Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all! We have been experiencing an issue on site where threads have been missing the latest postings. The platform host Vanilla are working on this issue. A workaround that has been used by some is to navigate back from 1 to 10+ pages to re-sync the thread and this will then show the latest posts. Thanks, Mike.
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

What porn gets you off?

  • 23-11-2011 3:34pm
    #1
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭


    So I knocked out a home run last night after clicking on a link that brought me to a site which could be only described as a "virtual arousing blonde twosome show" that went on for about 20 minutes of which I lasted about 10. I tend to drain the well once a month but it had only been about two weeks since I had last visited the fountain but was so aroused by this piece of method acting that I had me cacks down and was celebrating the lizard before I knew it!
    So what porn, if any gets u in the mood for a bit of Handy Andy or Lily Savage??

    Thread wont last three posts so be quick.........


«13

Comments

  • #2
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    asian midgets.


  • #3
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Tard porn.


  • #4
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Women voting porn, yeah you dirty girl. You break all of societies rules


  • #5
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Amish porn


  • #6
    Duke Leonal Felmet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭Duke Leonal Felmet


    lol


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    Blatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    It's all about the Milf


  • #8
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Frogs porn.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OP get out and get a real ride, make sure to come back and tell us all about it.


  • #10
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Once a month? You stinking liar!


  • #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Porn on the forth of July.


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Porn Free

    as free as the wind blows


  • #13
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    What the hell is porn!!? :confused:


  • #14
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    The dirty Depraved kind.


  • #15
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Pregnant porn is my favourite.


  • #16
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    hands up all those in favour................durty durty feckers


  • #17
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Now magazine.


  • #18
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    http://thetrad.blogspot.com/2010/02/18th-century-french-porn.html

    Filth!


  • #19
    Joekers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Joekers


    Wrong forum, Christianity Forum that way >>>>;)


  • #20
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭STIG83


    2 girls, 1 cup


  • #21
    flanzer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,136 ✭✭✭flanzer


    What's most worrying about this whole episode is you only choking the chain once a month....Amateur


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Frogs porn.
    super_furry wrote: »
    http://thetrad.blogspot.com/2010/02/18th-century-french-porn.html

    Filth!

    You two should talk.


  • #23
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    I find this thread arousing.;)


  • #24
    Oh_Noes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    The porn sandwich brigade.


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    tempura wrote: »
    I find the this thread arousing.;)

    you are easily aroused, bet you don't last long


  • #26
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    hondasam wrote: »
    you are easily aroused, bet you don't last long

    Im a lady, we last all night !


  • #27
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Womb Raider.
    In Diana Jones.
    A Tale of Two T!tties.
    In-deep-end-ance Day.


  • #28
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    To quote Fr. Jack, 'hairy japanese ****s'


  • #29
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    tempura wrote: »
    Im a lady, we last all night !

    ... when someone else does the work.


  • #30
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    ... when someone else does the work.

    Ladies never have to do all the work :p


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    ... when someone else does the work.


    or working in shifts


  • #32
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I love those movies where a bunch of Brazilian lesbians get covered in chocolate.....it is chocolate right?


  • #33
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Ladies never have to do all the work :p



    and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)


  • #34
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Dotrel wrote: »
    You two should talk.

    I do, often. Helps greatly with communication I find.


  • #35
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    BBDBB wrote: »
    and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)

    Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

    The ladys are always in control:)


  • #36
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Blast your ma with wee porn .


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    super_furry wrote: »
    ....

    ^^^
    This kind also.


  • #38
    danniemcq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Ladies never have to do all the work :p

    just make sandwiches after


  • #39
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    What porn gets me off?

    I find anything with the sound turned on gets me put off the bus usually.


  • #40
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    how did the two girls 1 cup come about?

    Like, there has to be thousands of scat videos out there. It had to of been some sick pervy dude 'sharing' this video "he found" while slapping the tag line 2 girls 1 cup :o

    .. probably be described by his mates as so funny for sending it to them. but in reality some sick fu*k wanting to share his kink with his mates :pac:


  • #41
    Macken200
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Macken200


    I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    danniemcq wrote: »
    just make sandwiches after

    Only if he has pleased us enough, ladies never settle for second best!


  • #43
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    tempura wrote: »
    Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

    The "actresses" are always in control:)

    FYP. :pac:


  • #44
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    ^^^
    This kind also.

    Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.


  • #45
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    threesomes and lesbian antics ;)


  • #46
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Macken200 wrote: »
    I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?

    You really like the word "like."


  • #47
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Propane and propane accessories


  • #48
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    super_furry wrote: »
    Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.

    They're kind of sexy, in a Welsh sort of way. :pac:


  • #49
    Happyman42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Went to the doctor because I was getting pains in my leg.
    He told me to strip and lie on the couch.

    After a little while, 'You are gonna have to stop the ****', says he.

    Says I; 'why, is that what's causing the pain?'

    'No, I'm trying to fecking examine you!', says he.


  • #50
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    tempura wrote: »
    Im a lady, we last all night !

    If we last all night, we are no ladies :p


  • #51
    Macken200
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Macken200


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    You really like the word "like."

    What's not to like about it.. tis a good word when used in good context


  • Advertisement
This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement