WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

The Princess Bride · 29-08-2019 12:35pm

I thought they were opening up a keyboard or another musical instrument.
Jeez.

https://twitter.com/GKTFO/status/1166991052806479873?s=19

GreeBo · 29-08-2019 12:37pm

Perhaps being able to open the box should form part of the checks required before owning a shotgun?

BaZmO* · 29-08-2019 6:26pm

It just shows how ingrained gun ownership is in the US.

Tony EH · 29-08-2019 8:30pm

BaZmO* wrote: »

It just shows how ingrained gun ownership is in the US.

Ingrained by fuckwit parents.

Paddy Cow · 29-08-2019 10:02pm

Do people remember a few years ago when the 9 year old killed her instructor because the uzi she was using kicked back? I was working in a B&B at the time and two American couples were discussing it over breakfast. One couple were saying it was shocking and she shouldn't be near a gun. The other couple were saying that she shouldn't have been using an uzi but a hand gun would've been fine and more practical. That really is their mentality. Can't buy a beer until you're 21 but sure give the 9 year old a gun :eek:

BattleCorp · 30-08-2019 12:07pm

Tony EH wrote: »

Ingrained by fuckwit parents.

Not necessarily fcukwit parents.

Once kids are supervised and understand the rules, I see no problem. I would have used my Dad's gun here in Ireland (highly supervised) when I was her age.

Even with our strict rules here in Ireland, you can get a training licence at 14.

GreeBo · 30-08-2019 12:15pm

What would you need a shotgun for at her or indeed any age in Ireland?
Militia uprising?

BattleCorp · 30-08-2019 12:18pm

GreeBo wrote: »

What would you need a shotgun for at her or indeed any age in Ireland?
Militia uprising?

Clay pigeon shooting maybe. Vermin control maybe. Hunting maybe. All valid reasons for having a gun according to An Garda Siochana.

bladespin · 30-08-2019 12:35pm

GreeBo wrote: »

What would you need a shotgun for at her or indeed any age in Ireland?
Militia uprising?

Proper ah Jaysus comment in an agricultural country that :rolleyes:

ganmo · 30-08-2019 6:58pm

And sniper rifles are good for hunting deer

Capt'n Midnight · 30-08-2019 11:23pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Do people remember a few years ago when the 9 year old killed her instructor because the uzi she was using kicked back? I was working in a B&B at the time and two American couples were discussing it over breakfast. One couple were saying it was shocking and she shouldn't be near a gun. The other couple were saying that she shouldn't have been using an uzi but a hand gun would've been fine and more practical. That really is their mentality. Can't buy a beer until you're 21 but sure give the 9 year old a gun :eek:

Most years toddlers kill more people in the US than terrorists do.

BorneTobyWilde · 31-08-2019 1:42am

https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7747195/d4b72c75/mooohh.html

inforfun · 18-09-2019 10:18am

https://i.imgur.com/teLqGo1.mp4

Use sound but keep volume low.

Treppen · 20-09-2019 9:21pm

Turkey's at a cat's Funeral
https://m.imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting/3vz5saU

20-09-2019 9:21pm

I wasn't sure where to put this, so here's the best I could think of. We need a facepalm thread!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/manchester-opens-uks-first-slow-20127725
Manchester opens UK’s first slow lane for people looking at phones while walking

Tony EH · 21-09-2019 1:10am

^
Our species is doomed.

21-09-2019 1:21am

Tony EH wrote: »

^
Our species is doomed.

Yeah! and now, children are now being used to champion action against "climate change" to divert attention away from the excessive consumerism that is a prime driver of the real mess we're sleepwalking into.

Treppen · 21-09-2019 7:53am

Bronze, silver and gold https://imgur.com/gallery/ec7X5AN

DoctorStrange · 21-09-2019 12:47pm

https://m.imgur.com/t/unexpected/ErLxgmG

21-09-2019 12:54pm

^^
The lion is just thinking what to have for lunch first.

Paddy Cow · 21-09-2019 6:16pm

Treppen wrote: »

Turkey's at a cat's Funeral
https://m.imgur.com/r/mildlyinteresting/3vz5saU

They're casting a spell to bring the cat back to life

blackwhite · 23-09-2019 5:50pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to put this, so here's the best I could think of. We need a facepalm thread!
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It's a marketing stunt by a mobile phone network - 1 day only

Jurgen The German · 27-09-2019 10:53am

From the man behind Kunt & The Gang.

