misheard lyrics

Robsweezie

''this is what it sounds like when drugs cry''

''new york, concrete jungle wet dream tomato''

''i follow the moskva, down to donkey porn''

me_irl

"Too shy shy, hush hush search works aye"

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=96427009

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=84438075

Barry Badrinath

"Aaaand afteeerrrr aaaaalllll youre my wooooondeerrrwaaaaallll".

I though it said...

"Im a whingey little bollox who still fights with his brother in his 40's, PS, I banged Patsy Kensit".

B.A._Baracus

For years I thought the famous Toto song went "i GUESS it rains down in Africa"

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze

drunkmonkey

What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

colm_mcm

The shallower it grows

The shower rooms

https://g.co/kgs/b6d5zo

(Fade out lines by The Avener)

mackeire

What have I become, my Swedish friend.
Johnny Cash.

mackeire

drunkmonkey wrote: »

What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

Yeah, it's actually 'what she GONNA look like with a chimney on her'.

me_irl

drunkmonkey wrote: »

What she going to look like with a chimney on her.

But that is the lyric. Chimney = slang for black eye.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

All these

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056940191

furiousox

I only found out this year that the backing vocal in Games Without Frontiers by Peter Gabriel is NOT "She's so popular..."

MeTheMan

The house was very small. There was bull**** on the wall.

colm_mcm

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette it's sittin' outside

for my corvette, heard as 'Mike Corbett'

MyStubbleItches

Irelands industry, that is what we are.

Gwynplaine

"Daddy I've fallen for a doctor, he's got a black car"

...And Justice

He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick

"You're gonna have to face it, you're a d**k wearing gloves"

RayM

Madonna's Ray of Light:

Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel
Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel

snowflaker

oh, this thread is original.

lazybones32

"Some people call me Maurice <guitar swit swoo>
'cos I speak of the prostitutes of love"

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

Neames

Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me...

More than a woman. More than a woman

Bee Gees I think....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Had my first real sex-dream (played it 'til my giners bled...)

Neames

snowflaker wrote: »

oh, this thread is original.

Yeah, what's the real lyrics to that one?

Mena Mitty

Take me and break me and close all your windows and doors.
Touch me up f*** me up make me an island I'm yours.

ongarboy

I must have been a hearing impaired kid in the 80s as i thought Bryan Adams sang "I had my first real sex dream" in Summer of 69, that Musical Youth sang "patch eat Doney on the left hand side"for Pass the Dutchie and that Culture Club sang "comma comma comma comma comma comedian" for Karma Chameleon!! No internet back then for lyric searches!!

sligojoek

Two fromThe Pogues.

Where we once watched the robots (Rowboats) landing on the broad majestic Shannon.

From rooms that daylight never sees, and lights don't grow (glow) on Christmas trees.

For Forks Sake

Every last word of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y3kneqrs

MeTheMan

...And Justice wrote: »

He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick
He's got a big dick

I still don't know what she is actually say in that song.

And in the blu song. Friend of mine is convinced he is saying I'm blue and I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy.

eeguy

Florence and the machine.

I'm living for sexy broadband.

burnsey1987

Simple Minds - "Promised You America"

Lorelli!

Lay down the boogie and play that fcking music til you die

20Cent

"Sometimes I give myself a treat".


Green day.

Endaaaagh

IIIIIIIII...wannna swing...from the chimney to here.......from the chimney to heeeeere
-Sia "Chandelier"

...And Justice

"And here's to you Mrs Robinson, she's a slut more than you know, wo wo wo - Simon and garfunkle -Mrs Robinson

me_irl

MeTheMan wrote: »

I still don't know what she is actually say in that song.

It's got to be big. Same thing! :pac:

Stigura

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

For years I thought the famous Toto song went "i GUESS it rains down in Africa"

Doesn't it?

Deise Vu

I was always impressed the way the IDA got Dolly Parton to sing a song to boost FDI:

Ireland's Industry
That is what we are
no-one in between
How can we be wrong
And we rely on each other ah-ah
from one lover to another ah-ah

The last line two lines sounded a bit off for an IDA advert but I presume it was to do with Supply Chain Logistics with a personal touch.

RobertKK

Taylor Swift - Blank Space.

'All the Starbuck lovers', when it is 'got a long list of ex lovers'.

DoozerT6

"...For Reverend Blue Jeans!!"

Yamanoto

The Shareef don't like it
Lockin' the Taskbar
Lock the Taskbar

RiderOnTheStorm

There is a guy down the chip-shop wears a helmet...

Pinch Flat

"Who ya gonna call, Dutch b@stards"

Eh no, ghostbusters.

thee glitz

My lover's got no money, he's got his tromboleece.

gigantic09

'Jesse' by Joshua Kadison.

She says, baby I've been thinkin about a trailer bu the sea,
We could go to Mexico, youth academy,

It's actually

We could go to Mexico, you, the cat and me.

jca

Stigura wrote: »

Doesn't it?

I felt the rains down in Africa.... It took me a while to figure it out:pac:

jca

Guy in school thought Weller sang, wait for it.... Bop up on a daisy, for stop apologising, in A town called Malice:D He got a grueller for months after that.

RobertKK

In the this song by Anne-Marie, it sounds like she is singing 'shower the horse' rather than 'ciao, adios', so many got the lyrics wrong that she put a horse in the video.

Cupra280

For years I thought that Kim Carnes was signing:
'And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush' in Bette Davis Eyes.

Dr Strange

For a long time I thought it was this:

Sour grapes
This party's over
I'm going home

The song is even called 'Celebrate' but I didn't get it.

Skylinehead

jca wrote: »

I felt the rains down in Africa.... It took me a while to figure it out:pac:

That's wrong too!

I bless the rains down in Africa