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Movies that would no longer work if written today

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,544 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Escape from New York would need a different landing zone!
    Tump was itching to build that wall a few days ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Triumph of the Will.

    The porno remake Triumph of the Willy was better anyway.
    Though it's not a hard and fast rule with Nazi topics, for instance Das Boot is better than Das Booty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    I wouldn't expect you to understand.

    You seem like an arrogant prick alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,527 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    You seem like an arrogant prick alright.

    And you an ignoramus.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Michael Jackson "THIS IS IT"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    The first Star Wars. Everybody's White and there's pretty much only one woman in it. The couple of others are only onscreen for seconds, blink and you'll miss them.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭w/s/p/c/


    dalyboy wrote: »
    Demolition Man is not funny anymore. Nearly everything in the movie is now in reality. (Except John Sparton)

    Still waiting for the three shells ar*e cleaner to be invented, would put a stop to the toilet roll bulk buying mob!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Michael Collins, cries for diversity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,193 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Wibbs wrote: »
    The first Star Wars. Everybody's White and there's pretty much only one woman in it. The couple of others are only onscreen for seconds, blink and you'll miss them.

    A simpler time in a galaxy far far away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,193 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    The day after tomorrow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    The day after tomorrow

    Yeah man, time is just a human construct... There is no 'today' or 'tomorrow'


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Crocodile Dundee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,193 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    It wouldn't be an ice event as the plot that's for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Vertigo - a man trying to recreate a woman into the dead girlfriend he once loved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,193 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Human centipede

    Social network

    Wedding Crashers


    Social distancing be damned


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Sleepless in Seattle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    The day after tomorrow

    Why would it not be made today?

    Climate/weather disaster movies come out all the time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,193 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    And when it was made a new ice age was the prospective outcome of weather phenomenon now it's not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭jonnny68


    i wonder after this covid 19 madness ends will millennial snowflakes/PC brigade go back to what they love best, getting offended by absolutely ridiculous trivial things.

    I'm convinced these people have a mental illness, imagine getting so offended by say a film or tv series,etc from donkeys years ago, hence the mental illness because no normal people would bat en eyelid.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,556 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    jonnny68 wrote: »
    i wonder after this covid 19 madness ends will millennial snowflakes/PC brigade go back to what they love best, getting offended by absolutely ridiculous trivial things.

    I'm convinced these people have a mental illness, imagine getting so offended by say a film or tv series,etc from donkeys years ago, hence the mental illness because no normal people would bat en eyelid.

    Yes, of course they will. Just like their opposite number on the other side who get upset that young people see thing differently from old people because of the fact that times have changed and social norms aren't the same as the used to be. The types who'd be getting cross, fanaticising about what the "millennial snowflakes/PC brigade" will be up to in the future. Are they also experiencing a mental illness? Obviously not. They might be indulging in a bit of persecution fantasy alright. I mean, do these people thing they agreed with the old people on social issues back when they were young?

    But shur, whatever gets them through the current period - even if it's fanaticising about people doing things that annoy them .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Pretty much all the Carry On films.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Pretty much all the Carry On films.
    The Police Academys as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    The Police Academys as well.

    well, at least theres that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,183 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Blazing Saddles.

    Way ahead of its time and only the stupidity of modern audiences could get in the way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Way ahead of its time and only the stupidity of modern audiences could get in the way.

    And Mel Brooks was poking fun at racism in the film


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,556 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    Way ahead of its time and only the stupidity of modern audiences could get in the way.

    Plus the fact that it's an outdated style of comedy.

    It’s really unlikely that you, as an adult, would like it if it came out today. It’s aimed fairly squarely at children and teenage sense of humour. One of its memorable scenes is about farting because they’re eating beans...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Pretty much all the Carry On films.
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Way ahead of its time and only the stupidity of modern audiences could get in the way.
    Its still too revolutionary ..we still have to catch up with it






  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    branie2 wrote: »
    Vertigo - a man trying to recreate a woman into the dead girlfriend he once loved.

    The whole point of the film is that he's messed up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Weird Science. Two horny young lads create their dream woman so they can get jiggy :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,556 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    Weird Science. Two horny young lads create their dream woman so they can get jiggy :D

    The way sex dolls are going, that sounds like a movie from the near future.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The Rocky Horror Picture Show - transgender issues


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,916 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    branie2 wrote: »
    The Rocky Horror Picture Show - transgender issues

    Are you serious? That film is worshipped in the alt community!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 133 ✭✭ijohhj


    I saw Gone Girl last night on Netflix. Wonder if it would be made today. I also wonder if the book would've been published at all if it was written by a man.

    Fincher's scariest movie. Maybe his only horror movie? Alien 3 is more actiony.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Plus one for blazing saddles.

    It's funny because when you break the movie down. You see that everyone, bar the sheriff and gene Wilder's character, are absolutely stupid. Everyone of the town folk... Lemar and his goons... All stupid.

    Sheriff and wilder are the only normal people in the movie. They're not racist everyone else is :pac:

    So all the racist jokes are on them being backwards. At one point even Wilder's character says "they're simple town folk... You know... Morons" :)

    I know African people who have said it's a funny movie. They got it. It wasnt a mean spirited racist movie. It's a comedy. It had a story.

    Like one of the first jokes in the movie is about not wanting to wreck a train cart so they send a couple of n-word people down instead. Like they're nothing :pac: but it's a story. Your man gets hit with a shovel for ordering that.