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Bumface Poohands’ Godfather was having second thoughts about his choice of Page Boy

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New Home · 01-10-2019 10:52pm

whiskeyman · 03-10-2019 1:06pm

^^ the cornoners report shows death by big-adventure!

ganmo · 03-10-2019 1:51pm

whiskeyman wrote: »

^^ the cornoners report shows death by big-adventure!

Dignitas is diversifying

BorneTobyWilde · 03-10-2019 10:17pm

https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7764751_87422fab

Sugarlumps · 17-10-2019 10:09am

It's just like the gays.

Paddy Cow · 17-10-2019 11:51am

Sugarlumps wrote: »

It's just like the gays.

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

GreeBo · 17-10-2019 1:08pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

Hell, nowadays your dad could be your grandad and also your mom.

17-10-2019 5:32pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Genetic sexual attraction is a thing. Siblings raised together have a natural sexual repulsion to each other and their parents. If they meet their siblings and/or parents as adults, it's not uncommon for them to have an overwhelming sexual attraction. I find sibling relationships bad enough but parent/child is just repulsive. Yuk. Some of them even go on to have children. Imagine explaining to your child that your Dad is also your Grandad?

Just imagine how bad it is for children separated at birth or shortly afterwards, meeting up as adults, falling in love etc.

Only to find out they're brother and sister!

Paddy Cow · 17-10-2019 6:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Just imagine how bad it is for children separated at birth or shortly afterwards, meeting up as adults, falling in love etc.

Only to find out they're brother and sister!

It probably happens more than we think and maybe they never find out. Think of all the kids of affairs who never know their father or maybe a parent abandons one family and starts a new one and the half siblings meet up later. Or kids put up for adoption etc.

scotchy · 18-10-2019 8:46am

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-who-was-living-in-a-van-with-320-rats-agrees-to-give-them-up-11838236

:eek:

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BaZmO* · 18-10-2019 9:46am

One eye fish

1800_Ladladlad · 18-10-2019 2:59pm

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBg03K1_460svvp9.webm

LaFuton · 26-10-2019 11:35pm

snow scorpion · 31-10-2019 6:56pm

Mod: Voice of one who cries in the wilderness - LINK

Capt'n Midnight · 31-10-2019 11:40pm

^^^^

When Elvis Presley died in 1977, it's estimated there were about 170 people impersonating him.

This number grew and grew and in the year 2,000 it was estimated there were about 85,000 Elvis impersonators.

The number of Elvis impersonators in 2043 will be 9,447,645,907. The population of the Earth in 2043 is expected to be slightly less than this number. So that means EVERYBODY on earth including people in the ghetto will be a guitar man just like Elvis...

Capt'n Midnight · 31-10-2019 11:40pm

01-11-2019 1:05am

Well, at least she came clean with you! :pac:

Professor Moriarty · 01-11-2019 1:19am

'Aisle'. Not "isle". Ruined the whole thing for me.

Purple Mountain · 01-11-2019 1:45am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I've heard of weird pregnancy cravings but this...

BattleCorp · 01-11-2019 12:47pm

Professor Moriarty wrote: »

'Aisle'. Not "isle". Ruined the whole thing for me.

And calling a woman 'BRO'.

Sugarlumps · 01-11-2019 2:22pm

New Home · 01-11-2019 7:56pm

New Home · 01-11-2019 8:01pm

Tony EH · 01-11-2019 8:14pm

Supremely ironic that the billboard has "Reagan" written on it. :pac:

No doubt old Ronnie would have approved.

01-11-2019 10:41pm

Good idea, Bad idea

Good Idea; use insecticide to get rid of ants

Bad Idea; use use petrol to get rid of ants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Ii45LZ8mE

Paddy Cow · 01-11-2019 11:10pm

Sugarlumps wrote: »

He came out as transgender in 2015. She underwent hormone treatment and with the decreased testosterone levels, the orgasms have reduced from 100 to 8 a day.

New Home · 03-11-2019 3:53pm

Stuff like this fills me with rage.

WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

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