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#102 12-05-2009 3:52pm

Dlite

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atilladehun wrote: »

Hans that does dishes is as soft as Jervais with mild green hairy lip squid

A favorite!!

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#103 13-05-2009 12:54am

Bluefox21

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to get to the other side

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#104 13-05-2009 2:43am

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Do you know how to drive this thing?

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#105 17-05-2009 1:46am

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you belong in a tree, you're a nut!

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#106 17-05-2009 1:56am

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I can clearly see you're nuts.

And the polar bear said "no it's wallpaper paste."

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#107 17-05-2009 2:40am

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"Ahh ye should have been here yesterday we had finch chimp and mushy bees!!":D

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#108 17-05-2009 9:41pm

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Hairy Japanese basta@ds

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#109 17-05-2009 11:13pm

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If I die , Blow up the hospital.

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#110 18-05-2009 8:31pm

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"Well fluck you too Paddy!"

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#111 18-05-2009 8:47pm

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"I'm telling you sh#t is about to get drastic soon,
I'm quick to blast a goon, and break a motherf#cker like a plastic spoon?

....Hip hop punchline....Like a plastic spoon:D:D

LLOYD BANKS- I DON'T REALLY EXCERCISE BUT I PUSH UP ON A B**CH

Is hip hop the new comedy that i,m missing out on?

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#112 20-05-2009 5:30am

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wheres Fvck Hall and how many rooms does it have
:D

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#113 21-05-2009 9:38pm

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The only reason why I'd kick you out of bed is to **** you on the floor

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#114 24-05-2009 10:09pm

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"Supplies!!"

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#115 25-05-2009 1:43am

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The-Rigger wrote: »

Post the punchline to your favourite joke.

'Do I know it? I fúcking wrote it!'

lol, I read that joke on a certain porno site (that shall remain nameless) the other day

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#116 28-07-2009 3:00am

Jesus Wept

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And a final front-ear!

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#117 28-07-2009 2:17pm

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Pennies has announced that boys pants are half off

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#118 28-07-2009 4:11pm

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An engine-ear

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#119 30-07-2009 11:51am

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And then the Frenchman said "Deodorant?? Whats that?!"

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#120 30-07-2009 4:38pm

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I wouldn't mind so much, but Paddy always made his own sandwiches.

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#121 02-08-2009 1:05pm

smegmar

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"and he whistled for a baboon"

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#122 10-03-2010 12:41am

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Get those pyjamas off ya and i'll show ya!

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#123 16-03-2010 8:04pm

waffleman

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a fsh!

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#124 16-03-2010 8:05pm

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lasjokers1 wrote: »

Im a prawn again, Christian.

probably my favourite joke of all time

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#125 20-12-2015 9:59pm

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"You're driving!":D

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#126 21-12-2015 2:01am

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(y)

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#127 22-12-2015 9:51am

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"If you think our feet are big, wait til you see our Dicks"

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#128 19-01-2016 6:51am

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She had no arms

She had no legs

She had no friends

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#129 05-02-2016 3:00pm

Anatom

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"No fighting in the War Room!"

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#130 04-03-2016 1:29pm

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Beauty is in the eye of the BEERHOLDER

🧐IMHO, God wants us all to ENJOY many,many ice-creams , 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

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#131 04-03-2016 6:04pm

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...the brick!

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#132 04-03-2016 6:05pm

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

you should have seen the look on the monkeys face

they were still arguing when the train hit them

It won't be long now

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#133 16-10-2020 4:30am

Quantum Erasure

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Because he's a FUN GUY!

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