New names for Discovery

D3V!L · 08-01-2021 9:51pm #1

With Discovery new direction over the past season I've come up with some new titles to reflect the Burnham centric story lines.

Captain Burnham's Fantastic Space Adventures
Star Trek : Safe Space
Star Trek : Burnham
Micheal Burnham's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Woke - The Final Frontier

The best one gets 2 minutes in a room with the writers :pac:

GreeBo · 08-01-2021 10:11pm

Burnham Space : A Mel Brooks production

08-01-2021 11:54pm

Star trek college kids in space
CW the 100 in space

GetWithIt · 08-01-2021 11:57pm

Star Sh1t

CastorTroy · 09-01-2021 1:55am

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

Smacruairi · 09-01-2021 1:56am

Star Trek Quotas

De Bhál · 09-01-2021 2:02am

Star Trek - Box Tick

They should finish each episode with that message
"If you were affected emotionally by a storyline in tonight's show, please contact this number, and have a good cry"

AllForIt · 09-01-2021 2:30am

Lefties in Space

TheValeyard · 09-01-2021 2:41am

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

AllForIt · 09-01-2021 2:41am

The Kids from Fame going where no Kids from Fame ever went

~Rebel~ · 09-01-2021 2:53am

TheValeyard wrote: »

Michael Burnham vs the Universe

"Michael Burnham is the Universe"

"Michael Burnham & some other people in the future, or something"

"Michael Burnham in the 31st century"
(in this one she gets a robot sidekick that makes funny noises. The robot sidekick is also Michael Burnham.)

sunbeam · 09-01-2021 4:39am

Star Trek: Let's Fly!

YouTube throws up many possible theme/end credit songs for this but I'm going with full orchestral remixes of

Star Trek: The 25th Generation
Star Trek: Grudge (Adventures of a Space Queen)
Star Trek: The Whisperers

Cookie_Monster · 09-01-2021 7:25am

Star trek: :rolleyes:

Pelvis Parsley · 09-01-2021 7:34am

Go Woke, Get Broke.

Dufflecoat Fanny · 09-01-2021 7:36am

Star Trek: Undateables

Star Trek: Reeeeeeeeee

Rawr · 09-01-2021 8:13am

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Micheal Burnham (featuring the Starfleet Gang!)

Inviere · 09-01-2021 8:21am

CastorTroy wrote: »

I already gave my entry in the finale thread

"Michael Burnham presents Michael Burnham in Michael Burnham's Star Trek Discovery. Starring Michael Burnham."

I'd say that's top dog....it covers all the nuances and subtleties of the show nicely. Enjoy your two mins with the writers, tell them I said hi.

bilbot79 · 09-01-2021 8:22am

I thought 'Star Trek Disgracery' was the vernacular.

Metalrobe · 09-01-2021 8:46am

God it's pathetic show.

StevenToast · 09-01-2021 8:58am

Star Trek : The Wokening

I watched the 1st season and bits of the 2nd....

Gave up...

GetWithIt · 09-01-2021 3:04pm

GetWithIt wrote: »

Star Sh1t

Having slept on it I feel Sh1t Trek would also work.

Inviere · 10-01-2021 10:31am

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

CastorTroy · 10-01-2021 11:37am

Inviere wrote: »

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

Inviere · 10-01-2021 11:39am

CastorTroy wrote: »

That's season 5 when in order to defeat a threat to the multiverse they need to travel to alternate universes to find the Michael Burnham there that saved that universe multiple times. By the end of the season they have a ship full of Burnhams to take on the threat

Is this a threat to the very nature of the multi-verse? I can only think of one person for the job of saving it....

10-01-2021 11:42am

I've called it Star Trek: Burnham episodes back, I'd like another go...

Star Trek: The Emotional Years

If I get two minutes with the writers do I have to bring my own boxing gloves or are will they be supplied?

silverharp · 10-01-2021 11:46am

The adventures of Space Jesus - "in Space everyone can hear your cry"

Inviere · 10-01-2021 11:48am

Star Trek: Can Someone Turn the Lights on?
Star Trek: Spotlights
Star Trek: Disjointed
Star Trek: At Sea
Star Trek: The Search for Characters
Star Trek: Wait, What?
Star Trek: How Not to Tell Stories
Star Trek: Frigging Laser Beams

_Kaiser_ · 10-01-2021 12:02pm

Star Trek: By Committee

Burnham: The Discovery Years (taking a cue from Enterprise and dropping the Star Trek name entirely)

Star Trek: WTF?

Star Trek: Trolling the final frontier

Star Trek All Access: subscribe now

beauf · 10-01-2021 12:06pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

...

Star Trek: The Emotional Years

....

Lol.

Discovery - the show that no one wanted
(Please make it stop.... please)

Inviere · 10-01-2021 4:00pm

Star Trek: Not Star Trek
Burnham Trek: Journey to Omnipotence
Burnham: Who Needs Q?
Star Trek: Ah Bollox

Yester · 11-01-2021 9:19pm

Mighty Mike: Here she comes to save the day.

bilbot79 · 11-01-2021 9:44pm

'Star Trek Burnham: The Final Whisper'

Goodshape · 11-01-2021 9:45pm

Marvel's Star Trek: A Star Wars Story.

Rawr · 12-01-2021 9:24am

Inviere wrote: »

If it had a TNG-style intro, I can almost here this in Stewarts voice:

"Burnham. The final Burnham. These are the Voyages of Michael Burnham, her continuing mission, to explore strange new Burnhams, to seek out new Burnhams and new Burnhams....to boldly go where no Burnham has gone before..."

Alright now I'm imagining the TNG theme tune, but where every beat is is just someone saying "Burnham".

(Orchsteral flutter)
Bur
Bur-bur-bur
Bur-burnham!

Bu'bu'bu burn-burn-n-n-ham!
Buuuuuurnham b'buuuurrrham.
Burnham-Burnham-Burnham-Burnham B'B'Burnham!

(...and so on)

listermint · 12-01-2021 9:26am

Star Trek : Ye all watched it all anyway, annoyed so much you completed the episodes.

.

beauf · 12-01-2021 10:26am

listermint wrote: »

Star Trek : Ye all watched it all anyway, annoyed so much you completed the episodes....

Not me I stopped watching it. Early into S3.

Discovery - the problem with Burnham...

GreeBo · 12-01-2021 10:49am

Star Trek : The Woke Generation

Burnham: the final frontier. These are the thoughts and musings of the superhuman Michael Burnham. Her 990 year mission: to explore strange new ways of being the centre of attention. To seek out new ways of crying and whispering. To boldly go where no one wants her to go!

La, Laaaa, la la la la laaa....

silverharp · 12-01-2021 2:32pm

Rawr wrote: »

Alright now I'm imagining the TNG theme tune, but where every beat is is just someone saying "Burnham".

(Orchsteral flutter)
Bur
Bur-bur-bur
Bur-burnham!

Bu'bu'bu burn-burn-n-n-ham!
Buuuuuurnham b'buuuurrrham.
Burnham-Burnham-Burnham-Burnham B'B'Burnham!

(...and so on)

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Inviere · 12-01-2021 3:50pm

silverharp wrote: »

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Don't rule out a crossover...if there's ANYONE who can bring balance to the force...it's Michael Burnham.

Rawr · 13-01-2021 10:58am

silverharp wrote: »

I have the Stars Wars theme in my head reading that

Damn you! No *I* do too! ...except now it's the Imperial March

Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burnham! B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-BURNHAM!

GreeBo · 13-01-2021 11:31am

Rawr wrote: »

Damn you! No *I* do too! ...except now it's the Imperial March

Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burn-Burn-Burn-Burn'n'ham Burn'n'ham!
Burnham! B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-Birrr Burn'n'ham
B-Bir-BURNHAM!

My wife walked down the aisle to the Imperial March

Sleepy · 13-01-2021 3:44pm

I think I know the name that would make us all happiest:

"Cancelled"

AMKC · 14-01-2021 12:23am

Star Trek: The unmentionable.

Star Trek: Burnhams Trek,

Star Trek: Micheals Universe.

Star Trek: The Micheal Burnham Universe.

Rawr · 14-01-2021 9:05am

Star Trek: The Michael Picture
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Michael
Star Trek III: The Search for Michael
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home....to Michael
Star Trek V: The Michael Frontier
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Michael

Star Trek: The Michael Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Michael
Star Trek: Burnham-ger

Star Trek: Burnhamations
Star Trek: First, Michael
Star Trek: Burnham-surrection
Star Trek: Michael-sis

Star Trek: Discovery

ixoy · 01-02-2021 1:31pm

And a new theme tune for the show:

Burnham a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Burnham a-ah
She'll save every one of us
Burnham a-ah
She's a miracle
She's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
She save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman

Rawr · 01-02-2021 1:58pm

ixoy wrote: »

And a new theme tune for the show:

Burnham a-ah
Savior of the Universe
Burnham a-ah
She'll save every one of us
Burnham a-ah
She's a miracle
She's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
She save with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman

Prince Vultan: Burnham's alive?!

PirateShampoo · 01-02-2021 4:51pm

StarTrek: Blue haired kid stares into camera smiling.

New names for Discovery

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