I Killed Him ........

MadDog76

So my wife just lets out an almighty scream from the kitchen, I go running in and there's a bee flying around (she's terrified of bees) and she tells me to "get him out!" ......... so I killed him.
She flips out, she's had a go at me before for killing spiders/mice etc. ......... what is it with this new attitude of not killing vermin and creepy crawlies?
They're an uninvited and unwanted "guest" who'd kill YOU without a moments hesitation if they could!

Steven81

Hope you sleep well tonight

Chucken

Ya, I was killed by a mouse once. Then a bee came and murdered me stone dead

MadDog76

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Steven81 wrote: »

Hope you sleep well tonight

Like a baby .......... as usual

blinding

Was the murder necessary ?

Could the murder have been avoided ?

Pat Mustard

Tell her to buzz off

MadDog76

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blinding wrote: »

Was the murder necessary ?

Could the murder have been avoided ?

No

Yes

Bongalongherb

MadDog76 wrote: »

So my wife just lets out an almighty scream from the kitchen, I go running in and there's a bee flying around (she's terrified of bees) and she tells me to "get him out!" ......... so I killed him.
She flips out, she's had a go at me before for killing spiders/mice etc. ......... what is it with this new attitude of not killing vermin and creepy crawlies?
They're an uninvited and unwanted "guest" who'd kill YOU without a moments hesitation if they could!

You wouldn't be able to eat all the nice food if everyone killed-off the bee. If it wasn't for bees your food would be sh!te.

MadDog76

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Bongalongherb wrote: »

You wouldn't be able to eat all the nice food if everyone killed-off the bee. If it wasn't for bees your food would be sh!te.

My food is already sh!te ....... dog food, yuck!

kfallon

MadDog76 wrote: »

Like a baby .......... as usual

In a nappy and you'll piss yourself?

MadDog76

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kfallon wrote: »

In a nappy and you'll piss yourself?

Only if I've had a few too many pints!

darkpagandeath

blinding wrote: »

Was the murder necessary ?

Could the murder have been avoided ?

You can only murder another human being.

Not A Living Thing

What kind of bees make milk?


Boo-bees.

LDN_Irish

Chucken wrote: »

Ya, I was killed by a mouse once. Then a bee came and murdered me stone dead

And now you're back to tell your story to Heat magazine?

Shock Value: 11

Heat Exclusive (little TM)

The Backwards Man

Not A Living Thing

No time for anyone that kills bees, bees are the most beautiful, useful and important of all insects. Bumblebees even more so.

I was strimming earlier and there was a bumblebee in my path, so I waited a while for him to buzz away, but he wouldn't. So I shooed him away, and not two seconds later a stone flew up from the strimmer and went through the back window of the Caddy and out the front winsdcreen, leaving both in smithereens.

And I only shooed the bee away, imagine what will happen to you.

blinding

darkpagandeath wrote: »

You can only murder another human being.

If you are a bee and you have been murdered then ………

and perhaps an unnecessary murder to boot

Its certainly worth pondering

Had the murderer done in a dog or a cat for being a nuisance ; What then ?

darkpagandeath

blinding wrote: »

If you are a bee and you have been murdered then ………

and perhaps an unnecessary murder to boot

Its certainly worth pondering

Had the murderer done in a dog or a cat for being a nuisance ; What then ?

It's not murder, I would be under Animal cruelty and not murder. Murder is defined as a Human being killing another Human being.

MadDog76

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The Backwards Man wrote: »

No time for anyone that kills bees, bees are the most beautiful, useful and important of all insects. Bumblebees even more so.

I was strimming earlier and there was a bumblebee in my path, so I waited a while for him to buzz away, but he wouldn't. So I shooed him away, and not two seconds later a stone flew up from the strimmer and went through the back window of the Caddy and out the front winsdcreen, leaving both in smithereens.

And I only shooed the bee away, imagine what will happen to you.

So what's the story behind your username? :rolleyes:

HIB

MadDog76 wrote: »

So what's the story behind your username? :rolleyes:

When we were small, my brother used to tell me that 'some Indian religion' believed that if you killed something, you'd come back as it in the next life and be killed yourself. I reckon it'll take me at least a year of afterlife to climb any higher than an insect, then its onto rabbits for a while, then a dog, a cat, something that I think was a stoat, and I'm free!!!!

