The Noccers Interview Thread

Colser · 09-10-2017 5:59pm

73Cat wrote: »

It is a sh1te day all round, I am thinking of heading for the hills

Do you heat jam donuts before eating them ?

No,I'd be afraid that the jam would burn my mouth.

Do you like McDonald's coffee and sugar donuts?

Ted_YNWA · 09-10-2017 7:04pm

McD's coffee is nice, never tried their donuts.

What is your favourite mode of transport?

Colser · 09-10-2017 7:21pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

McD's coffee is nice, never tried their donuts.

What is your favourite mode of transport?

Car.

What would you buy if you were given 1K to spend in one hour on yourself?

tomwaterford · 09-10-2017 8:39pm

Colser wrote: »

Car.

What would you buy if you were given 1K to spend in one hour on yourself?

New bicycle

Are ireland the worst soccer team ever

Erik Shin · 09-10-2017 9:03pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

New bicycle

Are ireland the worst soccer team ever

No

Will ya give James McLean a great big kiss tonight?

tomwaterford · 09-10-2017 10:08pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

No

Will ya give James McLean a great big kiss tonight?

Afaid not

Do you think we'll qualify

Bishopsback · 10-10-2017 11:42am

tomwaterford wrote: »

Afaid not

Do you think we'll qualify

We've a better chance than wales anyway:).

Do you get the flu injection annually?

10-10-2017 12:49pm

No, have never had a flu jab.

Have you ever been stung by a Bee?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 12:55pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No, have never had a flu jab.

Have you ever been stung by a Bee?

Touch wood not by a bee...but by wasps alright

What are your plans for the day!

10-10-2017 1:01pm

I plan to work, go home, eat dinner and read. I am in the process of reading all Orsen Wells books.

What was the last thing you read?

Bishopsback · 10-10-2017 1:09pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I plan to work, go home, eat dinner and read. I am in the process of reading all Orsen Wells books.

What was the last thing you read?

Your post.

Are you watching the budget?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 1:11pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

Your post.

Are you watching the budget?

Nah :pac:

Do you tweet

gramar · 10-10-2017 1:34pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

Nah :pac:

Do you tweet

I'm not that much of a cúnt.

Should Ken Follett have chosen a different profession?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 1:47pm

gramar wrote: »

I'm not that much of a cúnt.

Should Ken Follett have chosen a different profession?

Had to Google him....but if he's happy doing it...then what harm

Ever kill an animal

gramar · 10-10-2017 2:45pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

Had to Google him....but if he's happy doing it...then what harm

Ever kill an animal

A cat killed itself against my car.

Is the budget any more interesting now than when you were 6 years old?

Erik Shin · 10-10-2017 2:46pm

gramar wrote: »

A cat killed itself against my car.

Is the budget any more interesting now than when you were 6 years old?

Not a bit .

Did you back over the cat 4 times just to make sure he killed himself?

gramar · 10-10-2017 2:53pm

Erik Shin wrote: »

Not a bit .

Did you back over the cat 4 times just to make sure he killed himself?

Unfortunately for the cat the the headbutt it gave my front wheel was enough. Fortunately the wheel was ok.

Do you think 20 fags should have been rounded up to 20€ just to save messing around with change?

Lorelli! · 10-10-2017 4:06pm

gramar wrote: »

Unfortunately for the cat the the headbutt it gave my front wheel was enough. Fortunately the wheel was ok.

Do you think 20 fags should have been rounded up to 20€ just to save messing around with change?

Probably get there in the next budget.

Did you ever get caught trying out cigarettes as a kid?

10-10-2017 4:07pm

No, it would just magnify the existing black market in tobacco products.

Have you ever bought anything on the black market?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 4:36pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No, it would just magnify the existing black market in tobacco products.

Have you ever bought anything on the black market?

Yes

Do you download stuff!

Wichita Lineman · 10-10-2017 4:51pm

Yeah, stuff like my Norton Antivirus updates.

Have you ever ran out of petrol?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 5:00pm

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Yeah, stuff like my Norton Antivirus updates.

Have you ever ran out of petrol?

Believe it or not....never happened to me....been very very close alot of times mind

Do you own a dog

10-10-2017 6:18pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

Believe it or not....never happened to me....been very very close alot of times mind

Do you own a dog

I do, a white German Shepard

Have you ever slept outdoors without a tent?

Bishopsback · 10-10-2017 6:27pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I do, a white German Shepard

Have you ever slept outdoors without a tent?

I have, I've slept on beaches and in fields.

Did you ever have military training?

tomwaterford · 10-10-2017 6:44pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

I have, I've slept on beaches and in fields.

Did you ever have military training?

No

Would you join the army,if you could go back and do it all again

Paddy Samurai · 10-10-2017 11:30pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

No

Would you join the army,if you could go back and do it all again

Probably not ,for a lot of reasons that could fill a page,or two.

What's the most exotic food you have tried?.

gramar · 11-10-2017 8:25am

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Probably not ,for a lot of reasons that could fill a page,or two.

What's the most exotic food you have tried?.

Lilt. Totally tropical.

Do you live close to any pylons?

