Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

SusieBlue · 09-10-2019 4:06pm

She's absolutely right that Bus Eireann doesn't allow pets on busses.
But that isn't a legitimate excuse for leaving her dog alone in a cramped apartment for 2 nights while she swanned away for the weekend.

A responsible pet owner would just stay at home if they had no one to mind their dog. She seems to think the fact that animals are banned from busses is a valid excuse for effectively abandoning the dog. How about just don't go away if you can't afford a kennel and can't get anyone to mind them?

I'm glad the Gardaí seem to be taking it seriously, at least. Normally they don't give a monkeys about animal welfare complaints.

Daithi101 · 09-10-2019 4:51pm

764dak wrote:

They refuse to see the number on the scale because it triggers them.

Sure they have nothing to worry about their fat will be blocking it anyhow.

Hotblack Desiato · 09-10-2019 7:13pm

I've not been weighed in a clinical scenario in this country

but the American doctors' scales you see on TV usually have weights / a display at around waist height on the front. Easy to "do a Homer" and have the flab rest on it

SusieBlue · 10-10-2019 7:31pm

Total ****IN CHEEK OF PEOPLE AND YE EXPECTED ME TO GET A DOG LICENSE WITHIN THE 1ST MONTH OF HAVING HER WHEN I HAD TO SPEND 360 EURO IN 2 MONTHS ALL ON A DOG NEVERMIND THEN GETTING WHATEVER SHOPPING I ****IN NEEDED FOR MYSELF I ACTUALLY PUT MY DOG BEFORE ME HERE I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR FOR 360 EURO I COULD HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER TV OR XBOX ONE OR PLAYSTATION FOR THE MONEY I SPENT ALL ONY DOG FOR 2 MONTHS AND I DO NOT WORK YET EITHER !!!!

- My last dog lady update for awhile I swear, that one was just too funny not to post :pac:

ohindeed! · 10-10-2019 7:57pm

"She told me everyone in the estate was afraid to stand up to me and that she was going to be 'THE ONE' TO 'PUT ME BACK IN MY BOX". She continued on with "HOW DARE I GO AROUND ATTACKING PEOPLE IN THE ESTATE OVER DOG SH*T" AND " HOW DARE I GO OVER TO HER HOME ROARING AND SCREAMING AND ABUSING HER HUSBAND" to which I replied I never did & told her I was to go straight over to her husband right now & clear my name as I did no such thing...I turned around and YES, I struck her back. "

Paddy Cow · 10-10-2019 11:18pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

Total ****IN CHEEK OF PEOPLE AND YE EXPECTED ME TO GET A DOG LICENSE WITHIN THE 1ST MONTH OF HAVING HER WHEN I HAD TO SPEND 360 EURO IN 2 MONTHS ALL ON A DOG NEVERMIND THEN GETTING WHATEVER SHOPPING I ****IN NEEDED FOR MYSELF I ACTUALLY PUT MY DOG BEFORE ME HERE I COULD HAVE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR FOR 360 EURO I COULD HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER TV OR XBOX ONE OR PLAYSTATION FOR THE MONEY I SPENT ALL ONY DOG FOR 2 MONTHS AND I DO NOT WORK YET EITHER !!!!

- My last dog lady update for awhile I swear, that one was just too funny not to post :pac:

What kind of a car was she planning on buying for 360?

Don't stop posting Susie. It's like a soap. I know it's bullsh!t but I'm addicted to the drama now

ohindeed! · 10-10-2019 11:27pm

same person who assaulted her neighbour over dog **** - "Who remembers.... had a Vigilante group back in the early 90's ?? Anyone who want to form a new 2016 version of the group or have any other ideas to protect our homes/estate?? If no one replies, I'll just assume your just gonna & wait for your home to be next ......"

Later feigned 'mental illness' for assaulting her neighbour over an argument on facebook over dog ****!!!!

secondrowgal · 11-10-2019 3:32am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

What kind of a car was she planning on buying for 360?

