The Confession Box - get it off your chest

BennyMul · 02-08-2012 3:37pm

Im so weak, there was a get together and I gave into sweat things,
2 slices of coffee cake, a flap jacks and chockie biscuit.

Solobally8 · 02-08-2012 3:47pm

This thread is hilarious. What happened to DQS and the likes? I used to feel so bad reading your logs at the start of the year thinking I was the only one who ate waaayy too much crap. It's great that I'm not alone

:D

RacoonQueen · 02-08-2012 9:40pm

New packet of rich tea in the press.

Want whole packet.

Kurt Godel · 02-08-2012 9:55pm

Here's one I've been saving for a few weeks. Went into Decathlon, while in France, to buy a bike helmet. My bike is orange, white, and grey- I see a helmet in orange, white, and grey. Dilemma one, it's not quite the same grey, is soon overcome, it will look great anyways. Dilemma two, it doesn't really fit, and there's a yellow helmet that fits great, but doesn't match the bike...

I buy the orange helmet, proudly start off on a 40k spin along the Loire, sure that many a Frenchman will doff their beret to my matching ensemble. A few kilometers in and skin has been torn from my chaffed scalp...

Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)

Dory Dory · 02-08-2012 10:26pm

I ate brownies (2) with vanilla ice cream for lunch today. That was it.

RacoonQueen · 02-08-2012 10:37pm

Kurt Godel wrote: »

Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)

Do we have to pay extra for your skin?

antomagoo · 02-08-2012 10:37pm

Mother in law arrived with 5 different packets of biscuits today. I should go to bed but I've just made tea and it would be rude to spurn her generosity

littlemsfickle · 03-08-2012 12:19am

Kurt Godel wrote: »

Here's one I've been saving for a few weeks. Went into Decathlon, while in France, to buy a bike helmet. My bike is orange, white, and grey- I see a helmet in orange, white, and grey. Dilemma one, it's not quite the same grey, is soon overcome, it will look great anyways. Dilemma two, it doesn't really fit, and there's a yellow helmet that fits great, but doesn't match the bike...

I buy the orange helmet, proudly start off on a 40k spin along the Loire, sure that many a Frenchman will doff their beret to my matching ensemble. A few kilometers in and skin has been torn from my chaffed scalp...

Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)

I really thought this was going to go down the road of "so I bought the yellow helmet.....and then a yellow bike."

elvis jones · 14-08-2012 12:57pm

So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days

:rolleyes:;)

Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)

d4r3n · 14-08-2012 1:03pm

I think I've just found out the reason for my skinniness, what the hell do you guys eat?!

BTH · 14-08-2012 1:05pm

elvis jones wrote: »

So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days:rolleyes:;)

Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)

Saturday evening I was at a stag do. Beer, beer and more beer. Dirty fry up on Sunday morning. Hit the biscuits and the chocolates here in the office yesterday and late night for a committee meeting so I haven't had a proper dinner since Friday. I only training I've done since I crossed the line on Saturday has been some endurance work for my drinking arm, and there'll be nothing tonight either.

Feel better??

miller82 · 14-08-2012 7:18pm

elvis jones wrote: »

So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days:rolleyes:;)

Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)

well played

shotgunmcos · 14-08-2012 11:12pm

Full pack of chocolate hob nobs dunked and devoured ... hard turbo skipped for couch too.

Brick Session · 15-08-2012 12:28am

Will 6 cans of cider while watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics on Sunday night earn me any kudos?

miller82 · 15-08-2012 9:44am

Brick Session wrote: »

Will 6 cans of cider while watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics on Sunday night earn me any kudos?

a little ye.
Did you smash a load of food with it ????

Brick Session · 15-08-2012 10:30am

miller82 wrote: »

a little ye.
Did you smash a load of food with it ????

Half a family bag of tangy cheese doritos, 2 ice cream wafers!!

cjt156 · 15-08-2012 11:16am

Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

elvis jones · 15-08-2012 11:32am

cjt156 wrote: »

Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

My hat is tipped in your direction !

Brick Session · 15-08-2012 7:26pm

cjt156 wrote: »

Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

LEGEND!!!

shotgunmcos · 15-08-2012 8:23pm

cjt156 wrote: »

Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

Quality sinning!!

BeepBeep67 · 16-08-2012 3:49pm

I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.

Abhainn · 16-08-2012 4:05pm

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.

Jaysus BB67 didn't think you had in in yourself to down 8 pints of the black stuff. Punishment is good. Like pain is weakness leaving the body

Oryx · 16-08-2012 4:37pm

Abhainn wrote: »

Punishment is good.

So is chocolate.

Kurt Godel · 16-08-2012 4:49pm

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.

That's 12.47km, atoning for 4.55 litres. We're all Father Trendy's this side of the confession box;)

BeepBeep67 · 16-08-2012 5:09pm

Kurt Godel wrote: »

That's 12.47km, atoning for 4.55 litres. We're all Father Trendy's this side of the confession box;)

I better not say that I was wearing an Adidas top, NB shorts, Under Armor socks, Inov8 runners and none had any lycra content!

Oryx · 16-08-2012 5:10pm

BeepBeep67 wrote: »

I better not say that I was wearing an Adidas top, NB shorts, Under Armor socks, Inov8 runners and none had any lycra content!

No, but at least you can namecheck all your kit, which is a start.