    By the end of the movie the town folk have changed their racist ways and Lemar and co got what's coming to them. It had a journey ;)

    But, being Irish myself, I laugh out loud everytime the mayor says "ok, ok, we'll take the blacks... But we're not gonna take the Irish!" Like we're lowest of the low :pac:

    .... Lol.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Plus the fact that it's an outdated style of comedy.

    It’s really unlikely that you, as an adult, would like it if it came out today. It’s aimed fairly squarely at children and teenage sense of humour. One of its memorable scenes is about farting because they’re eating beans...


    Funny never goes out of fashion; I can watch old silent comedies from 100 years ago and they crack me up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,382 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Funny never goes out of fashion; I can watch old silent comedies from 100 years ago and they crack me up.

    That's certainly not true in every case. Some films, of whatever genre, simply don't age that well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The Gay Divorcée (1934), starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, is just weird, both in its premise and how it goes about it. Fred and Ginger are famous for their dancing, and there's plenty of that, especially in The Continental, which won the Oscar for Best Original Song:



    So far, so Hollywood, but the flimsy story is like something from an alien planet by modern standards. Basically, a woman (Rogers) wants to get a divorce from her (boring) husband, but this is before "no-fault" divorce became legal, so she has to do something to make it happen. So she talks to a shady lawyer, who sets her up to get "caught" by detectives with another man. The man in question is a professional "co-respondent": someone who will play "the other man". Then Fred Astaire shows up, catches her eye, and she thinks he's the "co-respondent" - but it's a case of mistaken identity, and he has no clue what's going on. The whole "set yourself up & get caught to force a divorce" farce makes no sense in a modern context.

    She's caught Astaire's eye, of course, and what he does next goes beyond #MeToo in to behaviour that would definitely get him arrested and imprisoned today. She drives off in her car, he chases after her, runs her off the road in to a secluded dead end, and propositions her. She resists, of course, but is secretly flattered, and the rest is singing, dancing and more unfeasible shenanigans, before the inevitable happy ending. :rolleyes:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    That's certainly not true in every case. Some films, of whatever genre, simply don't age that well.
    Not slapstick though, show those old silent films to the littlers nowadays and they will love them.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,544 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    bnt wrote: »
    The Gay Divorcée (1934), starring Fred Astaire

    "Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards…and in high heels."
    - Bob Thaves


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,556 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    Not slapstick though, show those old silent films to the littlers nowadays and they will love them.

    Why don’t they make many slapstick comedies in that style anymore? If it would sell, they’d make them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Sheriff and wilder are the only normal people in the movie. They're not racist everyone else is :pac:

    The sheriff is a racist. Remember the scene where he threatens to kill the black guy.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    Avatar. Its appeal was the colourful 3D world. Now 3D movies are very common so it would be much less impactful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    seen Changeling the other day, wouldn't work these days, with DNA testing. might make for a very different movie...


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,916 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Avatar. Its appeal was the colourful 3D world. Now 3D movies are very common so it would be much less impactful.

    Oh yes, Pocahontas In Blue.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 133 ✭✭ijohhj


    Avatar. Its appeal was the colourful 3D world. Now 3D movies are very common so it would be much less impactful.

    Avatar was always a mediocre rip-off, and cg had been extensively used for years. Jurassic Park is 15 years older than it. LotR 8 years. More of movies than you'd think are cg heavy. Look up Wolf of Wall Street's use of cg for example.

    Avatar did what it did because of hype and marketing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,556 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    ijohhj wrote: »
    Avatar was always a mediocre rip-off, and cg had been extensively used for years. Jurassic Park is 15 years older than it. LotR 8 years. More of movies than you'd think are cg heavy. Look up Wolf of Wall Street's use of cg for example.

    Avatar did what it did because of hype and marketing.

    It also pushed the boundaries for CGI.

    I’ve heard that the animated movies are chosen depending on the technology. For example they made monsters inc when they did because they just cracked technology to make Sully’s fur move the way it did. And the same with other animated movies. I don’t know enough about it to know if it’s true or not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards…and in high heels."
    - Bob Thaves
    That quote gets thrown out whenever Fred & Ginger are mentioned, but it's a drastic oversimplification of what's actually going on e.g. if you watch the short sequence that starts at 4:50 in the video I linked. To "lead" in dancing doesn't mean your partner is passive or "on the back foot", and (besides) Fred didn't do much "leading" on the floor with Ginger.

    I recently re-watched Heat (1995), which is very much a "man's movie" about men doing "manly" things - but that's not portrayed as a good thing in the movie or in life. It's practically an examination of "toxic masculinity", with women on the "outside", asking the men "what the hell are you doing?" I think if someone tried to remake that today, that distinction would be lost and you'd see women inserted in to the criminal gang, because women can do everything men can do, right? Sure, they can, but they usually have more sense.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,709 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    The Train Robbers with John Wayne and Ann-Margaret is on at the moment (ITV4). Before going on a journey to find some gold, John Wayne's character gave some practical clothes to Ann-Margaret.

    "Pants aren't bad but that shirt. It ought to be tighter. Take it off and I'll boil it"
    "Boil it?"
    "Shrink it up. I want you to stick out in the right places so that anybody a long ways off sees you, there'll be no doubt that you're a woman!.


    :D Isn't that how the modern woman wants to be spoken to? (This film was made the year I was born.) :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,825 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Planes trains and automobiles


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