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Joe Duffy, International Man of Misery, sez Farewell to Fungus

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    ffs, hit record

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,309 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    This man is having a laugh.... he is clipping two coconut shells I bet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Next caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    WTF is this?

    Monty Python with coconut shells


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    De jaaaa-rr-vee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Hardship and pain.
    Welcome, caller, where have you been.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    image.jpg

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Good sound effects there..........(I believe it’s done with two half coconut shells)!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gmisk wrote: »
    So we are saying Fungi is riddled?
    What does she want? The council out spraying him after every kid clambers all over it?
    Mind your own kids, clean their hands

    A shower to be installed over him, powered by solar energy.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Trekking is doing fine, it came back when golf began. All the parents were glad to send their kids off, what's he on about?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,309 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    He wants more money from the government so he can feed his horses?
    Would this not mean he can get some money from this small business fund announced?
    Would he not be insured?

    The poor bloody horses trekking to Dublin from Clare! Only in Ireland!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Due to arrive in Dublin next month


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,151 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    This has been a gas show altogether. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is he going to travel via ballinalow or ballyfermot ?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Pity the horses, endlessly clip-clopping up to that shythole Doobalin.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,035 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    gmisk wrote: »
    This man is having a laugh.... he is clipping two coconut shells I bet

    Lovely sound they make.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,794 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Clare fm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    he could sell the pony to larry goodman

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,431 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Will he be dumbass enough to travel on the motorway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Someone will slip a BlackCat banger under the horses tail in Inchicore probably.

    Shake the fcuker up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,309 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Sure there is no one who wants to work in supermacs they are living the high life on 350 a week......according to supermacs owner (net worth 120m)

    He also charges his staff for food and their uniforms.
    I won't darker their door again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is ray darcy or the work experience placement producing today

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    dvcireland wrote: »
    he could sell the pony to larry goodman

    Now now !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,309 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Sound effects bloke got fed up
    I know how he feels....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Horses and Killarney bring me back to when I was 12, and not very experienced with horses. No health & safety then, was put upon the biggest stallion they could muster, then it took off at top speed (without my promoting him) and galloped towards Ross Castle like he was in the Grand National. All I could do was try and impersonate a jockey and was certain I'd be thrown off. I was screaming, and somebody coming towards me was first shouting at me to control de horse, but it was clear there was no controlling him. The man then jumped over courageously and grabbed the animal by the bit and stopped him. The charge-hand was galloping behind me and then caught up and asked me why I had set him off. Eventually got to Ross Castle whereupon my young cousin stumbled onto his head getting off his horse and knocked himself out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Should really write a buke cat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Great....Gerry Daly is on D’Arcy.. might ring in and see if he is a available for a stand-up comedy gig tonight.


    Always breaks me up....


    Ball of laughs.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭Gods Gift


    Great....Gerry Daly is on D’Arcy.. might ring in and see if he is a available for a stand-up comedy gig tonight.


    Always breaks me up....


    Ball of laughs.

    Geraniums are no laughing matter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Gods Gift wrote: »
    Geraniums are no laughing matter.

    Correct.... awkward kernts.

    Bad habit of rotting.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,673 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Horse and cart man on VM news shortly - exactly as I imagined


  • Registered Users Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Abel Ruiz


    An ad for liveline was played just before the news at 9.
    It was Joe and berger talking nonsense!!!!
    They must think it was entertaining and great listening!!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Abel Ruiz wrote: »
    An ad for liveline was played just before the news at 9.
    It was Joe and berger talking nonsense!!!!
    They must think it was entertaining and great listening!!!

    I assume it may partly be a way to try and extend the fishing for de poor woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Abel Ruiz wrote: »
    An ad for liveline was played just before the news at 9.
    It was Joe and berger talking nonsense!!!!
    They must think it was entertaining and great listening!!!

    Does it feature the part where Mr. Duffy corrected Berger not once, but twice on the latter's pronunciation of "smorgasbord"? That was comedy gold. A Dubliner who can't pronounce English words correctly sees fit to correct a Swedish man on the pronunciation of a word from his own native language. Now that's arrogant.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Does it feature the part where Mr. Duffy corrected Berger not once, but twice on the latter's pronunciation of "smorgasbord"? That was comedy gold. A Dubliner who can't pronounce English words correctly sees fit to correct a Swedish man on the pronunciation of a word from his own native language. Now that's arrogant.

    Is Birger from de Bålieförmet district of Stock Hollum?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,794 ✭✭✭ShamNNspace


    Mad stuff entirely


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Barry Cowen sacked, gnashing of teeth in Midlands.

    Dara Caleary or some geezer in Carl to step in?

    Horse jarveys

    Joe Patterson to walk free after abusing his stepdaughters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    1) Cowner Kerfuffle
    2) Pony connors - his business model has failed
    3) Jonjo Patterson - walks free

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Barry Cowen. Weeping and gnashing of teeth in the midlands.

    Mena Mitty on line 2.

    Sean Kilkenny horse/coconut shell clip from yesterday

    Man will walk free from prison. Daughters he abused will be on to talk about their experiences.

    Edeit: Stepdaughters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,431 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Dara Caleary announced as new minister, Jack Chambers gets to handle the whip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,431 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Reopening the pubs would put this croysis off the headlines and create a new one, lol.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Midlands accents Johw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "...sure Barry said he'd give me a lift home..."

    article-1313358-0B40413A000005DC-287_468x339.jpg

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Did anyone hear de young wan on Sarah McInerney, speaking on behalf of "young people" (15-25) that de gubbermint should be speaking to them about Covid in language they can understand and on platforms they use. Now comes the bit you might typically hear from a Liveline listener - a college student, she said she had to ask her mammy what 2 kilometres is as she is unfamiliar with the concept!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Did anyone hear de young wan on Sarah McInerney, speaking on behalf of "young people" (15-25) that de gubbermint should be speaking to them about Covid in language they can understand and on platforms they use. Now comes the bit you might typically hear from a Liveline listener - a college student, she said she had to ask her mammy what 2 kilometres is as she is unfamiliar with the concept!

    Sit her into the car. Set the trip meter to zero. Drive till it reaches 2.0Km.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    I have a good feeling about today's show.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Sit her into the car. Set the trip meter to zero. Drive till it reaches 2.0Km.

    Unreal, ffs. I was doing aeronautical miles at her age, and not getting onto de radio to my mammy to ask how I get from Weston to Dublin Airport. Is drinking at the beach all some of them are learning now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭dennispenn


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Sit her into the car. Set the trip meter to zero. Drive till it reaches 2.0Km.
    :D:D:D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Did anyone hear de young wan on Sarah McInerney, speaking on behalf of "young people" (15-25) that de gubbermint should be speaking to them about Covid in language they can understand and on platforms they use. Now comes the bit you might typically hear from a Liveline listener - a college student, she said she had to ask her mammy what 2 kilometres is as she is unfamiliar with the concept!

    I despair. They must be putting something in the water :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Barry Cowen all upset because the decision to dump him has seriously affected his ability to draw a Ministerial Pension.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Sit her into the car. Set the trip meter to zero. Drive till it reaches 2.0Km.

    Tie her to the rear bumper, set the trip meter to zero, then drive the 2 km.

    Then she might remember the lesson


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