Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

Jeans that start to slip down a few weeks after buying them, so that I constantly need to keep hitching them up.

New Home wrote: »

You've two options: embrace the builder's bum revolution, or... put. on. a. belt.

This helpful hint was brought to you by the TA fairy.

I always wear a belt NH, I assumed that went without saying! Can't tighten it any further without doing myself permanent damage. That's what really TAs me about this problem.

I would love to wear braces again, but unfortunately Mrs Ragnar has threatened me with physical violence if I go down this road

So, builder's bum it appears is my only option. Embrace the builder within.

People's open misuse of disabled parking spaces.

I am currently sitting in a car park in a very busy retail park.

Over the last 30 mins, I would guess I have seen at least a dozen people come and go from disabled spaces with F all wrong with them. More mobile than myself!

I find this a hateful personality trait, than a trivial annoyance.

I know it's miserable weather, but I will murder the next person who says "It's freezing!". No it's bloody not!

I’ve just watched an Instagram video of someone asking a few girls to be her bridesmaids in the most elaborate way, complete with balloons, confetti, a box with your name emblazoned across which when you open reveales the surprise and asks the question, will you be my bridesmaid? All filmed for the gram of course with sentimental music and the like.
When I was one I got a text from my sister saying “will you be a bridie” to which I responded “yeah”.
Are people gone daft? Could ya be arsed like. The way its gone is like a proposal all over again

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Similar to this the fecker who parked so close to me in the Ilac on saturday that i couldn't open my door far enough to get in. i had to climb in over the passenger seat. I somehow managed to restrain myself from accidentally banging his 182 motor.

I was driving around Blanch centre for 20 minutes late one Saturday afternoon trying to get parking, some **** nugget had parked over their white line and even over the one for the empty spot.

It was really really tight bit I manged to park in it so I left about 1mm on their driver side leaving myself about 3 inches on my side to get out of car. When I got back 20 minutes later they were gone and had the neck to leave me a note saying "next time leave a tin opener so I can get into my car". It was clearly my fault they couldnt get into their car.

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

I was at a gig recently where there was none of this separate queue thing, but I had to clean it everytime. TA that men still seem to need potty training.

I worked in a pub and the worst toilets to clean were ALWAYS the womens

1. When the yolk breaks after cracking the shell for making a fried egg.

2. When someone makes you a cup of coffee and for some strange reason only fills the cup half way.

Shemale wrote: »

I worked in a pub and the worst toilets to clean were ALWAYS the womens

Can confirm this too, I spent 8-9 years working in pubs, and the ladies were always the messiest. The mens, it was just wet in places...but women had loo roll everywhere, some tried to hide their naggins and then the makeup...iv'e seen landfills that are cleaner...

Then again, I may have worked in some dives....

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

toilets...hide naggins...probably best if i dont think any more about that.

Trust me, it really is for the best that you don't think any more about it.
I still have nightmares :pac::pac:

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Adults who play down/hide there privileged upbringing to make them seem more down to Earth.
An example be somebodies who parents had very good jobs, they went to fee paying schools,had college paid for them,several holidays growing up, etc. However they'd lead you to believe they had nothing because they are from a city.

I had a feminist berate me for being priviliged, I said why do you think I am priviliged, it was because I am a white male.

After explaining I(only boy in family) went to community school while all my sisters went to private school, they earn more money than me.

I dug into her background, she was privately educated and she was a director of the family company. FML!!

When someone asks me something and pretty clearly has no clue, and then says they "thought so"

They: "How do I do X?"

Me: "Do this"

They: "That's what I thought"

Me thinking "No you didn't you fecking bozo"

There is a tiny slither of light coming through the bottom of the closed blind and is directly in my eye line but between being boxed in with cushions and the dog lying on me I’m too lazy to fix it. Thankfully I remembered I had sunglasses on my head :cool:

biko wrote: »

When someone asks me something and pretty clearly has no clue, and then says they "thought so"

They: "How do I do X?"

Me: "Do this"

They: "That's what I thought"

Me thinking "No you didn't you fecking bozo"

Or the ****ers that ask you how to do something and then say "do you not do it this way".

I tend to go if you know how to do it why are you wasting my time

freshpopcorn wrote: »

People who think they are indispensable!

As my Da always says, there are plenty of people in the graveyard who thought they were indispensable

TA that someone I know keeps referring to my Filipino friend as “the Chinese one” when I bring her up in conversation. When I correct him he just goes “ah sure aren’t they all the same”. Eh, no. They’re not

TA that I’m full of TA’s lately.

Got the PFO from that job yesterday

Being asked in an aggressive tone by an employee of a well known diy chain to MOVE as he couldn't get the trolley with well dressed madam's expensive purchases past me because of some very light and portable display baskets on the other side of the wide enough space.

Rocket. I fcuking hate Rocket. Every sandwich place in Dublin seems to stuff it into their sandwiches. Fcuk you rocket, you're not a real lettuce.