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  • #402
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    The place to go if you're a pfussy eater


  • #403
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Mr E wrote: »
    NDFPgmI.jpg?1

    Waaay too many lines: the incubation period for a chicken egg is usually 21 days.

    Still... absolutely adorable!


  • #404
    GrumpyMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭GrumpyMe


    New Home wrote: »
    Waaay too many lines: the incubation period for a chicken egg is usually 21 days.


    21 human days! How many is that in chicken days?
    :D


  • #405
    New Home
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    21 cock crows (but they only count the first ones after sunrise). :pac:

    Also, where did it get the pencil from, hmmm? Or was it a marker? :eek: I smell shenanigans.


  • #406
    blackbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,449 ✭✭✭blackbox


    GrumpyMe wrote: »
    21 human days! How many is that in chicken days?
    :D

    And you can see there are four chicken days in a chicken week.


  • #407
    New Home
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    Some weeks 4, others 5. I guess those are the leap weeks. :D


  • #408
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    That explains why some weeks go quicker than others. Thanks people.

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #409
    New Home
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    astrofluff wrote: »
    That explains why some weeks go quicker than others. Thanks people.

    Only if you're a chicken, though. For humans it's just "The Curse". No, not THAT curse, the other curse.


  • #410
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Worztron wrote: »
    477975.jpg

    extras from UP


  • #411
    Mr Bloat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭Mr Bloat


    New Home wrote: »
    Only if you're a chicken, though. For humans it's just "The Curse". No, not THAT curse, the other curse.

    tumblr_nwiytgMqIT1s203yzo8_400.gif


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  • #412
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    What am I missing with the password picture in ylyl?

    It's probably staring at me but I can't see it.


  • #413
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,265 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    You don't write up your passwords on a random sheet because someone asks.

    It's a really stupid thing to do


  • #414
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    deise08 wrote: »
    What am I missing with the password picture in ylyl?

    It's probably staring at me but I can't see it.

    20120220.gif


  • #415
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    deise08 wrote: »
    What am I missing with the password picture in ylyl?

    It's probably staring at me but I can't see it.

    The notice asked people for their passwords , something that we are always instructed not to do.
    The boss is not impressed!


  • #416
    stock>
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭stock>


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The notice asked people for their passwords , something that we are always instructed not to do.
    The boss is not impressed!
    I would have said a teacher or head master..........................


  • #417
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    I don't usually need help, but I'm not getting this one:
    mike_ie wrote: »
    GXX6txSl.jpg

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #418
    wally79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,942 ✭✭✭wally79


    astrofluff wrote: »
    I don't usually need help, but I'm not getting this one:

    Game of thrones reference


  • #419
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    Haven't seen any of it. Waiting for it to appear on Netflix :D

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



  • #420
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    It won't be on Netflix unfortunately.


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  • #421
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    Little help.

    ah9ufbc2ixt21.jpg


  • #422
    Silent Running
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Little help.

    ah9ufbc2ixt21.jpg

    Read the light blue one.


  • #423
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,229 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    The original image has "help: I have a blister" rather than "help: I got a bitch pregnant".


  • #424
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    RobertFoster wrote: »
    The original image has "help: I have a blister" rather than "help: I got a bitch pregnant".

    That's not funny though.


  • #425
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,229 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    That's not funny though.
    And the post has no thanks as a result.

    2z9vmp.jpg


  • #426
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,679 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Awkward Albums


    ^^
    the third one is Adam and the Ants??

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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  • #427
    dubstarr
    Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    silverharp wrote: »
    ^^
    the third one is Adam and the Ants??

    Without Adam


  • #428
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,694 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Plenty of poker players wear reflective sunglasses. They never lift up their cards enough for anybody to get a reflection anyway.

    Here's Qui Ngiuyen wearing them on his way to winning eight million dollars.


  • #429
    GBX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    osarusan wrote: »
    Plenty of poker players wear reflective sunglasses. They never lift up their cards enough for anybody to get a reflection anyway.

    Here's Qui Ngiuyen wearing them on his way to winning eight million dollars.

    True ... but lets not get in the way of a good meme regarding the Karcrashians


  • #430
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    kitten_k wrote: »
    478568.jpeg

    The traditional version looked like you were blessing yourself : spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.