Timberrrrrrrr

MadDog76 wrote: »

Like a baby .......... as usual

Soooooo

Waking up every 4 hours hungry and covered in sh/t?

MadDog76

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Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Soooooo

Waking up every 4 hours hungry and covered in sh/t?

That's what 12 pints of Guinness does to me!

Bongalongherb

Don't forget what to do folks when you see a bee on the ground that cannot fly. Water down a small bit of sugar with water and pour it in front of the bee and after 10 minutes it will regain the energy to fly-off. We need more bees.

mg1982

Killing Bees comes with a heavy price. Life in prison without parole + Hard labour. And then when you die 1000 years in purgatory.

MadDog76

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HIB wrote: »

When we were small, my brother used to tell me that 'some Indian religion' believed that if you killed something, you'd come back as it in the next life and be killed yourself. I reckon it'll take me at least a year of afterlife to climb any higher than an insect, then its onto rabbits for a while, then a dog, a cat, something that I think was a stoat, and I'm free!!!!

So ......... what will Lee Harvey Oswald come back as?

MadDog76

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Bongalongherb wrote: »

Don't forget what to do folks when you see a bee on the ground that cannot fly. Water down a small bit of sugar with water and pour it in front of the bee and after 10 minutes it will regain the energy to fly-off. We need more bees.

.......... and sting some poor unsuspecting innocent child!

Can I use bleach instead?

pappyodaniel

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Kill away, that's what we grew up doing in my house and ill continue to do as an adult.

I remember a couple of years ago I was at a house party with some friends, being the only smoker there I went out on the balcony and was enjoying myself to a cigarette. 5 minutes passed and the door opened, one of my friends stuck his head out and chucked a spider on the ground that he must have scooped up onto a magazine. Automatically I stuck my boot out and crushed the evil spider.

Supposedly as soon as I went out for my smoke they spotted the spider and spent a good 5 minutes carefully collecting him safely and ejecting him from the party. In one movement I had killed the 8 legged freak. People were aghast at how cold I had been, and for the rest of the party I was the asshole spider murderer.

If you love spiders so much just leave them in your house and get on with it.

biko

Not A Living Thing

Don't kill bees, they are fecking important little guys.

darkpagandeath

biko wrote: »

Don't kill bees, they are fecking important little guys.

Are not most things people think are bees not they are types of Wasp ?

I think wasps are evil nasty little fcukers and I'd still shoo them rather than kill them

No point going around killing things for no reason

Bongalongherb

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Kill away, that's what we grew up doing in my house and ill continue to do as an adult.

I remember a couple of years ago I was at a house party with some friends, being the only smoker there I went out on the balcony and was enjoying myself to a cigarette. 5 minutes passed and the door opened, one of my friends stuck his head out and chucked a spider on the ground that he must have scooped up onto a magazine. Automatically I stuck my boot out and crushed the evil spider.

Supposedly as soon as I went out for my smoke they spotted the spider and spent a good 5 minutes carefully collecting him safely and ejecting him from the party. In one movement I had killed the 8 legged freak. People were aghast at how cold I had been, and for the rest of the party I was the asshole spider murderer.

If you love spiders so much just leave them in your house and get on with it.

Ah spiders, I have a few big-ass ones on the ceiling at the window in my bedroom, they are great for catching mosquito's in their webs. Use the spider for your own purpose, but no point in killing a spider when it can do you a favour getting rid of mosquitoes. Handy little fellers they are.

catallus

Not A Living Thing

Deleted User wrote: »

What kind of bees make milk?


Boo-bees.

:pac: Brilliant

Bongalongherb

bluewolf wrote: »

I think wasps are evil nasty little fcukers and I'd still shoo them rather than kill them

No point going around killing things for no reason

But there's only one problem with that approach bluewolf, as doing this will make them sting a person. The knack is to not sway the arms and hand at them because they are nasty little feckers and will get aggressive and sting.

The thing to do is stay reasonably still and let the wasp check you out even if it gets too close and it will buzz off thereafter. It's the swaying that gets them angry. I've never been stung in my life from either a bee or a wasp.

darkpagandeath

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Ah spiders, I have a few big-ass ones on the ceiling at the window in my bedroom, they are great for catching mosquito's in their webs. Use the spider for your own purpose, but no point in killing a spider when it can you a favour getting rid of mosquitoes. Handy little fellers they are.

Do you not feel them crawling on you're face when you're asleep ?