Kurt Godel · 16-08-2012 5:16pm

Oryx wrote: »

No, but at least you can namecheck all your kit, which is a start.

Yup, very high Brandname:wordcount ratio, he's obviously repressing, or at least tri-curious.

BeepBeep67 · 16-08-2012 8:01pm

Abhainn wrote: »

Jaysus BB67 didn't think you had in in yourself to down 8 pints of the black stuff. Punishment is good. Like pain is weakness leaving the body

At €3.70 a pint it would be a shame not to

elvis jones · 07-09-2012 11:34am

In advance of the weekend i shall let it be known that tomorrow night i shall end and drink anything that is put in front of me.

Sunday will be a 16" Papa Johns pizza, bottle ( or 2 ) of good red and Colts v Bears in the NFL.

I'll deal with the shame and guilt on monday:p

pgibbo · 10-09-2012 1:55pm

Race season finished yesterday.

1 bag of haribo, 2 bags of hula hoops, some Lindt chocolate for dessert last night.

Crisps, Yorkie and biscuits for lunch today

More of the same this evening!!!

miller82 · 11-09-2012 4:53pm

God damn cake and pastries day again in work

Massive slice of carrot cake (one of my veg for the day)
A slice and a half ….who am I kidding……..two slices, of pecan chocolate tart (nuts are good right ?? There may have been a cherry on top too, so that’s one of my fruit for the day)

thats it though till after Belmullet....i mean it this time

shotgunmcos · 11-09-2012 9:38pm

3 double deckers one after the other. Had change in my pocket and just decided to lob it all into the machine...

Brick Session · 11-09-2012 9:52pm

Double deckers, the choice of Traithletes

shotgunmcos · 11-09-2012 10:01pm

There is is again..

What are these traithlete creatures you speak of?

RacoonQueen · 11-09-2012 11:04pm

They've had 4 x double deckers in the supermarket for a euro for weeks. A nice post LSR treat.

Got home from swimming and threw the stir fry I'd prepared before leaving on the wok. Chopped up the fruit and whizzed up a smoothie. Had a lovely dinner. Went to make a cup of tea and grabbed two snack packs of buttons while grabbing my tea bag.

I try.

pgibbo · 12-09-2012 9:07am

Cream Crackers and Nutella rock!!! :cool:

IronmanJNR · 12-09-2012 12:05pm

Had a left handed pedal

miller82 · 12-09-2012 3:31pm

miller82 wrote: »

God damn cake and pastries day again in work

Massive slice of carrot cake (one of my veg for the day)
A slice and a half ….who am I kidding……..two slices, of pecan chocolate tart (nuts are good right ?? There may have been a cherry on top too, so that’s one of my fruit for the day)

thats it though till after Belmullet....i mean it this time

Fuk you cake and pastries....some left over today

Chocolate fudge cake

Thats it though ....no more crap until after Belmullet....seriously

elvis jones · 12-09-2012 3:35pm

Lanzarote - 2weeks -eat everything in sight - that is all

hf4z6sqo7vjngi · 12-09-2012 4:18pm

Non confession - I walked by co workers celebrating a birthday with fresh cream cakes, chocolate sponge cake and cookies...i resisted.

Bloody chuffed someone said i looked sick looking in work today, i must be getting closer to race weight so:)

miller82 · 12-09-2012 5:17pm

Kaysen Unimportant Ace wrote: »

Non confession - I walked by co workers celebrating a birthday with fresh cream cakes, chocolate sponge cake and cookies...i resisted.

Bloody chuffed someone said i looked sick looking in work today, i must be getting closer to race weight so:)

eh WTF ??? delete this post..

down with this sort of thing

IronmanJNR · 13-09-2012 10:35am

miller82 wrote: »

eh WTF ??? delete this post..

down with this sort of thing

Careful Now !!

hf4z6sqo7vjngi · 13-09-2012 10:51am

miller82 wrote: »

eh WTF ??? delete this post..

down with this sort of thing

Just something to reference back to after the 30th September when stuffing a kebab and beer down.

Brick Session · 13-09-2012 11:26am

RacoonQueen wrote: »

They've had 4 x double deckers in the supermarket for a euro for weeks. A nice post LSR treat.

What supermarket?

RacoonQueen · 19-09-2012 1:16pm

Couldn't resist picking up this today. Have had 4 chunks. Holding stong on any more thus far.

Seres · 19-09-2012 1:55pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Couldn't resist picking up this today. Have had 4 chunks. Holding stong on any more thus far.

You wont last the day , night fall you'll be doomed !

Seres · 19-09-2012 2:06pm

No Training last week , absolutely none ! , lots of trash eaten aswell , ridiculous amount of chocolate comsumed . This week am a bit better , but not great . Trying to do up an annual program at the moment to swing into action the start of October

miller82 · 19-09-2012 2:24pm

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Couldn't resist picking up this today. Have had 4 chunks. Holding stong on any more thus far.

that looks awesome

pgibbo · 19-09-2012 2:54pm

Seres wrote: »

No Training last week , absolutely none ! , lots of trash eaten aswell , ridiculous amount of chocolate comsumed . This week am a bit better , but not great . Trying to do up an annual program at the moment to swing into action the start of October

Well earned after your win in Lough Key! :cool: Congrats.

RQ - that looks damn good

elvis jones · 19-09-2012 6:13pm

I had a curry and 3 pints at lunch time but its ok cause i swam one length of the pool afterwards !

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