Don't stop posting Susie. It's like a soap. I know it's bullsh!t but I'm addicted to the drama now

I second that emotion

Ever since fussyonion either gave up Facebook or gave up on us (come back fussy), this thread has been lacking some serious serial ****ery. Thank you for taking up the slack and keep up the good work!

corner of hells · 11-10-2019 10:57am

"Last day of torcher"

She's off for the weekend or maybe finished torching stuff.

Sadb · 12-10-2019 11:37am

“**** two days off facebook I'm sure I got withdrawls an all phone broke forgot my password my heart I wood have been demented loosing all my precious stuff off my page god wen I logged in All I seen Is my beautiful niece ........... all over here me poor baby that had to leave work with panic attacks today thinking everyone was staring at her my heart is broken over her poor child she still a child in my eyes Dr like my daughters lousy I tell ya to get that over a man the men den gets **** all a pat on the back make ur blood ****in boil I no my niece prob ****in take this down she sick of it all but im saying truth wat happens to the ****in men wen all this is going on na ............ come back off Facebook b4 u say any more ****in raging I tell ya it's me lookin at my niece since Sunday every day and I'm ****ing fumin and smart status going up den ****m animals not even an apology tried to justify der actions by saying it was over a ****in boy so if someone meets an ex of theres they will smash der heads in don't make me ****in gawk the lot of ye all innocent virgins that never done any wrong in ur lives the second video is so disturbing I can't even post it but radio stations got it so they no wat happened ****in animals not one but 3 on 1 taking turns to destroy my girl na she gorgeous runs in family tag teamin my niece the lot of ye by God I had fights in my day but one on ones not taking turns beating my baby I don't want no one even txtin Dem animals threatening them der not worth it don't waste ur tx r comments don't stoop to der level now don't want hear no more bout it my gorgeous niece is trying to get on with her life she been true enough hurt and pain already heartache pain and now physical pain I think she had enough now **** off the lot of ye and let her. Alone cos one more status r smart comment goes up just look I wouldn't advise it”

Redneck Reject · 12-10-2019 4:53pm

Sadb wrote: »

“**** two days off facebook I'm sure I got withdrawls an all phone broke forgot my password my heart I wood have been demented loosing all my precious stuff off my page god wen I logged in All I seen Is my beautiful niece ........... all over here me poor baby that had to leave work with panic attacks today thinking everyone was staring at her my heart is broken over her poor child she still a child in my eyes Dr like my daughters lousy I tell ya to get that over a man the men den gets **** all a pat on the back make ur blood ****in boil I no my niece prob ****in take this down she sick of it all but im saying truth wat happens to the ****in men wen all this is going on na ............ come back off Facebook b4 u say any more ****in raging I tell ya it's me lookin at my niece since Sunday every day and I'm ****ing fumin and smart status going up den ****m animals not even an apology tried to justify der actions by saying it was over a ****in boy so if someone meets an ex of theres they will smash der heads in don't make me ****in gawk the lot of ye all innocent virgins that never done any wrong in ur lives the second video is so disturbing I can't even post it but radio stations got it so they no wat happened ****in animals not one but 3 on 1 taking turns to destroy my girl na she gorgeous runs in family tag teamin my niece the lot of ye by God I had fights in my day but one on ones not taking turns beating my baby I don't want no one even txtin Dem animals threatening them der not worth it don't waste ur tx r comments don't stoop to der level now don't want hear no more bout it my gorgeous niece is trying to get on with her life she been true enough hurt and pain already heartache pain and now physical pain I think she had enough now **** off the lot of ye and let her. Alone cos one more status r smart comment goes up just look I wouldn't advise it”

That was brutal to read. Think I went down a few points in IQ trying to understand it.I'm glad I don't use Facebook,heh.