Bongalongherb

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Do you not feel them crawling on you're face when you're asleep ?

Nope, these are the fat garden variety spiders that can make enormous webs and they only stay up high, they never come lower than one foot from the ceiling. I pick my spiders with pride in the knowledge that they will do the job 100% of killing all mosquitoes.

You need the right spider for a particular job.

Bongalongherb

Bongalongherb wrote: »

But there's only one problem with that approach bluewolf, as doing this will make them sting a person. The knack is to not sway the arms and hand at them because they are nasty little feckers and will get aggressive and sting.

The thing to do is stay reasonably still and let the wasp check you out even if it gets too close and it will buzz off thereafter. It's the swaying that gets them angry. I've never been stung in my life from either a bee or a wasp.

I've had wasps follow me and sting me for absolutely no reason, so now they get shooed with a large object out the window

MadDog76

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Bongalongherb wrote: »

Nope, these are the fat garden variety spiders that can make enormous webs and they only stay up high, they never come lower than one foot from the ceiling. I pick my spiders with pride in the knowledge that they will do the job 100% of killing all mosquitoes.

You need the right spider for a particular job.

Hey!! Why you hate mosquitoes so much!?!! :mad:

Bongalongherb

There is supposed to be a more aggressive kind of wasp genetic mixture moving from africa towards britain and eventually Ireland. Now these ones will chase you and even if you run or hide under water they will hang around till you run out of breath, and then they will possibly kill a person.

The european wasp and the african wasp mix will be a problem. The wasps we have now are nothing compared to this new wasp. coming soon to a county near you.

Bongalongherb

MadDog76 wrote: »

Hey!! Why you hate mosquitoes so much!?!! :mad:

I don't like parasites, do you ?. Bees are extremely important to us, and that is without question. We need plenty of pollination, and the bee is the king.

MadDog76

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Bongalongherb wrote: »

I don't like parasites, do you ?. Bees are extremely important to us, and that is without question. We need plenty of pollination, and the bee is the king.

They ain't pollinating in my house so if they come in they're leaving in a tiny lil pine box ......... or a piece of tissue.

Bongalongherb

MadDog76 wrote: »

They ain't pollinating in my house so if they come in they're leaving in a tiny lil pine box ......... or a piece of tissue.

Catch it in a glass and put it outside, it's not hard work is it. A bee thousands of times smaller than you folk and you are afraid of them lol, makes me laugh MadDog

catallus

Not A Living Thing

There must be like a million bees anyways so who cares?

Bongalongherb

catallus wrote: »

There must be like a million bees anyways so who cares?

If there is only a million bees in Ireland I'd be very worried.

MadDog76

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Bongalongherb wrote: »

Catch it in a glass and put it outside, it's not hard work is it. A bee thousands of times smaller than you folk and you are afraid of them lol, makes me laugh MadDog

I didn't kill him because I'm afraid of bees!

I killed him because I hate bees :cool:

catallus

Not A Living Thing

Bongalongherb wrote: »

If there is only a million bees in Ireland I'd be very worried.

Whatever, a billion, then.

One bee isn't going to cause an eco-collapse, no matter what the fear-mongering alarmists say!

MadDog76

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catallus wrote: »

There must be like a million bees anyways so who cares?

Bongalongherb wrote: »

If there is only a million bees in Ireland I'd be very worried.

Minus one ......... you're welcome

Turtyturd

What's up...............................................................................with this?

Bongalongherb

A bit of extra education should help you folk out. Educate yourselves about pollination and its effects, it's all free.

RonanP77

darkpagandeath wrote:

Are not most things people think are bees not they are types of Wasp ?

Is that in English?

I like bees, they're very useful and have no intention of stinging you. Wasps are assholes but bees are different. The numbers are coming back slowly but bee numbers were in serious decline over the last few years.

I'd be worried if they all vanished because I'd be a lot less likely to have fruit growing on my trees.

deise08

I can't believe you actually killed a bee!!
I hate lots of things but i don't go around killing them!

The world and i just shed a tear for your soul.

MadDog76

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deise08 wrote: »

I can't believe you actually killed a bee!!
I hate lots of things but i don't go around killing them!

The world and i just shed a tear for your soul.

Jaysus!!!!

Bongalongherb

Hey, people, leave those bees alone.

All and all you're just an-other prick in the world.

Pink flied.