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What are your chances .....

  • 30-05-2008 8:56am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭


    chances.jpg

    What to know what your chances of survival are? This quiz is kinda cool but make sure you answer honestly.

    My chances are 49% ...... oh well.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Do you have a link ? That just seems to take me through to a banner image ?

    EDIT - Wait its okay, I found it
    http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

    62% chance of survival here
    My lack of knowledge with guns caused a big drop in my chances


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    75% apparently. I knew keeping swords around the place was a good idea, and not a health and safety risk like some people around here have been saying!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,620 ✭✭✭Roen


    61%, Gah. I couldn't begin to tell you how wrong that is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,560 ✭✭✭✭Kess73


    69%. Hmmm not too bad, but need a 100% rating when the zombies hit for real. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    48%. Not too bad. My cowardice appears to be my undoing...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    holy **** 37% I'm doomed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    56%

    me fanny!

    sure its biased against non-americans anyway

    course they'll all die


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I think people who think their score is on the low side and blame the test are fooling themselves. REALITY CHECK PEOPLE!!! Get yourselves ready.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    I think i got about 55% when i did it, but i dont trust it. Its a tool of the governments to make us feel more secure. I've read my survival books, and i leave near a DIY and food packaging plant, as well as having an off-road bike, so i think i'll be ok. Anyone tries to steal my stuff gets an arm chopped off though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,668 ✭✭✭String


    65%


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    58% at least now i know not to go to the police station...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    55%..I now know that if a loved one becomes zombafied I gotta put a cap in their ass straight away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    You Have a 70% Chance of Survival!

    Indeed I do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    51%

    I'm quite impressed with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭Musashi


    82%, must try harder! Guns and knives are cool, not just when Zombies rise!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,441 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    47% well if that's the way it is that's the way it is, i'll go down taking as many with me(Zombies or humans)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,930 ✭✭✭Martron


    i only got 55% . damned loved ones always hold a hero back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 374 ✭✭IceHawk


    55%. That's almost ten percent higher than my chances of failing my driving test, and I managed that, so I reckon I'll be fine...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    52%

    Not bad. My love for me mammy is whats holding me back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 408 ✭✭tiny-nioclas


    83% of zombie survival...... score! although one guy i would definately have with me is Musashi, with him around my rate would go up a good 10% i reckon, that would give us around ten guns between us haha!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    63%. meh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,072 ✭✭✭✭Grizzly 45


    81 %. Got to give up the beer.So its, Mushai,Tiny-N and me then.
    Peace thru superior firepower!

    "If you want to keep someone away from your house, Just fire the shotgun through the door."

    Vice President [and former lawyer] Joe Biden Field& Stream Magazine interview Feb 2013 "



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    SDooM wrote: »
    75% apparently. I knew keeping swords around the place was a good idea, and not a health and safety risk like some people around here have been saying!

    QFT

    71%
    Hurray for my being a bit... um... strange....:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭Xcom2


    70%

    being out of shape knocks down my score.


  • Registered Users Posts: 589 ✭✭✭irish_boy90


    51% meh as long as i can kill as many as i can i will be happy i did my part.

    I can also beat 29 five years olds in a fight.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭Annatar


    Well well....
    You Have a 70% Chance of Survival!

    I asume we can swap walmart for any hardware store..?


    (on a slightly different thing... You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

    I ROCK!!!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    35%

    i fail....:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    You Have a 72% Chance of Survival!
    Bring it on!
    I have a gorrila bar (bigger that your average crowbar)
    A hunting dagger and a few knives
    A shotgun
    and a longbow

    Plus lidl is only down the road so i can stock up on supplies on the cheap!
    Sucesss!:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    I answered as honestly as I could, I didn't think I'd do as good, 67%.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭LovelyTom


    I got 65%... not too bad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭dogmatix


    42%. I'm screwed. Knew I should have never left the boy scouts when I was a nipper - I could have learned so much.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    35%?!
    Thats a big pile of drain hair.
    I'd give myself 50/50 at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    63%. Must get fit. And must learn to handle a gun. Though the rest of my weapons don't need re-loading......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 474 ✭✭john concannon


    58%.I guess I could go all suicide bomber on their bitch ass hoes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    49% as well. My Dad has a double barrel shotgun and a rifle and my brother has an ammunition room (he is a licensed distributor). /me wanders home to raid gun cabinet and ammo room


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    82% thanks to my heartless sense of self preservation, shotgun and toolshed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Completely honest and 54% chance of survival. Seems knowing how to use a gun but not owning one isn't that beneficial. And wanting to help my mammy! They don't take into account that my Dad is quite good with a gun though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭MikeHoncho


    Also 54%. It appears I have the right attitude to Zombie survival but lack some of the skills needed. To the shooting forum!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    So anyone else with a high score thinking of hanging around one of those with a low score for their protection
    more like let the zombies be distracted by the easy meal while we GTFO:D
    ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭KhuntChops


    39%.... Now to find a mens who did very good and stick by them to keep me alive :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭elven


    Oh dear. 19%. Looks like I'm one of the first dead whether I like it or not then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    elven wrote: »
    Oh dear. 19%. Looks like I'm one of the first dead whether I like it or not then...

    Well you might live a bit longer if you wouldn't insist on stopping to take pictures as they close in. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Hmmm, I got 70 something in that one, but there's another one that's a bit more based on the Zombie Survival guide where I got 90 something. Bam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭elven


    farohar wrote: »
    Well you might live a bit longer if you wouldn't insist on stopping to take pictures as they close in. :p

    But i do macro, not wide angle!!!

    Oh hang on, wrong forum...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭rferguson


    84% BOOYA!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 Higgins113


    53% :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,657 ✭✭✭trishw78


    46% it appears I'm heartless, but I need to learn to make explosives


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭quoteunquote


    45%...my tendency to try find my loved ones brought me down...the survey obviously didn't consider that my loved one could be a bodybuilder with a stockpile of weaponary and supplies. :)


  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Einstein wrote: »
    35%

    i fail....:(


    Same. Being fat and not knowing how to use a gun brought me down :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    78%! Bring it ****ing on, ****ers!


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