Purple Mountain · 12-10-2019 5:36pm

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Sadb wrote: »

“**** two days off facebook I'm sure I got withdrawls an all phone broke forgot my password my heart I wood have been demented loosing all my precious stuff off my page god wen I logged in All I seen Is my beautiful niece ........... all over here me poor baby that had to leave work with panic attacks today thinking everyone was staring at her my heart is broken over her poor child she still a child in my eyes Dr like my daughters lousy I tell ya to get that over a man the men den gets **** all a pat on the back make ur blood ****in boil I no my niece prob ****in take this down she sick of it all but im saying truth wat happens to the ****in men wen all this is going on na ............ come back off Facebook b4 u say any more ****in raging I tell ya it's me lookin at my niece since Sunday every day and I'm ****ing fumin and smart status going up den ****m animals not even an apology tried to justify der actions by saying it was over a ****in boy so if someone meets an ex of theres they will smash der heads in don't make me ****in gawk the lot of ye all innocent virgins that never done any wrong in ur lives the second video is so disturbing I can't even post it but radio stations got it so they no wat happened ****in animals not one but 3 on 1 taking turns to destroy my girl na she gorgeous runs in family tag teamin my niece the lot of ye by God I had fights in my day but one on ones not taking turns beating my baby I don't want no one even txtin Dem animals threatening them der not worth it don't waste ur tx r comments don't stoop to der level now don't want hear no more bout it my gorgeous niece is trying to get on with her life she been true enough hurt and pain already heartache pain and now physical pain I think she had enough now **** off the lot of ye and let her. Alone cos one more status r smart comment goes up just look I wouldn't advise it”

That was brutal to read. Think I went down a few points in IQ trying to understand it.I'm glad I don't use Facebook,heh.

I'll make sure and say a prayer for her.

RhubarbCrumble · 12-10-2019 5:47pm

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'll make sure and say a prayer for her.

"Taughts an prayers hun"

Prayers to your 'angle' are always preferable.

JCX BXC · 12-10-2019 6:18pm

Ironic that the people who seem to spend time putting up such long and pointless Facebook statuses are the ones who cut words short and use the awful modern version of txtspeak.

For god sake, if you're going to rant on for an hour, you could probably learn to type 'before' instead of "b4"

893bet · 12-10-2019 6:42pm

Redneck Reject wrote: »

That was brutal to read. Think I went down a few points in IQ trying to understand it.I'm glad I don't use Facebook,heh.

Not worth even trying to read.

Shure it maid cents n her hed when she rote it.

Paddy Cow · 12-10-2019 7:13pm

JCX BXC wrote: »

Ironic that the people who seem to spend time putting up such long and pointless Facebook statuses are the ones who cut words short and use the awful modern version of txtspeak.

For god sake, if you're going to rant on for an hour, you could probably learn to type 'before' instead of "b4"

Some fullstops, commas and paragraphs wouldn't go amiss either!

13-10-2019 1:24am

Sadb wrote: »

****in animals not one but 3 on 1 taking turns to destroy my girl na she gorgeous runs in family tag teamin my niece the lot of ye by God

:eek:

optogirl · 14-10-2019 2:22pm

About 12 people on my timeline sharing a fake competition for Centre Parcs including 3 of my work colleagues ... this comes a week after we did phishing & hacking training in work. I despair.

aoh · 14-10-2019 6:36pm

This is to all the corrupted Men&Women who think that they are Better then each other stop it because we were both created from dust and not from evolution that is wrong and a false lie of the devil there is no such thing as evolution and neither women or men are better than each other because we are all of one blood okay do not defame a women. Women&Men because it only leads to a devistating end just to warn you all from the vision and prophecy Jesus Christ told me God bless you all in Jesus Christ’s mighty name we pray amen ðŸ™ðŸ» and one last thing I don’t mean to be offending anyone but this is the truth of the love and light of our king Jesus ChristðŸ˜‡ðŸ‘¼ðŸ™ðŸ»ðŸ™ŒðŸ»☦️ðŸ™ŒðŸ»ðŸ‘ðŸ»

