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drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 11:39am

Lola123 wrote:

Yeah, I know. I have a few friends who are models. But they don't act as though they're god's gift to the world!! AND if you can't laugh at yourself and have to promote the fact that you're a model, you obviously don't have a lot else going for you.

Well me and my model friends have talked about zoolander, and we think its an outrage. if you put so much work into looking your best for your next shoot and then this dickhead called ben stiller comes out with this film and tears it all apart, one of my model friends was almost suicidal after watching it.

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 11:40am

Dizzyblabla wrote:

It should make thw whole lot even funnier!, imagine if you weren't out on the piss last night, what fun would that have been? and if you have no job to pay for all the alcohol?? So you come into work, you get free internet access and you can read funny posts about guys thinking they are gods gift to women, and we respond, all looking for made up stats etc... hilarious!!

Fake stats? I dont think im gods gift to women, i am a gift from me to women.

Dizzyblabla · 12-08-2005 11:49am

drunkenfool wrote:

Fake stats? I dont think im gods gift to women, i am a gift from me to women.

so any woman to be anywhere near you is just soo lucky? now until we see some pics, very few people are going to believe you!

jcoote · 12-08-2005 11:50am

tbh i don't think anyone is as goodlookin as u reckon u are..or are u just compensating for something...what happened the pic...cos your just gonna get stick until the thread gets a pic of u...as a present from u to us!!!

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 11:59am

you are talking such ****, your all so shallow minded, "ohhh show me a pic", "if your so goodlooking then where the picture", "everyones going to laugh at you when they see your pic", "if you dont post your pic ill be very disappointed"
pics are so early 90s, ill show you a video, but not for everyone to see. shallow....
feelin envy coming from my enemies

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:06pm

drunkenfool wrote:

not at home now, post my pic when i get home,

u said that with a lot of confidence as u do with everything u say but u never came thru and now your backing off and won't show us a pic...

if weren't coming across so cocky people would just continue talking in an orderly fashion...

when the chance of us judging u came along u pulled the 'shallow, jealous ,you guys wish u were me' (thats not a direct quote btw)card which proves that your talking ****

LadyJ · 12-08-2005 12:07pm

Which privileged people will be shown this sacred video you speak of?

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:09pm

only his lady fans i bet!!!

Lola123 · 12-08-2005 12:09pm

drunkenfool wrote:

Well me and my model friends have talked about zoolander, and we think its an outrage. if you put so much work into looking your best for your next shoot and then this dickhead called ben stiller comes out with this film and tears it all apart, one of my model friends was almost suicidal after watching it.

You're obviously takin the p*ss, right? I'm sure you're next line will be "models are people too".

Lola123 · 12-08-2005 12:10pm

LadyJ wrote:

Which privileged people will be shown this sacred video you speak of?

Whats this video OF???? That's what I'd like to know!

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:11pm

i'd say its him before and after the surgery to become a man

LadyJ · 12-08-2005 12:12pm

Lola123 wrote:

Whats this video OF???? That's what I'd like to know!

Him and his mates having a walk-off perhaps?

Lola123 · 12-08-2005 12:12pm

Zulu wrote:

...you've never really been hungover in work then, have you?

My sympahties Lola123. Toast and tea; toast and tea.

Thanks!! Although now I'm more awake and It's all so very amusing!! I give it an hour before I get my sugar comedown!!

Lola123 · 12-08-2005 12:14pm

LadyJ wrote:

Him and his mates having a walk-off perhaps?

Or a pose-off? Should be interesting!
Drunkenfool.... SHow us ALL the vid!!!

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:15pm

LadyJ wrote:

Him and his mates having a walk-off perhaps?

classic!!! i can see the hips wigglin and the shaven legs under their torn jeans...brilliant me lady nrilliant

lola,sugar comedowns shouldn't happen just keep eating chocolate...

Zulu · 12-08-2005 12:15pm

Don't listen to the haters drunkenfool, it's hard for them not to drag you down, you have to remember not everyone is lucky enough to be sooo good looking, and popular.

I remember the last time I was in Tabago on a photo shoot, there was this really nasty guy there that was always trying to wreck the shoot. Turns out he use to be a model aswell, but was attacked by a man eating seal. His face was all scarred and stuff. So I made friends with him, and gave him a signed photo of me. I'd say all jcoote really wants is an autograph.

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:17pm

Zulu wrote:

I'd say all jcoote really wants is an autograph.

shh

...i don't think he'd let me take a picture of him or give me one of the ones stuck behind the lights around his dressing table

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 12:20pm

Zulu wrote:

Don't listen to the haters drunkenfool, it's hard for them not to drag you down, you have to remember not everyone is lucky enough to be sooo good looking, and popular.

I remember the last time I was in Tabago on a photo shoot, there was this really nasty guy there that was always trying to wreck the shoot. Turns out he use to be a model aswell, but was attacked by a man eating seal. His face was all scarred and stuff. So I made friends with him, and gave him a signed photo of me. I'd say all jcoote really wants is an autograph.

