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#32 16-08-2007 4:30pm
im_invisible

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..she always feels better when she gets it in cider.

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#33 16-08-2007 4:31pm
im_invisible

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orange you glad im not the banana

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#34 16-08-2007 6:54pm
Anto McC

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"Your afraid? I've to walk back on my own"

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#35 16-08-2007 7:05pm
Thrill

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A newspaper.

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#36 16-08-2007 9:31pm
WindSock

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...I wipe me knob on de curtains, and she hits the f-ing roof

and

...no, but iv'e been swung around by the tits a few times

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#37 17-08-2007 12:28pm
Steve_o

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Parsley wrote:

"For my last wish I want half my head to be an orange".

I love that joke....

Favourite Punchline: "I farted and the neighbours car exploded"

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#38 17-08-2007 1:28pm
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"The coffin stopped" or "It's a ham-bush!"

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#39 18-08-2007 10:13pm
wex96

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"no, I'm a frayed knot"

great punchline love to know the joke.:D

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#40 18-08-2007 11:01pm
mc nuggets

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"I never met the guy, but i married his feckin widow"

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#41 19-08-2007 4:10am
Irish Wolf

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Supplies!!!

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#42 19-08-2007 5:16pm
slipss

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"oh thank God, I thought you said turn around"

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#43 20-08-2007 11:23am
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There are twenty of them!

or

You have a cocktail named a Derrick?

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#44 21-08-2007 11:58am
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And it all goes to show that a hod is as good as a sink to a blind norse.

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#45 21-08-2007 1:22pm
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What do you mean 'we', white man?

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#46 21-08-2007 3:05pm
Caliden

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..And the leper said; "keep the tip!"

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#47 21-08-2007 5:24pm
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Yez wont make a f****** canoe out of me

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#48 24-08-2007 2:42am
Mahatma coat

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Able wrote:

And it all goes to show that a hod is as good as a sink to a blind norse.

I demand that joke in FULL

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#49 25-08-2007 6:47pm
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legspin wrote:

Well y'see I was inside this fridge.....

...minding my own business

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#50 25-08-2007 9:55pm
D Bronc

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Can you drive?????????

Well then rev up and f**k off!:)

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#51 25-08-2007 10:09pm
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The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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#52 29-08-2007 1:32am
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aw, sticky this thread? ]

Edit: wow, I have a sticked thread, this is a big moment, long may it last

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#53 30-08-2007 12:29pm
Mr Magnolia

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1. 'Always keep your condoms in the car'

2. 'Harrow taxi driver'

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#54 30-08-2007 3:25pm
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...but all I had to do was shag ONE sheep.....

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#55 30-08-2007 4:02pm
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Wait a minute - I haven't put it on yet !

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#56 31-08-2007 1:36pm
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cockrobin

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#57 01-09-2007 6:06am
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sorry luv, a deal is a deal

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#58 01-09-2007 6:13am
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Respect for the dead!

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#59 02-09-2007 12:38am
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Scrotum wrote:

Beause they deserve them.

Classic joke, obviously ur not a woman then:D

Heres mine: theres a clock on the oven

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im_invisible wrote:

because she had no arms

because she had no legs

because she had no friends

..... Obviously not Mary

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#60 05-09-2007 3:16pm
Fr Dougal

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"Moi"

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#61 06-09-2007 2:07pm
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"....but I'm not really a welder"

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