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Ultimate job for a grumpy bastard

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    #62
    homerjay2005
    Registered Users Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    any job that has a Union in it - my word those people are bitter, whinging f*ckers.


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    #63
    paulbok
    Registered Users Posts: 4,903 ✭✭✭paulbok


    taxi driver - it's expected of one.


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    #64
    Field east
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Field east


    State pathologist. Guaranteed work, a very varied type of work, travel all over Ireland , job guarantees that you will normally have to work with only one person at a time , maybe once or twice a week but critically you are not obliged to engage with them in conversation if you choose not to which should give you tremendous satisfaction. and you even get well paid for your ideal post


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    #65
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    Programming. Srsly, a lot of them have zero social skills and hate being around other people. You can even do correspondence courses in it so you don't have to interact with stupid happy college people.


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    #66
    Lyaiera
    Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Wabbit Ears wrote: »
    Programming. Srsly, a lot of them have zero social skills and hate being around other people. You can even do correspondence courses in it so you don't have to interact with stupid happy college people.

    Hungover? Probably. Horny? Most likely. Happy? They don't know how good they've got it.


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    #67
    roadsmart
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 625 ✭✭✭roadsmart


    President.

    Oh wait.......


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    #68
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    An interesting position as Climate modeller in the Antartic is available ...

    http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/employment/vacancies/job.php?JobID=1011


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    #69
    Field east
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Field east


    Dear OP( (sideways) any possibility of you giving an opinion on the suggestions to date, maybe we are all on the wrong track and need to be put back on the right one


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    #70
    peckerhead
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    He left. He said to say fück youse all.


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    #71
    Reoil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    Software QA engineer.


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    #72
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Deleted User wrote: »
    They still have to be maintained.

    Or... Kept :)


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    #73
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    peckerhead wrote: »
    He left. He said to say fück youse all.

    Yeah. From what part of the OP's post did they think social interaction was likely :D


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    #74
    gammygils
    Registered Users Posts: 17,242 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    GATSO van operative


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    #75
    Slideways
    Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭Slideways


    Hitman appeals.

    I'd even do pro-bono work for this I felt worthy of my wrath.

    Dealing with the public is a definite no-no, customs officer etc just wouldn't work


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    #76
    NZ_2014
    Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭NZ_2014


    gozunda wrote: »
    An interesting position as Climate modeller in the Antartic is available ...

    http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/employment/vacancies/job.php?JobID=1011

    So free parking in Antarctica then?

    No, read the ad! The job is in the UK!


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    #77
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    Slideways wrote: »
    People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

    Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

    I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

    Amen.


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    Field east
    Registered Users Posts: 2,438 ✭✭✭Field east


    Slideways wrote: »
    Hitman appeals.

    I'd even do pro-bono work for this I felt worthy of my wrath.

    Dealing with the public is a definite no-no, customs officer etc just wouldn't work

    Am here to help. I don't think you have thought true enough re the hitman idea . The action, when you have a target, might give you an ecstatic level of satisfaction for an instant or two immediately after a successful hit - possibly one less person to have to engage with- but you would then have a rake of intested parties looking for you and if they find you, then you could be their guest for a long time- they calling all the shots and you calling none


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    #79
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    NZ_2014 wrote: »
    So free parking in Antarctica then?

    No, read the ad! The job is in the UK!

    Yeah but the travel opportunities are endless ... ;)


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    #80
    groucho marx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Garden gnome


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