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Do you ever go for massages?

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    #122
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,263 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    I have had lots of massages.
    Both here in Ireland, and outside also, and by men, and by women also.

    They have all been 'legit' places, so no extras asked or offered.
    To be honest , it doesn't matter to me if its a woman or a man doing the rubbing, I just like a nice relaxing massage, eyes closed, and let the oils work.

    Funniest was while on hols in Bulgaria, went to place for massage, it was like a roman bath, men and women in there together, all just wearing those paper underwear things … it was a hot mud massage! It was divine !! amazing feeling....
    One guy was on the table , and when the girl got him to turn over, his member just popped out of the paper underwear... the masseuse just popped it back in for him !
    Everyone just laughed …. That was probably the best massage I ever had !
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    #123
    smilerf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Only massages I've was when I was in rehab in Dun Laoghaire
    My back was totally seized up so they were not pleasent to massages


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    #124
    Lillyfae
    Registered Users Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Lillyfae


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Fully qualified massage therapist here, so yes.

    If I paraphrase the lovely Princess Consuela we kind of DO have an AMA...
    Deleted User wrote: »
    How does one become a fully qualified massage therapist?
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    One studies and earns a qualification in holistic massage.
    BDI wrote: »
    Biggest perv in school gets sent to massage school by career guidance.
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    That would have been the vice-principal.

    :D

    In response to our OPs attitude:
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm not his GP.


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    #125
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Lillyfae wrote: »
    Oh dear, you had to Google the Benelux region? We speak Dutch, Flemish, French and German officially here- English is also a widely used language. In the Netherlands, prostitution is legal and as well regulated as it can be- which means that despite regulation, trafficking and coercion is still a feature and every precaution needs to be taken in order to stamp it out completely. Keeping accounts, paying taxes and having regular, mandatory health checks makes it safer- doesn't that sound a bit boring and normal? I have the utmost respect for sex workers, both male and female. There are probably some who provide massage services as well as sexual services, both separately and together, but make no mistake- if you receive a hand job during an appointment for a massage, that is sex work.

    Okay so, once again - what do figure the ratio of massage parlors to "brothels" (your definition) is, in Dublin?

    Ook - doorgaan met Nederlands. Engels, Nederlands, allebei - het maakt niet uit voor mij.
    Nudity is not sex.

    Not directly - but in the normal course of events, it's a prerequisite, and typically an allusion to it.
    Saunas are not sex.

    lol - clearly you've never been to the YMCA.
    Massages are not sex.

    This is like a culmination of the former two in that, it's nudity and hotness/sweaty'ness - plus physical contact.

    AW LAWD!!
    Women can be creeps and slimeballs too

    No sh1t!
    My only concern is that they're HOT creepy slimeballs.

    ....

    AW LAWD!!
    although I would suspect that you tend towards the pick up artist side of things which is definitely the making of a lesser man

    Pure conjecture.
    There's no statistics or large scale trials to either confirm or deny this.


    PS - do you think your friendly local university graduated male physiotherapist who treats males and females in a professional setting day in day out, doesn't like to get a rub down and some hand "relief" from time to time also?
    Cause you know - we are man.

    You seem to have poor ability to either comprehend or just simply accept this fact.


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    #126
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    greenspurs wrote: »
    I have had lots of massages.
    Both here in Ireland, and outside also, and by men, and by women also.

    They have all been 'legit' places, so no extras asked or offered.
    To be honest , it doesn't matter to me if its a woman or a man doing the rubbing, I just like a nice relaxing massage, eyes closed, and let the oils work.

    I'm just gonna go on record here as saying, I would LOVE if there were more places that offered this at a reasonable price, in professional manner.

    But alas - the majority of outlets opt for the easier/more profitable/stickier option.


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    #127
    Captain Flaps
    Registered Users Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭Captain Flaps


    Kole Nutty Track wrote: »
    Okay so, once again - what do figure the ratio of massage parlors to "brothels" (your definition) is, in Dublin?

    Ook - doorgaan met Nederlands. Engels, Nederlands, allebei - het maakt niet uit voor mij.



    Not directly - but in the normal course of events, it's a prerequisite, and typically an allusion to it.



    lol - clearly you've never been to the YMCA.



    This is like a culmination of the former two in that, it's nudity and hotness/sweaty'ness - plus physical contact.

    AW LAWD!!



    No sh1t!
    My only concern is that they're HOT creepy slimeballs.

    ....

    AW LAWD!!



    Pure conjecture.
    There's no statistics or large scale trials to either confirm or deny this.


    PS - do you think your friendly local university graduated male physiotherapist who treats males and females in a professional setting day in day out, doesn't like to get a rub down and some hand "relief" from time to time also?
    Cause you know - we are man.

    You seem to have poor ability to either comprehend or just simply accept this fact.

    Ok seriously what is actually wrong with you


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    #128
    Spleerbun
    Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭Spleerbun


    :D:D

    I think laptop gremlin is my new favourite poster


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    #129
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,048 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Captain Flaps wrote: »
    Ok seriously what is actually wrong with you

    My guess is that he's been overfed.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #130
    fallen01angel
    Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭fallen01angel


    Female here,I had a couple of massages done by girls in hotel spas that were fine, the gentle generic kind of stuff. But on a trip to Ennis I treated myself to a deep tissue massage, my body was in bits with aches and pains. I specifically requested a guy as I have quite a high pain threshold and am kind of bendy.
    The premises weren't the prettiest and I did have a bit of a panic thinking is this a happy ending kind of place.
    He was completely professional and I can safely say it was the best massage experience I've ever had, if you ever have aches/pains and have never had yourself a deep tissue massage you have no idea what you're missing out onðŸ‘ðŸ‘


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    #131
    petr1
    Registered Users Posts: 26 ✭petr1


    Na, never been to.

    To fugly/self conscious/hairy/ etc

    Would love to though.

    Foam roller is my masseuse. My legs usually have a yellow tinge (bruises) on them.


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    #132
    last password
    Registered Users Posts: 1 ✭last password


    hi any details of the places for good massage


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    #133
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Kole Nutty Track wrote: »
    Okay so, once again - what do figure the ratio of massage parlors to "brothels" (your definition) is, in Dublin?

    Ook - doorgaan met Nederlands. Engels, Nederlands, allebei - het maakt niet uit voor mij.



    Not directly - but in the normal course of events, it's a prerequisite, and typically an allusion to it.



    lol - clearly you've never been to the YMCA.



    This is like a culmination of the former two in that, it's nudity and hotness/sweaty'ness - plus physical contact.

    AW LAWD!!



    No sh1t!
    My only concern is that they're HOT creepy slimeballs.

    ....

    AW LAWD!!



    Pure conjecture.
    There's no statistics or large scale trials to either confirm or deny this.


    PS - do you think your friendly local university graduated male physiotherapist who treats males and females in a professional setting day in day out, doesn't like to get a rub down and some hand "relief" from time to time also?
    Cause you know - we are man.

    You seem to have poor ability to either comprehend or just simply accept this fact.

    Dude... ease up on the drugs.


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    #134
    bo0li5eumx12kp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    last password wrote: »
    hi any details of the places for good massage

    Me personally - no.

    But this may be of assistance.


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