Paddy Cow · 14-10-2019 7:25pm

aoh wrote: »

This is to all the corrupted Men&Women who think that they are Better then each other stop it because we were both created from dust and not from evolution that is wrong and a false lie of the devil there is no such thing as evolution and neither women or men are better than each other because we are all of one blood okay do not defame a women. Women&Men because it only leads to a devistating end just to warn you all from the vision and prophecy Jesus Christ told me God bless you all in Jesus Christ’s mighty name we pray amen Ÿ» and one last thing I don’t mean to be offending anyone but this is the truth of the love and light of our king Jesus Christ��Ÿ»��#9766;️��Ÿ‘

Someone should tell her that women didn't come from dust, they came from the rib of a man and then lead the poor man astray and got him cast out from Paradise :pac:

chooseusername · 14-10-2019 7:27pm

Must be inverted evolution then

SusieBlue · 15-10-2019 4:01pm

Dog Lady's dog has been seized from her by the authorities, and she has gone on hunger strike in protest.

Ya gardas were called up to me because I still have not eaten or touched one drop of a mineral today and it's gone over 24 hours since I did oh ya I'll go to me doctor no one will stop me from starving myself to death hope my death is on yer minds because I'll spend every last dying moment in my house it's prison to me like the hotel so I've no problem doing it take me to ___ I'll bust the shades windows open and run I'd never get to the gate

Stevieluvsye · 15-10-2019 4:10pm

optogirl wrote: »

About 12 people on my timeline sharing a fake competition for Centre Parcs including 3 of my work colleagues ... this comes a week after we did phishing & hacking training in work. I despair.

Reminds me of the "competition" Ryanair were running for free flights to Bali and getting constant shares and likes

GBX · 15-10-2019 4:16pm

optogirl wrote: »

About 12 people on my timeline sharing a fake competition for Centre Parcs including 3 of my work colleagues ... this comes a week after we did phishing & hacking training in work. I despair.

The Thomas Cook Airline one has reappeared as well ... some people are eternally optimistic no matter how bad it may seem. Company liquidated or not! :pac:

Horsebox9000 · 15-10-2019 11:51pm

"God 4 gimmie Ill turn ye upcide dowin nd play tha harp on ur ribz ye c***"

De Bhál · 16-10-2019 12:16am

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

"God 4 gimmie Ill turn ye upcide dowin nd play tha harp on ur ribz ye c***"

Love it

Gwen Cooper · 16-10-2019 5:22pm

SusieBlue wrote: »

Dog Lady's dog has been seized from her by the authorities, and she has gone on hunger strike in protest.

She's also going to experiment with demons now:

Your the one that started all this by commenting who is minding your dog in the 1st place like hell I don't even know you <snipped personal details> but I'm buying an Ouija board and calling on the spirits to seek big revenge and nothing I can do I have no control over what a spirit will do to anyone once a spiritual connection is made that spirit is on earth in our 21st century earth roaming as a spirit as soon as I say the words and not break the connection and never say goodbye everyone is doomed

Gwen Cooper · 17-10-2019 6:44am

Old but gold:

I threw up on da Bus coming back from Dublin Dis Evening I threw up in an Empty bag on da Bus I Got sick just coming into Thurles in Co. Tipperary but not my fault I threw up on da Bus tho cause der was no Toilets provided on da bus which Bus Éireann by law Should have a toilet Provided on da Bus in Working Proper Order for Emergencies like da one Had and other Emergencies God only knows how I survived from Dublin all da Way ta Thurles Tipperary without getting Sick but I say god wanted me ta get sick in Tipperary cause he knows how much I Hate dat County and Besides now Tipperary have bad Luck next Sunday in da All Ireland Hurling Semi Final against Cork Cause me a Cork Girl threw up in Thurles Near Semple Stadium da fields of Legends So I think it's a good Sign for Cork dat der gonna win da Hurling Match Against Tipperary Next Sunday nd a Bad Sign Dat Tipperary are gonna lose ta Da Cork Hurlers next Sunday nd Cork will be saying Cheerio ta Tipperary next Sunday see ye next year in 2015 nd Cork advance onto da All Ireland Hurling Championship Final of 2014 in September

Pherekydes · 17-10-2019 10:00am

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Old but gold:

Did anyone else check to see if Tipp won?

