RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

TheHomeService · 14-01-2021 10:46am

Tubridy talking about sport, even tangentially, is painful to listen to.

Pelvis Parsley · 14-01-2021 11:09am

Quiet this morning.

TheHomeService · 14-01-2021 12:06pm

Continuing PieOhMy's sterling service:

Freebies list since 23 September 2020

Freebie Request List:

Trip to Iceland
Quiet Coffee Maker
Knife sharpener
Turntable Mat (received amongst other record player accessories)
Original Copy (and artwork) of Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas single (received in return for Arnotts Gift Card)
World’s Biggest Selection Box (as seen in a child’s hands)
Slippers

Freebie Received List:

Free Unknown volume of books
Free Bespoke jewellery x 2
Free Essential oils for mask
Free Buns from Bewleys
Free Trip on the Irish Navy ship
Free 8 Glasses cases
Free Accessories for vinyl record player
Free Flowers
Free Yop, Fruit of the Forest and Yakult
Free Holland and Barrett supply
Free Calm App
Free Scents of Ireland commercial air diffuser and scents
Free Epicurean Delights (i.e. Grub)
Free Watercolour
Free Candles
Free Book about Elvis' comeback in 68
Free Waterford Famine Buke
Free Pints
Free Sweets from Shandons
Free Loose leaf tea
Free Bread knives
Free Candles possibly wickless candles
Free Teapot
Free Vinyl record (Beatles/McCartney)
Free Tea brack
Free Cards
Free More cards (rejected - Catholics need not apply)
Free Halloween masks
Free Cufflinks (monogrammed for Tubridy, of course)
Free Fudge
Free Southern Star newspaper
Free Opinion magazine
Free Print from book (gorgeous, apparently)
Free Crisps and Earplugs
Free Greetings cards
Free Beatles book
Free Bottle with fairy lights
Free Hot Chocolate Bomb
Free Personalised Christmas Stocking
Free Novelty Mug
Free Handmade Scarf (moss green in colour, and long)
Free multiple handmade Christmas Cards
Free John Banville Book (delivered personally to him while shopping)
Free Barack Obama autobiography (extremely large and heavy)
Free box of Lindt chocolates (only 8 in box, Tubs not happy)
Free Face mask from Chester Beatty
Free Books
Free Paul McCartney poster
Free Aerial photography coffee table book
Free Christmas jumper
Free Waterford Festive Star (a magazine)
Free Holly Bough (a Cork annual)
Free Santa Beard Face Mask
Free Chocolates from Bean & Goose (called out paucity of Lindt in their freebie, again)
Free Art from Trish Taylor Thompson (something visual)
Free Books (from “listener” doing her Marie Kondo clearout)
Free Shandon Sweets, again
Free invite to chess convention
Free Lighthouse Book
Free chess lessons
Free Book (Elf Isolation)
Free crate of Club Orange
Free Bag of Marbles, (but no "steelies", much to Tubs' chagrin)
Free Ireland's Own Annual
Free Band Aid vinyl single, with beautiful artwork (Tubridy checked artwork was included, before accepting it).
Free Paul McCartney - Back in the CCCP vinyl album.
Free Box of Turf
Free Puffin Christmas Decorations
Free Puffin Christmas Cards
Free Puffin T Shirt
Free Meal in Kilmore Quay
Free Motivational Quote Cards
Free Book (Dauntless Courage)
Free CD
Free Personal Guided Tour of St Patrick's Cathedral.
Free Hand crafted Gin
Free Crystal Glasses set
Free Cocktails
Free Craft Beer Selection
Free Visit to brewery
Free "County Mayo in a Jar" x 2 (Wool, Shells, etc)
Free Vintage 1955 Comic (original copy)
Free Personalised Water bottle
Free White Vinyl Christmas record
Free Handmade Cards
Free Magazine about schools during Covid
Free Donegal Calendar
Free Bird Calendar (includes Puffin)
Free Fry’s Chocolate Bars – 4 pack - (Passed over to Mater Tubridy)

A big TYFYS to those who flag the freebies, and the requests.

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2021 1:16pm

TheHomeService wrote: »

Tubridy talking about sport, even tangentially, is painful to listen to.

I see (Team A) were playing (team

in (Sport) last night. Well done to all on a terrific performance.

