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What porn gets you off?

  • 23-11-2011 2:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭


    So I knocked out a home run last night after clicking on a link that brought me to a site which could be only described as a "virtual arousing blonde twosome show" that went on for about 20 minutes of which I lasted about 10. I tend to drain the well once a month but it had only been about two weeks since I had last visited the fountain but was so aroused by this piece of method acting that I had me cacks down and was celebrating the lizard before I knew it!
    So what porn, if any gets u in the mood for a bit of Handy Andy or Lily Savage??

    Thread wont last three posts so be quick.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    asian midgets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Tard porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Women voting porn, yeah you dirty girl. You break all of societies rules


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Amish porn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭Duke Leonal Felmet


    lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    It's all about the Milf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Frogs porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    OP get out and get a real ride, make sure to come back and tell us all about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    Once a month? You stinking liar!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Porn on the forth of July.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Porn Free

    as free as the wind blows


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    What the hell is porn!!? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    The dirty Depraved kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Pregnant porn is my favourite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    hands up all those in favour................durty durty feckers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Now magazine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Joekers


    Wrong forum, Christianity Forum that way >>>>;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    2 girls, 1 cup


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    What's most worrying about this whole episode is you only choking the chain once a month....Amateur


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    I find this thread arousing.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    The porn sandwich brigade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    tempura wrote: »
    I find the this thread arousing.;)

    you are easily aroused, bet you don't last long


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    hondasam wrote: »
    you are easily aroused, bet you don't last long

    Im a lady, we last all night !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Womb Raider.
    In Diana Jones.
    A Tale of Two T!tties.
    In-deep-end-ance Day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    To quote Fr. Jack, 'hairy japanese ****s'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    tempura wrote: »
    Im a lady, we last all night !

    ... when someone else does the work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    ... when someone else does the work.

    Ladies never have to do all the work :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    ... when someone else does the work.


    or working in shifts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I love those movies where a bunch of Brazilian lesbians get covered in chocolate.....it is chocolate right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Ladies never have to do all the work :p



    and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Dotrel wrote: »
    You two should talk.

    I do, often. Helps greatly with communication I find.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    BBDBB wrote: »
    and you wonder why men invented porn?:rolleyes::p;)

    Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

    The ladys are always in control:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Blast your ma with wee porn .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    ....

    ^^^
    This kind also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Ladies never have to do all the work :p

    just make sandwiches after


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    What porn gets me off?

    I find anything with the sound turned on gets me put off the bus usually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    how did the two girls 1 cup come about?

    Like, there has to be thousands of scat videos out there. It had to of been some sick pervy dude 'sharing' this video "he found" while slapping the tag line 2 girls 1 cup :o

    .. probably be described by his mates as so funny for sending it to them. but in reality some sick fu*k wanting to share his kink with his mates :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Macken200


    I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    danniemcq wrote: »
    just make sandwiches after

    Only if he has pleased us enough, ladies never settle for second best!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    tempura wrote: »
    Men didn't invent porn, we just like you to think you did.

    The "actresses" are always in control:)

    FYP. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry



    Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    threesomes and lesbian antics ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Macken200 wrote: »
    I like likeness porn Like there's a pic of a girl here in the LL and there's a vid online of an Irish girl and her didlo and they look remarkably similar!! Like would I get away with posting both so they can be compared?

    You really like the word "like."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Propane and propane accessories


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Ahhh I see. Sorry, I'm more into this kind of Super Furries, and made this account a decade ago when that other, more deviant kind, weren't a thing.

    They're kind of sexy, in a Welsh sort of way. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,066 ✭✭✭✭Happyman42


    Went to the doctor because I was getting pains in my leg.
    He told me to strip and lie on the couch.

    After a little while, 'You are gonna have to stop the ****', says he.

    Says I; 'why, is that what's causing the pain?'

    'No, I'm trying to fecking examine you!', says he.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    tempura wrote: »
    Im a lady, we last all night !

    If we last all night, we are no ladies :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Macken200


    You really like the word "like."

    What's not to like about it.. tis a good word when used in good context


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