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misheard lyrics

  • 12-03-2017 10:07pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭


    ''this is what it sounds like when drugs cry''

    ''new york, concrete jungle wet dream tomato''

    ''i follow the moskva, down to donkey porn''


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    "Aaaand afteeerrrr aaaaalllll youre my wooooondeerrrwaaaaallll".

    I though it said...

    "Im a whingey little bollox who still fights with his brother in his 40's, PS, I banged Patsy Kensit".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    For years I thought the famous Toto song went "i GUESS it rains down in Africa"


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    What she going to look like with a chimney on her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    The shallower it grows

    The shower rooms

    https://g.co/kgs/b6d5zo

    (Fade out lines by The Avener)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    What have I become, my Swedish friend.
    Johnny Cash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

    Yeah, it's actually 'what she GONNA look like with a chimney on her'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    What she going to look like with a chimney on her.


    But that is the lyric. Chimney = slang for black eye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,091 ✭✭✭furiousox


    I only found out this year that the backing vocal in Games Without Frontiers by Peter Gabriel is NOT "She's so popular..."

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 527 ✭✭✭MeTheMan


    The house was very small. There was bull**** on the wall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
    Blue are the people here that walk around
    Blue like my corvette it's sittin' outside

    for my corvette, heard as 'Mike Corbett'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭MyStubbleItches


    Irelands industry, that is what we are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    "Daddy I've fallen for a doctor, he's got a black car"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "You're gonna have to face it, you're a d**k wearing gloves"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Madonna's Ray of Light:

    Anna Friel like I just got home
    Anna Friel
    Anna Friel like I just got home
    Anna Friel


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    oh, this thread is original.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    "Some people call me Maurice <guitar swit swoo>
    'cos I speak of the prostitutes of love"

    Steve Miller Band - The Joker


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Neames


    Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me...

    More than a woman. More than a woman

    Bee Gees I think....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Had my first real sex-dream (played it 'til my giners bled...)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Neames


    snowflaker wrote: »
    oh, this thread is original.

    Yeah, what's the real lyrics to that one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Take me and break me and close all your windows and doors.
    Touch me up f*** me up make me an island I'm yours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,201 ✭✭✭ongarboy


    I must have been a hearing impaired kid in the 80s as i thought Bryan Adams sang "I had my first real sex dream" in Summer of 69, that Musical Youth sang "patch eat Doney on the left hand side"for Pass the Dutchie and that Culture Club sang "comma comma comma comma comma comedian" for Karma Chameleon!! No internet back then for lyric searches!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Two fromThe Pogues.

    Where we once watched the robots (Rowboats) landing on the broad majestic Shannon.

    From rooms that daylight never sees, and lights don't grow (glow) on Christmas trees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 527 ✭✭✭MeTheMan


    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick
    He's got a big dick

    I still don't know what she is actually say in that song.

    And in the blu song. Friend of mine is convinced he is saying I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭eeguy


    Florence and the machine.

    I'm living for sexy broadband.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭burnsey1987


    Simple Minds - "Promised You America"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Lay down the boogie and play that fcking music til you die


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,942 ✭✭✭20Cent


    "Sometimes I give myself a treat".


    Green day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Endaaaagh


    IIIIIIIII...wannna swing...from the chimney to here.......from the chimney to heeeeere
    -Sia "Chandelier"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    "And here's to you Mrs Robinson, she's a slut more than you know, wo wo wo - Simon and garfunkle -Mrs Robinson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    MeTheMan wrote: »
    I still don't know what she is actually say in that song.

    It's got to be big. Same thing! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭Stigura


    For years I thought the famous Toto song went "i GUESS it rains down in Africa"


    :confused: Doesn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Deise Vu


    I was always impressed the way the IDA got Dolly Parton to sing a song to boost FDI:

    Ireland's Industry
    That is what we are
    no-one in between
    How can we be wrong
    And we rely on each other ah-ah
    from one lover to another ah-ah

    The last line two lines sounded a bit off for an IDA advert but I presume it was to do with Supply Chain Logistics with a personal touch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Taylor Swift - Blank Space.

    'All the Starbuck lovers', when it is 'got a long list of ex lovers'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    "...For Reverend Blue Jeans!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    The Shareef don't like it
    Lockin' the Taskbar
    Lock the Taskbar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    There is a guy down the chip-shop wears a helmet...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    "Who ya gonna call, Dutch b@stards"

    Eh no, ghostbusters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    My lover's got no money, he's got his tromboleece.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭gigantic09


    'Jesse' by Joshua Kadison.

    She says, baby I've been thinkin about a trailer bu the sea,
    We could go to Mexico, youth academy,

    It's actually

    We could go to Mexico, you, the cat and me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Stigura wrote: »
    :confused: Doesn't it?

    I felt the rains down in Africa.... It took me a while to figure it out:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Guy in school thought Weller sang, wait for it.... Bop up on a daisy, for stop apologising, in A town called Malice:D He got a grueller for months after that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    In the this song by Anne-Marie, it sounds like she is singing 'shower the horse' rather than 'ciao, adios', so many got the lyrics wrong that she put a horse in the video.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭Cupra280


    For years I thought that Kim Carnes was signing:
    'And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush' in Bette Davis Eyes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭Dr Strange


    For a long time I thought it was this:

    Sour grapes
    This party's over
    I'm going home

    The song is even called 'Celebrate' but I didn't get it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    jca wrote: »
    I felt the rains down in Africa.... It took me a while to figure it out:pac:

    That's wrong too!

    I bless the rains down in Africa


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