They did!

Though they lost the Final.

optogirl · 17-10-2019 12:06pm

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Old but gold:

on da bus, come give me a hug, come give me a hug

Horsebox9000 · 17-10-2019 6:25pm

"The reliability of the 102 (Dublin Airport to Sutton) is only CRIMINIDLE"

aoh · 19-10-2019 1:41pm

This psycho neighbor has pushed me to my damn limit! I know he killed my boy Eddie now he threw Gandolph across the road and then shakes cat food to get him to come back! So ****ing done! He’s done messed with the wrong two crazy cat ladies!

Foweva Awone · 20-10-2019 10:23am

I really shouldn't laugh at this, I know the girl from an addiction treatment centre and gambling was one of her addictions.

She's just too funny though!

"I Swear Im Walking Clane Inta Tha bookies placing a bet for this match il have the headphones in so i wont be able to hear um say Sorry u cant have a child in here shes to b over 18

Mout wil ya youd swear de 3 year old was goin in placing bets #Stall Ya Ya Ya Were Leavin now sorry bou dah :P Liverpool better win me a few pound. Anyway Happy Sunday All xx"

21-10-2019 8:04pm

''Is it just me or anyone else think the housing situation in sligo is diabolical.. There is single men (no disrespect) living in council houses and I'm hearing about foreigners getting houses before anyone else. Iv lived in Sligo all my life and have 4 kids yet I still can't get a house, after almost 2 fecking years. There is absolutely no support or help for big families looking for a house. Its beyond belief. Sleeping with 4 to a bed which is against health and safety regulations not to mention overcrowding. I wonder if I banged on door of globe house would I be welcomed in.. Not A Chance &#55357;&#56850; then u have landlords looking for rent over a 1000 euro a month. Its back the ways we are going. Families used to sleep in one room back in the 60s, I must be stuck in a time warp.. Seriously if it wasn't for good friends and family I'd be just another statistic living on the streets.. Sad, frustrating, infuriating times we live in &#55357;&#56849;&#55357;&#56867; getting a house now would be like winning the lotto &#55357;&#56867;.''

jesus wept..

De Bhál · 21-10-2019 11:47pm

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I really shouldn't laugh at this, I know the girl from an addiction treatment centre and gambling was one of her addictions. She's just too funny though!

"I Swear Im Walking Clane Inta Tha bookies placing a bet for this match il have the headphones in so i wont be able to hear um say Sorry u cant have a child in here shes to b over 18 Mout wil ya youd swear de 3 year old was goin in placing bets #Stall Ya Ya Ya Were Leavin now sorry bou dah :P Liverpool better win me a few pound. Anyway Happy Sunday All xx"

Any updates as it was a drawn game?

Foweva Awone · 23-10-2019 12:17pm

some fellow let a big one off on my bus...............I sometimes fart i think what some call wind some sort of extraction when it leaves it gives me satis
dvdfaction is what seems to be my reaction sometimes I do it quietly and move on fast it may leave an odour as it is a gas i may get embarrassed so i make a speedy exit what some might say I legged it i wasn't man enough to own up i wasn't that tuff and then I remembered I had spicy delight an hour before just a little while after it extruded i looked behind and the faces of some people they looked confused and de

Foweva Awone · 23-10-2019 12:18pm

De Bhál wrote: »

Any updates as it was a drawn game?

