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  • #9152
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    “Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr McGreg!”


  • #9153
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Deleted User wrote: »
    “Well if it isn’t my old friend Mr McGreg!”

    With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!


  • #9154
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "The red thing's connected to my ..... wristwatch"


  • #9155
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    eyerer wrote: »
    Happy Birthday Mr Smiiiithers


    Hello smithers you are quite good at turning me on


  • #9156
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Busi_Girl08 wrote:
    The ring came off my pudding can


    take my pen knife my young man


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  • #9157
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    pray .... for ..... linguo


  • #9158
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    take my pen knife my young man

    I swear it's Springfields only choice. Throw up your hands and raise your voice"


  • #9159
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.


  • #9160
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without i


  • #9161
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.

    Does anyone want to switch seats?


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  • #9162
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    May the force be with you!
    Do you even know who I am?


  • #9163
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Ipso wrote: »
    May the force be with you!
    Do you even know who I am?
    "Aren't you one of the Little Rascals?"


  • #9164
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
    Barney: What do you mean your "work is done", you didn't do anything!
    Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

    (P.S. Surely one of the best cameos ever on The Simpsons.)


  • #9165
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
    Surprise me.


  • #9166
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    Nimoy: hm-hm-hm Didn't I?

    tenor.gif?itemid=13300142


  • #9167
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,782 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    They call them fingers, but I never see 'em fing...




    ...Oh, there they go


  • #9168
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Homer I want you to meet my new special lady - say hello to Starla.

    Can I've the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin' wigs.


  • #9169
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,915 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Homer I want you to meet my new special lady - say hello to Starla.

    Can I've the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin' wigs.

    Possibly the best episode they ever made.

    Come on Millhouse, we're leaving!
    Can't I come home later?
    There's not going to be a home later!

    We didn't all go to Gudger College!


  • #9170
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    The best Homer scream of all is on that episode imo - when he sees the hot dogs thawing in the sink.


  • #9171
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Oh, yeah! that's it baby! Don't stop!!
    Oh no! She's making him a sandwich!


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  • #9172
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,488 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Mulder: What’s the point of this test, Scully?
    Scully: No point, I just think he could stand to lose a little weight.
    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.


  • #9173
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,535 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    I got a hot date tonight.

    A date.

    Dinner with friends

    Dinner alone

    Watching TV alone

    Alright, I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue.

    Sears catalogue

    Would you unhook this already, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.


  • #9174
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "I've been waiting twenty five years for this moment"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVahi5BB678

    Never fails to make me laugh :D:D:D


  • #9175
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Kirk: You're letting me go?
    Cracker Factory Executive: Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
    Kirk: So, that's it after 20 years? "So long, good luck?"
    Cracker Factory Executive: I don't recall saying "good luck."


  • #9176
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,488 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer, to Marge : They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.


  • #9177
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Springfield high school reunion

    dondalinger- Simpson, your not on the guest list
    homer- Hello Dondalinger
    dondalinger- and have you been drinking?
    homer- only for the last 25 years!


  • #9178
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Apu: oh. Someone is really Haagen daas ice cream


  • #9179
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Hey... that's not the wallet inspector.


  • #9180
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,535 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Hey... that's not the wallet inspector.

    Hello, Dean. You are a stupid head.


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  • #9181
    Dr. Colossus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    Hello! That sounds like a pig fainting.


  • #9182
    Comic Book Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭Comic Book Guy


    Heard this one again on Today FM earlier to mark the show's 30th birthday.

    Kent Brockman: Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today.......it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "do not write under this space" he wrote "okay".


  • #9183
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    So, girlie, ye like rollerskatin'?

    No.

    Yeah, everybody loves rollerskatin'.


  • #9184
    Cake Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,853 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    Two classics from Luigi:


    "Hey, Salvatore! Break out the cheap hooch for Mr. No Tip and the dried-up zombie he's a-captured"


    Luigi (to Krusty when he enters his restaurant): "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum"
    *other people in restaurant grumble and get mad*
    Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty"
    *people forgive him*
    Luigi (cheerfully): "Yeah, you see how you scum"


  • #9185
    MUFC91CS
    Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭MUFC91CS


    Marge: We don't think you're slow. But on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.
    Homer: Do you think I don't want to? It's those TV networks Marge. They won't let me. One quality show after another, each one more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once - just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves. But they won't, they won't let me live.


  • #9186
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Dear baby. Welcome to Dumpville, population you.


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  • #9187
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor


  • #9188
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Mmmm... I CAN feel three kinds of softness.


  • #9189
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,488 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Sea Captain, hangs up the phone: "Call me back Ishmael".


  • #9190
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Now this is the room WITH electricity..

    But it has too much electricity

    So i don't know you might want to wear a hat

    Apu


  • #9191
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    It’s a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good


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  • #9192
    Rawr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Well, if you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished!!

    97MjZyx.jpg


  • #9193
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    HA HA HA HA HA! That's the funniest anecdote I've ever heard, now you tell one.


  • #9194
    AKF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭AKF


    Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting. He's going to grow up straight for once!
    Marge: What?! You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly straight.
    Homer: Oh yeah? How long since you've had a baby?


    Lisa: But Dad, it's barbaric. How does killing a deer make you more of a man?
    Homer: It just does. Name me one gay Indian.




    They may be homers 2 greatest lines in the history of the show.


  • #9195
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Moe: What about Lisa, there might be hope for her.
    Homer: No, she's a vegetarian.
    Moe: Jeez, Homer. You and Marge aint cousins, are you?


  • #9196
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Zzzzzzap, zzzzzzap


  • #9197
    P.Walnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,772 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    medium.jpg


  • #9198
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,488 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Nelson : Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.


  • #9199
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991




  • #9200
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ha January 1st Better get started on the old taxes


  • #9201
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Marge: You must love ringing in the new year all the time.
    Server: please kill me


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