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I Killed Him ........

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    #62
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Like a baby .......... as usual :)

    So you woke up crying several times and pissed yourself twice.


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    #63
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Not A Living Thing
    I wouldn't kill bees, they're doing no harm, or spiders. Always good to have a spider around, he'll take care of a lot of the other creepy crawlies for you :)


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    #64
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I would never kill a bee. I usually just trap them in a jamjar and release them outside. I tried the same thing with a dog once but unfortunately, during the melee, it perished.


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    #65
    Bongalongherb
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    Sydney Itchy Grocer wrote: »
    I would never kill a bee. I usually just trap them in a jamjar and release them outside. I tried the same thing with a dog once but unfortunately, during the melee, it perished.

    Ease off the whacky backy Sydney Itchy Grocer ;)


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    #66
    The_Valeyard
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    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Do not kill bees, we need the lil feckers to help the human race survive.


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    #67
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Cannot stand whiney princess women with no fcuking backbone, terrified of bloody insects.
    Get over yourself and stop being all damsel-in-distress.
    A bee isn't going to kill you.
    Bees are actually necessary. Tell your wife to man up.


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    #68
    Faith+1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    11 people like to kill bees. FFS!


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    #69
    catallus
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    Not A Living Thing
    16 want to kill spiders :(


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    #70
    Mehaffey1
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    Not A Living Thing
    Wouldn't have a problem killing most creepy crawleys/bees or problem animals. Wasn't sure about wild cats but we have possums living in the back garden and attack and wouldn't hesitate to take them out very freaky animals when they're in heat and howling.


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    #71
    the_monkey
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    Mice
    I generally have the philosophy with insects and flies/bees - don´t annoy me I won't annoy you - except cockroaches and wasps ... those f*ckers DIE!!!!!


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    #72
    Tony Beetroot
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    Tell your wife to man up.

    She needs to get hard.


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    #73
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    bees are class. my uncle used to keep bees and in the summer they would chill out in the wet area near the garden tap, i used to stroke their backs and they never bat an eyelid, love them!

    spiders though, just kill every last one of the cnuts and let me live a peaceful life :(


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    #74
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    rubadub wrote: »
    You forgot burglars & bike thieves...

    Well that goes without saying ......... sure who would complain about a burglar having a little "accident"? ;)


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    #75
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    No mosquitoes on the poll :mad:

    They're covered by "General Creepy Crawlies" ........ even though they fly!


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    #76
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    So you woke up crying several times and pissed yourself twice.

    Before anybody else posts this joke (again!) please read the thread, it's been done to death :cool:


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    #77
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Well that goes without saying ......... sure who would complain about a burglar having a little "accident"? ;)
    Bad enough they steal your stuff but pissing on the rug is a step too far.


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    #78
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    fussyonion wrote: »
    Cannot stand whiney princess women with no fcuking backbone, terrified of bloody insects.
    Get over yourself and stop being all damsel-in-distress.
    A bee isn't going to kill you.
    Bees are actually necessary. Tell your wife to man up.

    Actually she is highly allergic to bee stings and could, in theory, die from just one sting so ........


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    #79
    Bongalongherb
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    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Actually she is highly allergic to bee stings and could, in theory, die from just one sting so ........

    Ah give her a peanut ffs.


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    #80
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:


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    #81
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    A big roundly fat bee having to struggle and flap its wings at close to the speed of light to move around and pollinate for your benefit in future food production is a dedicated project from the bee. Give the little guys some respect you uneducated Neanderthals.

    A bee won't sting you unless it is on your arm/hand or leg and pressure is put on the bee, then it will sting and die. Would you use your only once-off weapon just for the buzz ? of course not. Don't forget folks as we are probably coming into summer now 'I think' give a tired bee watered sugar, let it pollinate and continue to go about its business to make all the richness of food-stuffs we enjoy each day.

    Or kill them and make your food sh!te.

    Talking about buzzing........... Where did that pollinated bud go.
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now!

    You're just saying that to add effect to a dying thread.


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    #82
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    A big roundly fat bee having to struggle and flap its wings at close to the speed of light to move around and pollinate for your benefit in future food production is a dedicated project from the bee. Give the little guys some respect you uneducated Neanderthals.

    A bee won't sting you unless it is on your arm/hand or leg and pressure is put on the bee, then it will sting and die. Would you use your only once-off weapon just for the buzz ? of course not. Don't forget folks as we are probably coming into summer now 'I think' give a tired bee watered sugar, let it pollinate and continue to go about its business to make all the richness of food-stuffs we enjoy each day.

    Or kill them and make your food sh!te.

    Talking about buzzing........... Where did that pollinated bud go.



    You're just saying that to add effect to a dying thread.

    Maybe I should tie a thread around a dying bee? :)


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    #83
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:

    I wish I was as cool as you.


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    #84
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Not A Living Thing
    Killing bees? So OP is literally a buzzkill.

    :) See what I did there? Do u get it?

    Buzz kill, because bees buzz and he killed the bee.


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    #85
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    I wish I was as cool as you.

    Never gonna happen :cool:


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    #86
    Gamer Bhoy 89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,613 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Oh god, rodents. Anything that size with 4 legs and a slimy tail... ewwww!!!!!


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    #87
    Melisandre121
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭Melisandre121


    No flies on you OP, eh? EH??




    ... I'll let myself out


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    #88
    Totofan99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭Totofan99


    Melisandre121 wrote: »
    No flies on you OP, eh? EH??




    ... I'll let myself out

    And if there are, they're paying rent!!





    .... I'll join you.


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    #89
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:

    Cereal Killer (Does Cereal need Pollination) ! ! !


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    #90
    Knit wit
    Registered Users Posts: 285 ✭✭Knit wit


    Blue bottles ... I hate them ... Kill them all!


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    #91
    Bongalongherb
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    Knit wit wrote: »
    Blue bottles ... I hate them ... Kill them all!

    I caught this little feller here in the garden an hour ago just for you. It is gorging on a snail I think... Enjoy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YVtYAqVU4k


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