Lorelli! · 11-10-2017 8:38am

gramar wrote: »

Lilt. Totally tropical.

Do you live close to any pylons?

No, I use to. I think they look like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

Do you have a local pub?

gramar · 11-10-2017 8:46am

Lorelli! wrote: »

No, I use to. I think they look like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

Do you have a local pub?

Yes and no. It's local but not exactly a pub and I don't go there very often
so it's not my local and strictly speaking members only so not sure of it's 'pub' status. I hope that clarifies things.

Have you ever visited a shrine?

Lorelli! · 11-10-2017 8:50am

gramar wrote: »

Yes and no. It's local but not exactly a pub and I don't go there very often
so it's not my local and strictly speaking members only so not sure of it's 'pub' status. I hope that clarifies things.

Have you ever visited a shrine?

I don't think so. I'd like to go see The Book of Kells sometime.

Do you like going to visit old castles?

Rubberlegs · 11-10-2017 9:35am

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't think so. I'd like to go see The Book of Kells sometime.

Do you like going to visit old castles?

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

Lorelli! · 11-10-2017 9:46am

73Cat wrote: »

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

I do ye. My granda use to look after these two old graves of men who died in WW2 and I use to go and help him. It's sad but nice to acknowledge other graves at a graveyard even if you didn't know the person.

Did/do you know your grandparents well?

Bishopsback · 11-10-2017 9:47am

73Cat wrote: »

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

I'm not a great graveyard visitor, though I have looked at where I will rot eventually:).

@L, no, we lived away from both sets and only infrequently seen them.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

Lorelli! · 11-10-2017 10:20am

Bishopsback wrote: »

I'm not a great graveyard visitor, though I have looked at where I will rot eventually:).

@L, no, we lived away from both sets and only infrequently seen them.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

No I haven't, thankfully.

Nothing against the name but do you laugh to yourself a little bit when someone introduces themself as "Dave"?

11-10-2017 10:48am

No and cant see any reason I would want to.

Did your class in school erupt into giggles when the teacher talked about the planet Uranus?

gramar · 11-10-2017 11:57am

Deleted User wrote: »

No and cant see any reason I would want to.

Did your class in school erupt into giggles when the teacher talked about the planet Uranus?

Sniggers from the boys, giggles from the girls.

How big is uranus?

Lorelli! · 11-10-2017 1:18pm

gramar wrote: »

Sniggers from the boys, giggles from the girls.

How big is uranus?

25,362 km

Can you speak Venusian?

Bishopsback · 11-10-2017 2:19pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

25,362 km

Can you speak Venusian?

No, but I am fluent Uranusian speaker.

Do you think the dept of SP would have an interpreter for me?

11-10-2017 2:31pm

Bishopsback wrote: »

No, but I am fluent Uranusian speaker.

Do you think the dept of SP would have an interpreter for me?

No.

Why them?

Bishopsback · 11-10-2017 3:36pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No.

Why them?

I could look for refugee status.

Have you ever sought refuge?

11-10-2017 3:50pm

Occasionally in bars

Will you be able to buy an extra cup of coffee next year as a result of the budget? Or are you a Sunbed loving smoker with a craving for sugary drinks?

11-10-2017 3:59pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Occasionally in bars

Will you be able to buy an extra cup of coffee next year as a result of the budget? Or are you a Sunbed loving smoker with a craving for sugary drinks?

Er. I haven't thought about the budget at all. Hopefully those that are struggling get a bit of help.

Is it almost quittin' time?

11-10-2017 4:15pm

Almost. Am leaving at 5pm and heading for a few drinks before getting the Choo Choo from Heuston.

What is your favourite establishment?

11-10-2017 4:32pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Almost. Am leaving at 5pm and heading for a few drinks before getting the Choo Choo from Heuston.

What is your favourite establishment?

Oh too many to pick just one. I like Frank Ryans, Mulligans in Stoneybatter, Grogans, The Black Sheep, and there's a little spot on Fade Street called Idlewild that's nice during the day.
They are all in Dublin and also am assuming you meant pubs

Where will you go for drinks?

11-10-2017 4:35pm

The Church - Its the only church I like going to.

Are we there yet?

11-10-2017 4:47pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The Church - Its the only church I like going to.

Are we there yet?

I'll join you! :pac:

We aren't

Tired. Is it 7pm yet?

11-10-2017 4:51pm

16:50 - 10 mins to go

Is the last 10mins the longest time of the day?

tomwaterford · 11-10-2017 5:22pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

16:50 - 10 mins to go

Is the last 10mins the longest time of the day?

Because your watching the clock!

Are you gone for beers :eek:

11-10-2017 5:40pm

tomwaterford wrote: »

Because your watching the clock!

Are you gone for beers :eek:

Am drinking a pint right now and loving it

Should we be allowed a couple of beers at lunchtime?

Bishopsback · 11-10-2017 5:48pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Am drinking a pint right now and loving it

Should we be allowed a couple of beers at lunchtime?

That would depend on what you do, if you wouldn't constitute a health hazard afterwards I don't see how a couple could do any harm.

Do you learn something new everyday?

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