ButtersSuki · 14-01-2021 1:17pm

TheHomeService wrote: »

Continuing PieOhMy's sterling service:

Freebies list since 23 September 2020

Freebie Request List:

Trip to Iceland
Quiet Coffee Maker
Knife sharpener
Turntable Mat (received amongst other record player accessories)
Original Copy (and artwork) of Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas single (received in return for Arnotts Gift Card)
World’s Biggest Selection Box (as seen in a child’s hands)
Slippers

Freebie Received List:

Free Unknown volume of books
Free Bespoke jewellery x 2
Free Essential oils for mask
Free Buns from Bewleys
Free Trip on the Irish Navy ship
Free 8 Glasses cases
Free Accessories for vinyl record player
Free Flowers
Free Yop, Fruit of the Forest and Yakult
Free Holland and Barrett supply
Free Calm App
Free Scents of Ireland commercial air diffuser and scents
Free Epicurean Delights (i.e. Grub)
Free Watercolour
Free Candles
Free Book about Elvis' comeback in 68
Free Waterford Famine Buke
Free Pints
Free Sweets from Shandons
Free Loose leaf tea
Free Bread knives
Free Candles possibly wickless candles
Free Teapot
Free Vinyl record (Beatles/McCartney)
Free Tea brack
Free Cards
Free More cards (rejected - Catholics need not apply)
Free Halloween masks
Free Cufflinks (monogrammed for Tubridy, of course)
Free Fudge
Free Southern Star newspaper
Free Opinion magazine
Free Print from book (gorgeous, apparently)
Free Crisps and Earplugs
Free Greetings cards
Free Beatles book
Free Bottle with fairy lights
Free Hot Chocolate Bomb
Free Personalised Christmas Stocking
Free Novelty Mug
Free Handmade Scarf (moss green in colour, and long)
Free multiple handmade Christmas Cards
Free John Banville Book (delivered personally to him while shopping)
Free Barack Obama autobiography (extremely large and heavy)
Free box of Lindt chocolates (only 8 in box, Tubs not happy)
Free Face mask from Chester Beatty
Free Books
Free Paul McCartney poster
Free Aerial photography coffee table book
Free Christmas jumper
Free Waterford Festive Star (a magazine)
Free Holly Bough (a Cork annual)
Free Santa Beard Face Mask
Free Chocolates from Bean & Goose (called out paucity of Lindt in their freebie, again)
Free Art from Trish Taylor Thompson (something visual)
Free Books (from “listener” doing her Marie Kondo clearout)
Free Shandon Sweets, again
Free invite to chess convention
Free Lighthouse Book
Free chess lessons
Free Book (Elf Isolation)
Free crate of Club Orange
Free Bag of Marbles, (but no "steelies", much to Tubs' chagrin)
Free Ireland's Own Annual
Free Band Aid vinyl single, with beautiful artwork (Tubridy checked artwork was included, before accepting it).
Free Paul McCartney - Back in the CCCP vinyl album.
Free Box of Turf
Free Puffin Christmas Decorations
Free Puffin Christmas Cards
Free Puffin T Shirt
Free Meal in Kilmore Quay
Free Motivational Quote Cards
Free Book (Dauntless Courage)
Free CD
Free Personal Guided Tour of St Patrick's Cathedral.
Free Hand crafted Gin
Free Crystal Glasses set
Free Cocktails
Free Craft Beer Selection
Free Visit to brewery
Free "County Mayo in a Jar" x 2 (Wool, Shells, etc)
Free Vintage 1955 Comic (original copy)
Free Personalised Water bottle
Free White Vinyl Christmas record
Free Handmade Cards
Free Magazine about schools during Covid
Free Donegal Calendar
Free Bird Calendar (includes Puffin)
Free Fry’s Chocolate Bars – 4 pack - (Passed over to Mater Tubridy)

A big TYFYS to those who flag the freebies, and the requests.

Think you should add "request to jump the vaccination queue" to the list.

14-01-2021 1:43pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Think you should add "request to jump the vaccination queue" to the list.

You mean he didn't receive a letter to attend a clinic so to speak?

dvcireland · 15-01-2021 10:07am

tubs trolling the liveline listeners

Atlantic Dawn · 15-01-2021 10:11am

Lovely toxic smoke emitting in to the clean air people like to breath.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:11am

A virtual walking tour of the old homestead

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:15am

Roald Dahl's protector

dvcireland · 15-01-2021 10:15am

25 authors you should not read

1) Joseph Duffy - The Childer Who Series

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:16am

We'll talk about a book on Monday..just for a change

dvcireland · 15-01-2021 10:16am

any pictures of the welsh valleys from monkstown?