  • #431
    locum-motion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    Deleted User wrote: »
    [YOUTUB]1OfxlSG6q5Y[/YOUTUBE]


    Who the Fcuk has time to spend 18.5 minutes watching a YouTube video about toasters?


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  • #432
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    locum-motion wrote: »
    Who the Fcuk has time to spend 18.5 minutes watching a YouTube video about toasters?

    Pop up anytime to see the rest of the collection, you'll soon be browned off. :D


  • #433
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,229 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Mr E wrote: »
    nbqLmuL.jpg
    You know those videos of people throwing cups of water into the air on really cold days and it turning into snow? Well...
    When the astronauts take a leak while on a mission and expel the result into space, it boils violently. The vapor then passes immediately into the solid state (a process known as desublimation), and you end up with a cloud of very fine crystals of frozen urine.
    https://medium.com/starts-with-a-bang/water-in-space-what-happens-92a98a3f3a37


  • #434
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    55842849_352083292096649_6372822327696913531_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com&se=7&ig_cache_key=MjAyMzA1Mjc5MTU1NTA4NjAyOA%3D%3D.2
    No, he watched it once... :pac:


  • #435
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110028470&postcount=5694
    I just sprayed coffee all across my kitchen.
    Thank you OP.


  • #436
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    33azzuo.jpg
    Don't let the errorists win :mad:


  • #437
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,532 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    ec6t7fvvcju21.jpg
    Scorpions are not insects



    Also


    large-eurypterid-size-comparison.jpg

    Sea scorpions aren't scorpions


  • #438
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    2859_2ba9.jpeg

    Lies!!

    Nobody would wish to be ginger


  • #439
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ganmo wrote: »
    Lies!!

    Nobody would wish to be ginger
    What if the alternative was to go bald?


  • #440
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Rory O'Hanlon (a red haired stand up comedian) used to tell a joke that when he was going bald he went to a hair replacement surgeon for advice.
    The surgeon said that he is not sure he could do it.
    When asked why?, he replied that noone with ginger hair ever wanted it back before :pac:


  • #441
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    thumb_news>-world>-americas-pornhub-promises-to-plant-a-tree-for-29446247.png

    Truth is stranger than fiction ;)

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pornhub-promises-to-plant-tree-for-every-100-videos-watched-9300748.html


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  • #442
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    Look at her beautiful eyes, her elegant fingers and toes, all eleventy seven of them...not to mention the cute baby!
    ( You won't even notice that the article is missing punctuation marks!)
    http://i66.tinypic.com/2vcz0xy.jpg
    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    ^^^
    [http://i63.tinypic.com/2rhrzhl.jpg

    We won't mention the glitter, Buttercup. However, that book would be perfect for promoting abstinence, 'cause "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SEX!!!".


  • #443
    B-D-P--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭B-D-P--


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    ^^^

    2rhrzhl.jpg
    [http://i63.tinypic.com/2rhrzhl.jpg
    ok I know I am breaking umpteen rules quoting and not posting a picture,

    But can we take a moment to look at the womans hand holding the book????


  • #444
    Mr Bloat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭Mr Bloat


    New Home wrote: »
    We won't mention the glitter, Buttercup. However, that book would be perfect for promoting abstinence, 'cause "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SEX!!!".

    The glitter hand reminds me of the monster hand holding the Book of the Film in The Holy Grail...


  • #445
    New Home
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    B-D-P-- wrote: »
    ok I know I am breaking umpteen rules quoting and not posting a picture,

    But can we take a moment to look at the womans hand holding the book????

    You're ok, you're in the chat thread. :)
    But we did say we won't mention the glitter....


  • #446
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,842 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Justin timberlake post?


  • #447
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Is this Justin Timberlake?
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110061298&postcount=5763

    If so I don't get it


  • #448
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,675 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/culture/story/lance-bass-talks-gonna-memes-nsync-reunion-rumors-62723474


  • #449
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    Deleted User wrote: »
    b053b010dd1254fbc15e0382e6d9cee06a958b3a97f90b23d7479bf9e2403503.jpg


    Why is there a ghost Dalek in Emmet's sofa?


  • #450
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Uncredited cameo, obvs.


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  • #451
    scotchy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭scotchy


    Beric Dondarrion wrote: »
    BQjZJs3.jpg

    Gynaecologist ?

    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



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