But was his scarred face and stuff not bring down your model ego? I remeber one night a friend of a friends sister came out with us one night, and she was dog ugly, i mean like fell off that ugly tree that everyone talks about really hard. She was totally bringing down all our egos, she ruined our night, he had to tell her we had a photoshoot and she couldnt come, to get rid of her.

Dizzyblabla · 12-08-2005 12:20pm

Lola123 wrote:

You're obviously takin the p*ss, right? I'm sure you're next line will be "models are people too".

ha ha ha! Brilliant!! I love it!

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:22pm

this is definatly a piss take nobody could be this bad that apperence means that much to em

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 12:22pm

jcoote wrote:

u said that with a lot of confidence as u do with everything u say but u never came thru and now your backing off and won't show us a pic...

if weren't coming across so cocky people would just continue talking in an orderly fashion...

when the chance of us judging u came along u pulled the 'shallow, jealous ,you guys wish u were me' (thats not a direct quote btw)card which proves that your talking ****

well it proves one thing. it proves im a model and your not. its not your fault its okay, go blame mom and dad, they made you, not I.

jcoote · 12-08-2005 12:23pm

i did modelling before aswell don't worry bud but i don't go around thinkin i'm something i'm not.

joejoem · 12-08-2005 12:25pm

LadyJ wrote:

Him and his mates having a walk-off perhaps?

3, 2, 1, Go! Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap........................

LadyJ · 12-08-2005 12:26pm

Drunkenfool,I wish I was your mother! I would beam with pride!

I do hope to give birth to a number of ridiculously good-looking models in the future however.

nadir · 12-08-2005 12:28pm

omg, this thread rocks
Hell. drunkenfool you rock.
This just totally rocks.
rocks my socks.

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 1:01pm

jcoote wrote:

i did modelling before aswell don't worry bud but i don't go around thinkin i'm something i'm not.

well you obviously didnt

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:03pm

how do u know...i have as much proof as u do at this point in time

Dizzyblabla · 12-08-2005 1:10pm

ooh ooh, me too, I was a model aswell... I was even on page three of the sun... oh, wait, i was... humm... no fun when i'm telling the truth!

Zulu · 12-08-2005 1:11pm

jcoote wrote:

how do u know...i have as much proof as u do at this point in time

...well, not really. I say you're not a model as well. It's quite clear you don't work in the industry. But don't worry about it; if everyone could then we wouldn't be special....so in a funny kind of way, we need you! :eek:

drunkenfool wrote:

But was his scarred face and stuff not bring down your model ego?

not really, I do charty work in a disadvantaged school - all the kids there are really ugly, so I'm used to being around ugly people. I try to think that they're not bad people as such, just very very unlucky because of where they were born.

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:15pm

yeah its obvious i'm not a model but i could be just one without an ego...they do exist u know...u guy could just be fashion students or fans or whatever who are hiding behind your PC screens cos your mirror has cracked...not saying u are i'm sure yis are models but i'm just saying don't judge a person by their writing style

i can't believe u just called disadvantaged kids really ugly like that zulu...both of u need to get a real job and come down and live with us on planet earth

Le Rack · 12-08-2005 1:18pm

I got bored after reading one page of this, but it was the page al about the photo and the video, but hey why should he even bother having to post it? If he's such a big famous sex-bomb puffter then we should all be able to google him and I'm sure we'd find heaps of "ooh lala" pics!!!

Zulu · 12-08-2005 1:22pm

jcoote wrote:

...both of u need to get a real job and come down and live with us on planet earth

Modelling is a real job!

Le Rack · 12-08-2005 1:24pm

Zulu wrote:

Modelling is a real job!

in the movies....

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 1:25pm

Le Rack wrote:

I got bored after reading one page of this, but it was the page al about the photo and the video, but hey why should he even bother having to post it? If he's such a big famous sex-bomb puffter then we should all be able to google him and I'm sure we'd find heaps of "ooh lala" pics!!!

you speak the truth le rack? is that french for the rack? your so cultural, i like your style. This thread is so much more about people asking me for my picture. It shows what how the public view models and their model friends, and model parties, your all so shallow, models have feeling too you know.
Im feeling envy and jealousy coming from my enemies

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:25pm

i would've thought that before i started this conversation but u guys abviously have a cloudy view of real life and put appearences way ahead of stuff that actually matters...although i will say fair play for helpin out at the school thats fairly decent

Zulu · 12-08-2005 1:29pm

jcoote wrote:

...although i will say fair play for helpin out at the school thats fairly decent

Yea, my manager says it's great of PR and photo opertunities.

BogOak · 12-08-2005 1:29pm

jesus christ. this is so surreal. have none of you ****ers got a sense of humour? crazy dumb bastids.

