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WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

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  • #2402
    New Home
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    Look, he's standing on his own two legs and not a scratch on him. Definitely lucky, in my book. The chap driving, on the other hand, either took a turn or something malfunctioned in the minivan, it was still accelerating after it crashed.


  • #2403
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    Look, he's standing on his own two legs and not a scratch on him. Definitely lucky, in my book. The chap driving, on the other hand, either took a turn or something malfunctioned in the minivan, it was still accelerating after it crashed.
    There has been a worrying increase in these types of crashes where the "drive by wire" accelerator goes to state "1" full power and the driver having no control at all.


  • #2404
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,026 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Look up "cruise control faults"... you'll never, ever, ever use it again.


  • #2405
    bladespin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,368 ✭✭✭bladespin


    New Home wrote: »
    Look up "cruise control faults"... you'll never, ever, ever use it again.

    Esp dodgy in an automatic.
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  • #2406
    Higgins5473
    Registered Users Posts: 1,383 ✭✭✭Higgins5473


    New Home wrote: »
    Look up "cruise control faults"... you'll never, ever, ever use it again.

    Used it once about 15 years ago on a wet motorway. Lost control of the car and ended up spinning 90 degrees spread across the two lanes. At a busy time of day somehow there were no cars coming towards me. Never used it since and never will. I subsequently found out it is not advisable to use cruise control on wet roads. Car was aquaplaning and wheels looking for traction with the cruise control going into overdrive. My fault but surely there are so many warnings features in cars there be something standard in all cars about wet condition caution.


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  • #2407
    mr_fegelien
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭mr_fegelien


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  • #2408
    New Home
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    Higgins5473 wrote: »
    Used it once about 15 years ago on a wet motorway. Lost control of the car and ended up spinning 90 degrees spread across the two lanes. At a busy time of day somehow there were no cars coming towards me. Never used it since and never will. I subsequently found out it is not advisable to use cruise control on wet roads. Car was aquaplaning and wheels looking for traction with the cruise control going into overdrive. My fault but surely there are so many warnings features in cars there be something standard in all cars about wet condition caution.


    Then there's the part when they get stuck, you can't switch them off and you can't brake... there have been lots of cases (especially in the Middle East), but one of those that struck me the most was the story of a poor man in the UK who died when his car wouldn't stop and ended up under a lorry - he was decapitated.


  • #2409
    snow scorpion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭snow scorpion


    "That's a twenty-footer!"

    "Twenty-five. Three tons of him."

    I'm not even going to guess at the size of the bird.

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1278859871471808512


  • #2410
    New Home
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    Yeah, I don't think so. While very impressive, I doubt that shark is bigger than 5ft. Unless they were talking about the eagle's wingspan.


  • #2411
    Captain_Crash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Captain_Crash


    New Home wrote: »
    Yeah, I don't think so. While very impressive, I doubt that shark is bigger than 5ft. Unless they were talkjng about the eagle's wingspan.

    It ain’t even a shark..... it’s a mackerel


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  • #2412
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,603 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    Captain_Crash wrote: »
    It ain’t even a shark..... it’s a mackerel

    And the bird is an osprey. Which grow to 6ft wingspan.
    No idea where there the 25ft cam from


  • #2413
    Gaoth Laidir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,219 ✭✭✭Gaoth Laidir


    Mellor wrote: »
    And the bird is an osprey. Which grow to 6ft wingspan.
    No idea where there the 25ft cam from

    It's a quote from Jaws.



  • #2414
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Mw8r5gW8E


  • #2415
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    Whatever about the video, the music is sh1te.


  • #2416
    snow scorpion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭snow scorpion


    Gaoth Laidir wrote: »
    It's a quote from Jaws.


    Thank you, Gaoth Laidir.

    There are people in the world who haven't seen Jaws yet? 😲


  • #2417
    New Home
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    I watched it back in the late '70s/ early '80s, what would make you think I'd remember all the lines?


  • #2418
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    I watched it back in the late '70s/ early '80s, what would make you think I'd remember all the lines?
    Well apart from "we're gonna need a bigger boat!" I can't remember any of the dialogue.


