The Noccers Interview Thread

Occasionally in bars

Will you be able to buy an extra cup of coffee next year as a result of the budget? Or are you a Sunbed loving smoker with a craving for sugary drinks?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No.

Why them?

I could look for refugee status.

Have you ever sought refuge?

Bishopsback wrote: »

No, but I am fluent Uranusian speaker.

Do you think the dept of SP would have an interpreter for me?

No.

Why them?

Lorelli! wrote: »

25,362 km

Can you speak Venusian?

No, but I am fluent Uranusian speaker.

Do you think the dept of SP would have an interpreter for me?

gramar wrote: »

Sniggers from the boys, giggles from the girls.

How big is uranus?

25,362 km

Can you speak Venusian?

Deleted User wrote: »

No and cant see any reason I would want to.

Did your class in school erupt into giggles when the teacher talked about the planet Uranus?

Sniggers from the boys, giggles from the girls.

How big is uranus?

No and cant see any reason I would want to.

Did your class in school erupt into giggles when the teacher talked about the planet Uranus?

Bishopsback wrote: »

I'm not a great graveyard visitor, though I have looked at where I will rot eventually:).

@L, no, we lived away from both sets and only infrequently seen them.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

No I haven't, thankfully.

Nothing against the name but do you laugh to yourself a little bit when someone introduces themself as "Dave"?

73Cat wrote: »

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

I'm not a great graveyard visitor, though I have looked at where I will rot eventually:).

@L, no, we lived away from both sets and only infrequently seen them.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

73Cat wrote: »

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

I do ye. My granda use to look after these two old graves of men who died in WW2 and I use to go and help him. It's sad but nice to acknowledge other graves at a graveyard even if you didn't know the person.

Did/do you know your grandparents well?

Rubberlegs

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't think so. I'd like to go see The Book of Kells sometime.

Do you like going to visit old castles?

I love going to visit old castles:)

Do you like visiting old graveyards ?

gramar wrote: »

Yes and no. It's local but not exactly a pub and I don't go there very often
so it's not my local and strictly speaking members only so not sure of it's 'pub' status. I hope that clarifies things.

Have you ever visited a shrine?

I don't think so. I'd like to go see The Book of Kells sometime.

Do you like going to visit old castles?

Lorelli! wrote: »

No, I use to. I think they look like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

Do you have a local pub?

Yes and no. It's local but not exactly a pub and I don't go there very often
so it's not my local and strictly speaking members only so not sure of it's 'pub' status. I hope that clarifies things.

Have you ever visited a shrine?

gramar wrote: »

Lilt. Totally tropical.

Do you live close to any pylons?

No, I use to. I think they look like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

Do you have a local pub?

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

Probably not ,for a lot of reasons that could fill a page,or two.

What's the most exotic food you have tried?.

Lilt. Totally tropical.

Do you live close to any pylons?

Paddy Samurai

tomwaterford wrote: »

No

Would you join the army,if you could go back and do it all again

Probably not ,for a lot of reasons that could fill a page,or two.

What's the most exotic food you have tried?.

Bishopsback wrote: »

I have, I've slept on beaches and in fields.

Did you ever have military training?

No

Would you join the army,if you could go back and do it all again

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I do, a white German Shepard

Have you ever slept outdoors without a tent?

I have, I've slept on beaches and in fields.

Did you ever have military training?

tomwaterford wrote: »

Believe it or not....never happened to me....been very very close alot of times mind

Do you own a dog

I do, a white German Shepard

Have you ever slept outdoors without a tent?

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

Yeah, stuff like my Norton Antivirus updates.

Have you ever ran out of petrol?

Believe it or not....never happened to me....been very very close alot of times mind

Do you own a dog

Wichita Lineman

Yeah, stuff like my Norton Antivirus updates.

Have you ever ran out of petrol?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No, it would just magnify the existing black market in tobacco products.

Have you ever bought anything on the black market?

Yes

Do you download stuff!

No, it would just magnify the existing black market in tobacco products.

Have you ever bought anything on the black market?

gramar wrote: »

Unfortunately for the cat the the headbutt it gave my front wheel was enough. Fortunately the wheel was ok.

Do you think 20 fags should have been rounded up to 20€ just to save messing around with change?

Probably get there in the next budget.

Did you ever get caught trying out cigarettes as a kid?

Erik Shin wrote: »

Not a bit .

Did you back over the cat 4 times just to make sure he killed himself?

Unfortunately for the cat the the headbutt it gave my front wheel was enough. Fortunately the wheel was ok.

Do you think 20 fags should have been rounded up to 20€ just to save messing around with change?

Erik Shin

gramar wrote: »

A cat killed itself against my car.

Is the budget any more interesting now than when you were 6 years old?

Not a bit .

Did you back over the cat 4 times just to make sure he killed himself?

tomwaterford wrote: »

Had to Google him....but if he's happy doing it...then what harm

Ever kill an animal

A cat killed itself against my car.

Is the budget any more interesting now than when you were 6 years old?

gramar wrote: »

I'm not that much of a cúnt.

Should Ken Follett have chosen a different profession?

Had to Google him....but if he's happy doing it...then what harm

Ever kill an animal

tomwaterford wrote: »

Nah :pac:

Do you tweet

I'm not that much of a cúnt.

Should Ken Follett have chosen a different profession?