Not a word

RhubarbCrumble · 23-10-2019 1:57pm

Comments under an article in a local paper about one of the TD's caught up in the current voting scandal:

i knos him well an he dun nutin wrong im telin you he after been set up by sumone and he bein made to luk lik an escaped goat

Reply to the above comment:

an dats da trut your talkin now he a gud man and people talkin bout him hear lik and da poor man not hear ta offend himself

Scoundrel · 23-10-2019 2:22pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Comments under an article in a local paper about one of the TD's caught up in the current voting scandal:

i knos him well an he dun nutin wrong im telin you he after been set up by sumone and he bein made to luk lik an escaped goat

Reply to the above comment:

an dats da trut your talkin now he a gud man and people talkin bout him hear lik and da poor man not hear ta offend himself

An escaped goat:D:D:D

Plopsu · 23-10-2019 2:30pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Comments under an article in a local paper about one of the TD's caught up in the current voting scandal:

i knos him well an he dun nutin wrong im telin you he after been set up by sumone and he bein made to luk lik an escaped goat

Reply to the above comment:

an dats da trut your talkin now he a gud man and people talkin bout him hear lik and da poor man not hear ta offend himself

Looks suspiciously like somebody replying to their own comment. :rolleyes:

El Weirdo · 23-10-2019 3:46pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Comments under an article in a local paper about one of the TD's caught up in the current voting scandal:

i knos him well an he dun nutin wrong im telin you he after been set up by sumone and he bein made to luk lik an escaped goat

Reply to the above comment:

an dats da trut your talkin now he a gud man and people talkin bout him hear lik and da poor man not hear ta offend himself

Jesus. These people presumably have a vote.

Hego Damask · 23-10-2019 11:41pm

I know this is the dumb facebook thread - but I thought this deserved a mention

https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1187086758107844611?s=20

Note the blue tick, it's him

edit just in case he deletes the tweet ..

Scoundrel · 24-10-2019 8:54am

El Weirdo wrote: »

Jesus. These people presumably have a vote.

Indicative of the intelligence of FF voters

aoh · 25-10-2019 10:21am

Accompanying a photo of an elderly man lying in a hospital bed with drips in:

"This is Mr ***** **** my big brother's Father in law he need your prayer he is admit in hospital"

Replies include "In the mighty name of Jesus!be healed in Jesus name!"

El Weirdo · 25-10-2019 10:30am

aoh wrote: »

Accompanying a photo of an elderly man lying in a hospital bed with drips in:

"This is Mr ***** **** my big brother's Father in law he need your prayer he is admit in hospital"

Replies include "In the mighty name of Jesus!be healed in Jesus name!"

Good to know he's receiving the best possible care.

Foweva Awone · 31-10-2019 6:33pm

"Good day Shopping above in Dublin Whatever about Halloween all da xmas lights are up & music playin #TopNotch Anyway Goin Paint My Babys Face & go with the flow ovr this trick r treating buisness it would drive ya to drink As for carving pumkins **** off away outa it NOT happenin no ****in way Not A Hope smell neglect off um #Stressed Over Nothin I Am"

The bit about the pumpkins!

Paddy Cow · 04-11-2019 2:17am

ohindeed! wrote: »

Apologies for the manuscript.

Not coming back on here to fuel more drama...

What the hell did I just read?

04-11-2019 11:37am

30 grand on a honeymoon for a wedding that won't happen, but you can still buy my amazon stuff and contribute towards the real wedding at a later date.

Don't be too sad.

RhubarbCrumble · 04-11-2019 12:16pm

"Enjoyed our little familymoon SOOOOOO much. Making memories with family is just SOOOOOO important"

Parents, 3 kids, 'Grandmama' and Grand mama's current man were away in a hotel for the weekend.

I thought 'minimoon' was bad, but I swear I nearly threw up at 'familymoon'. What fresh hell is this?

Paddy Cow · 04-11-2019 2:42pm

Deleted User wrote: »

30 grand on a honeymoon for a wedding that won't happen, but you can still buy my amazon stuff and contribute towards the real wedding at a later date.

Don't be too sad.

It can't be real. It just can't.