  • #2419
    Mr Crispy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,001 ✭✭✭Mr Crispy


    This was no boating accident!


  • #2420
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,227 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    That's some bad hat, Harry.


  • #2421
    New Home
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  • #2422
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #2423
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #2424
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,603 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    Gaoth Laidir wrote: »
    It's a quote from Jaws.


    Funnily enough it reminded me of the shark size in jaws. I just didn’t recognise it as a direct quote.


  • #2425
    snow scorpion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭snow scorpion


    The NY Times might want to put some ice on that burn.

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  • #2426
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    ^^^^^
    I wouldnt hold my breath

    Only last week they came with this one

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    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbhnqPjWkAcPD6C.jpg


  • #2427
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


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  • #2428
    New Home
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    That'd be a good one for the maps thread in AH.

    Very sobering.


  • #2429
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,998 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    New Home wrote: »
    That'd be a good one for the maps thread in AH.

    Very sobering.

    That must be the opioid crisis then.


  • #2430
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    It's done by U.S county. If you look at the worst counties on the 1999 map in the mid-west, they are almost all exclusively counties with large native american reservations. Sad to see.


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  • #2431
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    There's another possibility, they only started to be documented as overdose from 2014 and onwards likely being documented as accidental suicide.


  • #2432
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    If you believe in angels this would have been a time when this kid was listening to his and more than once.

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    https://i.imgur.com/ppANIlG.mp4


    :eek:


  • #2433
    daheff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,904 ✭✭✭daheff


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well apart from "we're gonna need a bigger boat!" I can't remember any of the dialogue.

    surely you remember the classic line "aarrrgghh" as the victim gets bitten?? :eek:


  • #2434
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    From one set of jaws to another!

    https://www.facebook.com/100015431917177/videos/803963070128083/


  • #2435
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,608 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    https://twitter.com/JonBall/status/1279827561628000257?s=19


  • #2436
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Several near misses there, especially the two who would have been where it landed a second later.
    Traffic lights almost certainly saved lives there.


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  • #2437
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,674 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1280180998463016964
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  • #2438
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    2024 election he's running for


  • #2439
    Capt'n Midnight
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    iLikeWaffles wrote: »
    2024 election he's running for
    Nah, he's just a self publicist.

    Too late to register in a good few states so it's total BS and he's (pretending?) to be a buddy of Trump

    A timesink, an oxygen thief.


  • #2440
    bladespin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,368 ✭✭✭bladespin


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Nah, he's just a self publicist.

    Too late to register in a good few states so it's total BS and he's (pretending?) to be a buddy of Trump

    A timesink, an oxygen thief.

    Probably win so, it's been done before...
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  • #2441
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Nah, he's just a self publicist.

    Too late to register in a good few states so it's total BS and he's (pretending?) to be a buddy of Trump

    A timesink, an oxygen thief.

    He can still get on the ballot as far as I'm aware. But he'll have to move fast.

    And considering Tump had zero chance of being elected as President, nothing would surprise me over there.


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  • #2442
    Buford T. Justice XIX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    He can still get on the ballot as far as I'm aware. But he'll have to move fast.

    And considering Tump had zero chance of being elected as President, nothing would surprise me over there.

    If voters wish to, they can write in a candidate they wish to vote for and that candidates vote will be counted for him/her.

    I'm not sure it's available in all states though.


  • #2443
    Captain_Crash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Captain_Crash


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    He can still get on the ballot as far as I'm aware. But he'll have to move fast.

    And considering Tump had zero chance of being elected as President, nothing would surprise me over there.


    He's too late to be on the ballot in 20ish states. Basically, he has absolutely no chance. The game here is to take as many votes off Biden as possible.


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  • #2445
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #2446
    Sugarlumps
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    [mod]NO![/mod]


  • #2447
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    Very niche
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  • #2448
    KevRossi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    ^

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  • #2449
    s1ippy
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts1M_ef7B1o


    Attached picture relevant


  • #2450
    Capt'n Midnight
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  • #2451
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    That colour scheme is just as bad


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