ButtersSuki · 15-01-2021 10:17am

dvcireland wrote: »

25 authors you should not read

1) Joseph Duffy - The Childer Who Series
2) Bryan Turdriddy - Patrick and The President
3) Bryan Turdriddy - Hilary the Sheep nursery rhymes

Some other suggestions.

sligojoek · 15-01-2021 10:20am

LLS is gonna be great crack tonight

dvcireland · 15-01-2021 10:21am

sligojoek wrote: »

LLS is gonna be great crack tonight

with whingy fricker

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:22am

sligojoek wrote: »

LLS is gonna be great crack tonight

SJ,you should be on the FF crew

sligojoek · 15-01-2021 10:23am

sligojoek wrote: »

LLS is gonna be great crack tonight

Correction: The LLS thread is gonna be great crack tonight.

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:24am

Here comes the kids quiz section.

What's the betting that the kids who phone in selected will be avid readers?

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:24am

Don't call in folk's...it's a trap.

Contestants already picked

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:29am

"I turn into a Gibbering Baby Boy Man".

Beautifully put, Ryan.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:37am

TheHomeService wrote: »

Here comes the kids quiz section.

What's the betting that the kids who phone in selected will be avid readers?

Well I never !!:):)

PieOhMy · 15-01-2021 10:38am

Small parties coz of covid = rubbish. I'm sure whoever organised it for her will be sad to hear that.

Also small boutique christmases were 'gorgeous' this year but small birthday parties for children are rubbish. Hypocrite.

sligojoek · 15-01-2021 10:39am

TheHomeService wrote: »

Here comes the kids quiz section.

What's the betting that the kids who phone in selected will be avid readers?

Good call

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:39am

Tubridy: "What do you like to do, Annie?"

Annie: "I like to read, blah, blah"

Tubridy: "Are you a reader?"

FFS, he's getting as bad as Duffy for not listening.

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:40am

sligojoek wrote: »

Good call

I forgot to add the "having a wonderful teacher" point!

I posted this in the other thread last week:

What’s the betting that the next child is also “a reader”, has a great teacher and dislikes Trump?

sligojoek · 15-01-2021 10:40am

Caller. It's a very small school.

Tubs,. Is it a big school or is it tiny?

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:40am

Y
A
W
N.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:41am

And what does you're dad do.

He works in rte Ryan

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:43am

Hes finding these questions fairly quickly

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:45am

Is Mr.Dunford a patron of Abbey Glenn castle I wonder ?

PieOhMy · 15-01-2021 10:45am

The script falling apart there. The girl already telling him about how small the school is and where it it and then he askes her how small the school is and where it is.

Also astonished that the school is small. I'm confused coz ryan is a right mountain man from the wesht so should know this already. It's not like that in BlackRock is it?

Do you read? Yes
Do you play chess? Yes
Coincidence!

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:47am

PieOhMy wrote: »

The script falling apart there. The girl already telling him about how small the school is and where it it and then he askes her how small the school is and where it is.

Also astonished that the school is small. I'm confused coz ryan is a right mountain man from the wesht so should know this already. It's not like that in BlackRock is it?

Do you read? Yes
Do you play chess? Yes
Coincidence!

Coincidence. No

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:47am

Lad from CUS on now. Bound to be an RTE connection.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:48am

TheHomeService wrote: »

Lad from CUS on now. Bound to be an RTE connection.

Uncle Ryan

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:49am

The lad's surname is Andrews!!!!!!!

You couldn't make it up :-)

Odyssey 2005 · 15-01-2021 10:50am

That wasn't very kind Ryan

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:51am

All these turf related goodies will be arriving in Montrose early next week.

PieOhMy · 15-01-2021 10:52am

Having a few classes per teacher is going to be his new thing. Its charming and quaint.

Wants to visit the school? What? I dont think men/women are allowed just do random tours of schools. I suppose it's a perk of being Chief Messer Toyman of the Irish Dignity Brigade tho. He just says what he wants and then it happens.

TheHomeService · 15-01-2021 10:55am

PieOhMy wrote: »

Having a few classes per teacher is going to be his new thing. Its charming and quaint.

Wants to visit the school? What? I dont think men/women are allowed just do random tours of schools. I suppose it's a perk of being Chief Messer Toyman of the Irish Dignity Brigade tho. He just says what he wants and then it happens.

Well said! The self styled Gibbering Baby Boy Man can do what he wants.