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 1:31pm

Zulu wrote:

not really, I do charty work in a disadvantaged school - all the kids there are really ugly, so I'm used to being around ugly people. I try to think that they're not bad people as such, just very very unlucky because of where they were born.

Yeah i guess i could try to manage that. Cause i remember seeing thoses models from beneton, and we laughed at them because they were so damn ugly we call them "WAMs", but anther model friend told me that they are a unique new type of model going for the "ugly but nice" look. So i suppose i could look at thoses children as potential beneton models... that could work for me. Do they read good?

Raiser · 12-08-2005 1:31pm

Zulu and Drunken Fool are wannabes - take it from me, a lot of my model friends and colleagues secretly snigger at their split-ends and worn Gucci loafers as they regularily hang around outside of our fashion shoots.

Models do not post on public forums about how good looking they are - why would they? If I even hinted here about my chiselled jaw and sculpted muscles and general Hugo Boss/Armani model looks I'd have to shovel knickers for 20 minutes every time I wanted to leave the house.

Don't pay any heed to the pretenders, they're more Mayo than Monaco

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:33pm

jesus u guys are unreal. the poor kids...omg u actually bring a photographer around wit u zulu..thats just ridiculous...bogoak its obvious they are just takin the piss..just good fun thats all

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 1:35pm

Raiser wrote:

Zulu and Drunken Fool are wannabes - take it from me, a lot of my model friends and colleagues secretly snigger at their split-ends and worn Gucci loafers as they regularily hang around outside of our fashion shoots.

Models do not post on public forums about how good looking they are - why would they? If I even hinted here about my chiselled jaw and sculpted muscles and general Hugo Boss/Armani model looks I'd have to shovel knickers for 20 minutes every time I wanted to leave the house.

Don't pay any heed to the pretenders, they're more Mayo than Monaco

Raiser, you wouldnt know a real model if they catwalked in your face, so go back to mexico compadre, your "wannabe" talk isnt welcome here.
"hanging ouside photoshoots" pah!! that was you jerking off at my facial structure.

Zulu · 12-08-2005 1:37pm

drunkenfool wrote:

So i suppose i could look at thoses children as potential beneton models... that could work for me. Do they read good?

I don't know. I just kinda go down there for a few minutes and tell them stories about how great my life is.

Raiser wrote:

Zulu and Drunken Fool are wannabes - take it from me a lot of my model friends and colleagues secretly snigger at their split-ends and

I'm not from Australia, and I don't have split ends, so you're obviously lying.

LadyJ · 12-08-2005 1:37pm

Raiser wrote:

Zulu and Drunken Fool are wannabes - take it from me, a lot of my model friends and colleagues secretly snigger at their split-ends and worn Gucci loafers as they regularily hang around outside of our fashion shoots.

Models do not post on public forums about how good looking they are - why would they? If I even hinted here about my chiselled jaw and sculpted muscles and general Hugo Boss/Armani model looks I'd have to shovel knickers for 20 minutes every time I wanted to leave the house.

Don't pay any heed to the pretenders, they're more Mayo than Monaco

Raiser,don't be a fool! These guys are clearly models of the highest order!
Can't you feel the good-lookingness that their posts exude?

Zulu · 12-08-2005 1:39pm

jcoote wrote:

jesus u guys are unreal. the poor kids...omg u actually bring a photographer around wit u zulu..thats just ridiculous...

Why!?!

The kids love having there photo taken with me, and the photographer obviously uses a soft lens.

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:40pm

Zulu wrote:

I'm not from Australia.

thats a good one u must have read that one in vogue...did u

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:42pm

Zulu wrote:

Why!?!
The kids love having there photo taken with me, and the photographer obviously uses a soft lens.

i was being sarcastic u crazy person

drunkenfool · 12-08-2005 1:44pm

jcoote wrote:

i was being sarcastic u crazy person

jcoote remembering his childhood photo with his local model volenteer and how ugly he looked beside him, arent you jcoodte?

Raiser · 12-08-2005 1:48pm

Zulu and Drunken Fool have both sent me Private Messages in the past asking to be invited to charity walk-offs or fundraisers for deliterate kids.

The only reason I'm posting here is in case some of those deliterate kids have asked someone to read them this thread. I don't want their heroes to just turn out to be two losers from a message board with second rate cheekbones and a flabby six-pack.

Somebody please think of the kids.....

I'm clearly the victim here, I'm already getting suggestive PM's with graphic pictures from every sex-crazed girl on the boards and my schedules all messed up - Paris is going to be nearly an hour late.

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:48pm

yeah the poor guy don't know how he became a model when he saw himself standing beside me he just quit the job...oh right thats why zulu works alongside disabled kids cos he'd look ugly beside an average kid...i see nice one

jcoote · 12-08-2005 1:53pm

we'll gents i'm off to lunch so i'll leave u to the eyebrow plucking and the horid task of selecting which neckerchief your gonna wear to the coffee house today...ta ta for now :rolleyes:

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