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    chris de burgh - high on emotion

    Well here we go again
    Living in a world that others cannot share

    i hear it as...

    Well here we go again
    Living in a world that others cannot sh!t

    Listen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Doctor Jones

    Doctor Jones

    Calling Daithi Jones


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,152 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Song lyrics: Sunday bloody Sunday

    What my son heard : Someday there'll be Sunday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭markc1184


    Senza Un Donna - Zuccerro and Paul Young.

    For a good while I thought they were singing Scent of Madonna.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,145 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Green lights on my shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,897 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    https://www.buymeacoffee.com/dopetech.ie



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭kingtiger


    really annoying tune, but mine has to be

    "The bingo bus is coming"

    Vengaboys - We like to Party!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    If you haven't, watch this:



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  • Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭skylight1987


    COCOA heart
    hard done by you
    some things looking better baby
    just passing through
    and its no sacrifice......... always wondered what a cocoa heart was :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Don't be afraid to catch fish.


    Feels-Calvin Harris.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    After Hours I really need you
    Don't know how I'd live without you

    Okay, may be made up, but I did think Tears for Fears sang "some have to eat some masturbate" on Sowing the Seeds of Love.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,610 ✭✭✭yaboya1


    Oasis:

    Some might say, the sun shines from East London.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Was the son of a richer man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,635 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I always thought Garth Brooks was bragging about, in that song, how he's got friends in loads of places.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    "And if I had a rainbow, i'd put the end of it in arseholes" - The Coronas

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Don't be afraid to catch fish.


    Feels-Calvin Harris.

    I thought that lyric was a Fish too :D


    Fish sounds better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    lmimmfn wrote: »
    "And if I had a rainbow, i'd put the end of it in arseholes" - The Coronas

    I heard that as "i'd put the end of it in our toast "
    I like your one more !


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    ''she got bette davis eyes''

    i heard as ''she got better days in sight''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    Ohhh lay your hannndddddsssssss on my holllllleee


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Geronimo in the night
    I'm coming back to his side to put it right
    I'm coming home to Wuthering Wuthering Wuthering Heights...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    'My love has got no money, he's got his tromboleez' instead of 'strong beliefs'.

    'She's got better days inside' instead of 'Bette Davis eyes'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    Ohhh lay your hannndddddsssssss on my holllllleee

    Isn't that the actual lyric or have I been drunkenly singing along to the wrong lyrics all this time ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    I think its soul!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    The Bucketheads The Bomb (These sounds fall into my mind) I always heard as "Pizza's always on my mind "


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,145 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Shower the horse Im done.


  • Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭cumulonimbus


    In the ad for Muller yoghurt are the rapper bears really singing
    "It's got flies on it "
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,183 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    I think its soul!!

    I alwYs thought it was the first one mentioned ...then I thought he MUST be saying “lay your hands on my own”...can’t hear any “s” at all in there!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    "Daddy I've fallen for a doctor, he's got a black car"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭pawdee


    Nice Women by R.E.M.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,400 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    This means nothing to me
    Or the others

    Only realised my mistake when I was in Vienna last year and someone started singing it, the clue is in the title FFS


  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭pawdee


    If I had to do the same again, I would my friend, for nan though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,020 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Used to work with a lad who misheard a lot of lyrics.

    There was a fine young Canibals song,
    good thing, where have you gone?

    He'd sing beefcake, where have you gone.

    I said no, it's not that, so he start singing, cheesecake, where have you gone.

    Again, told it was not that so he settled on Toothpaste, where have you gone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,076 ✭✭✭trashcan


    Beat me up with your lettuce - instead of beat me up with your letters . Is That Love by Squeeze.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,163 ✭✭✭zetecescort


    heard Tom Pettys Jammin Me around the time of his death

    "Take back that country club, Trump built outside my door" when it should be "Take back that country club, they're trying to build outside my door"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I always thought Guns n Roses Patience was "Sad woman, take it slow......" I only realised recently it is "Said woman,....". Should be ashamed of myself !


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,939 ✭✭✭20Cent


    Calvin Harris and Katy Perry's song Feels.
    Don't be afraid to catch fish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Aretha Franklin's respect, one of the lines sounds like, buy a car on pcp...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,076 ✭✭✭trashcan


    Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,464 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    I know someone who thought Blur's Song 2 went

    I got my head checked
    by Adrian Bocheck.

    When I said it was

    I got my head checked
    by a Jumbo Jet


    They replied "shur that doesn't even make sense" :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    ^^^
    Until i read this, I thought it was "I got my head shaved by a jumbo jet " :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Big wheels keep on turning
    Rosemary keeps on rolling.


    I learned the hard way at a wedding this weekend.
    I even knew the song was Proud Mary FFS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    The kooks - she moves in her own way

    "I love her because You around for a lift? Im in applewood moves in her own way

    She came to my show with syrup on her face"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ziggy


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,782 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg.

    Bonnie Tyler.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,004 ✭✭✭conorhal


    blade1 wrote: »
    I know someone who thought Blur's Song 2 went

    I got my head checked
    by Adrian Bocheck.

    When I said it was

    I got my head checked
    by a Jumbo Jet


    They replied "shur that doesn't even make sense" :rolleyes:

    Oh that's a common one, personally I was left wondering if a Trombone check was that comic moment when they guy in the orchestra sitting in front of the Tromboneist gets smacked in the head by the slider or something, which I think still makes more sense then the actual lyric.. uh.. to me at least..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Nettle Soup


    Wham's Last Christmas.

    "This year, to save me from tears"

    I always heard: "This year, the semi frontiers" (because of the snow, trees & mountains)

    Am I the only one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,464 ✭✭✭✭blade1



    Am I the only one?

    Yes you are, ya Loon!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Nettle Soup


    blade1 wrote: »
    Yes you are, ya Loon!

    I thought so...:o


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