ButtersSuki · 15-01-2021 11:49am

I had a flexible cystoscopy (google it at your peril) this morning. Guess what the consultant had on in the background as I was having it? Focking Tubs. I was almost about to ask him “is the pain you’re about to inflict not enough without this?”.

15-01-2021 12:41pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I had a flexible cystoscopy (google it at your peril) this morning. Guess what the consultant had on in the background as I was having it? Focking Tubs. I was almost about to ask him “is the pain you’re about to inflict not enough without this?”.

Did you have sedation caller?

Love watching de pathology on de screen as scopes are being done. Colonoscopies, gastroscopies, bronchoscopies, Ileoscopies. Love when they take de biopsies and then with a pilaff of laser smoke, cauterise it. Never had a cystoscopy, though, much easier in a woman due to length of urethra and it being pushed past sensitive prostate and that.

ButtersSuki · 15-01-2021 1:30pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Did you have sedation caller?

Love watching de pathology on de screen as scopes are being done. Colonoscopies, gastroscopies, bronchoscopies, Ileoscopies. Love when they take de biopsies and then with a pilaff of laser smoke, cauterise it. Never had a cystoscopy, though, much easier in a woman due to length of urethra and it being pushed past sensitive prostate and that.

Local anesthetic so to speak....i.e. gel applied to area, about as useful as a chocolate tea pot. Huge reluctance in hospitals at the moment to put anyone under unless absolutely necessary because of COVID etc. Needless to say, I am in absolute agony. I should call Mr. Duffy and describe the pain in minute detail as the scope went down my "shaft" and into my bladder. Howe many sharp intakes of breath do you think I could get describing that?

15-01-2021 1:40pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Local anesthetic so to speak....i.e. gel applied to area, about as useful as a chocolate tea pot. Huge reluctance in hospitals at the moment to put anyone under unless absolutely necessary because of COVID etc. Needless to say, I am in absolute agony. I should call Mr. Duffy and describe the pain in minute detail as the scope went down my "shaft" and into my bladder. Howe many sharp intakes of breath do you think I could get describing that?

Wrap a Versatis cylindrically around it. If you ever saw de aftermath of an adult circumcision that had to be performed for prostate surgery, as I saw, it is very sobering, never saw anything so painful looking in my life and it causes immense swelling with de stitches buried in de flesh. Can't be compared to nature's expansion, so to speak. People always go on about what women go through but most women don't actually see men's stuff with their own eyes.

ButtersSuki · 15-01-2021 1:57pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Wrap a Versatis cylindrically around it. If you ever saw de aftermath of an adult circumcision that had to be performed for prostate surgery, as I saw, it is very sobering, never saw anything so painful looking in my life and it causes immense swelling with de stitches buried in de flesh. Can't be compared to nature's expansion, so to speak. People always go on about what women go through but most women don't actually see men's stuff with their own eyes.

I'd need a few if I'm wrapping them lengthways so to speak.

15-01-2021 2:24pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I'd need a few if I'm wrapping them lengthways so to speak.

I once called someone's bluff on dat, so to speak. Always carry a measuring tape.

17-01-2021 10:15pm

Expect this at 9am...

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Pelvis Parsley · 18-01-2021 1:02am

He wouldn't be lying, but he'll play it out to the hilt-from what I can see, we are outliers. We are a hundred per cent right, but most of the populace don't see it.

I have a feeling that in a couple of years, the rest of the world/Irish viewing and listening public will catch up, and I don't mean to be arrogant when I say that.

To my mind, he's light years worse than Kenny, and that man got ROASTED when the hosted the show.

18-01-2021 8:49am

Pelvis Parsley wrote: »

He wouldn't be lying, but he'll play it out to the hilt-from what I can see, we are outliers. We are a hundred per cent right, but most of the populace don't see it.

I have a feeling that in a couple of years, the rest of the world/Irish viewing and listening public will catch up, and I don't mean to be arrogant when I say that.

To my mind, he's light years worse than Kenny, and that man got ROASTED when the hosted the show.

Vast majority of people are not moved to actually express opinions one way or the other on social media. Those who are interested in throwing a light on our broadcasting media are moved to post, as are some genuine admirers plus the sizeable cohort that is part of the presenters' support campaigns.

generalgerry · 18-01-2021 10:07am

Did you do anything interesting this weekend, Ryan?
Yeah, I recorded a man having an emotional breakdown and broadcast it to the nation.

RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

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