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  • #52
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,202 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    eviltwin wrote: »
    I don't know anyone who thinks like that anymore. No one under 70 anyway. If that attitude was persistent in the people I know I'd be distancing myself from them tbh. That kind of prudish, outdated thinking based solely on gender lines has no place in a modern society. Sex is a good thing, a pleasurable experience. It's sad some people still use it as a way of judging others


    It's one that a lot of people would wish would die out already, but it's still as prevalent in society as it always was, in my experience anyway. Funny thing is, it's actually less prevalent in the over 70's, than it is among the under 30's.


  • #53
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,202 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Not sticking your dick in diseased skanks would be a start.


    Keeping your dick to yourself is an even better start.


  • #54
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Not sticking your dick in diseased skanks would be a start.

    This from a guy (presumably) who calls himself SCHWIIING for god's sake! What are ye.....12?


  • #55
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


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  • #56
    youtube!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭youtube!


    diomed wrote: »
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    I don't get it...:o


  • #57
    ALiasEX
    Registered Users Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Perhaps they reduced their risk, or even avoided conceiving in the first place, with contraception?
    That doesn't give 100% guaruntee.


  • #58
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Not sticking your dick in diseased skanks would be a start.

    Not having sex ever also helps avoid STIs. I'm sure that won't be too difficult for you :)


  • #59
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,202 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    ALiasEX wrote: »
    That doesn't give 100% guaruntee.


    I never said it does, and nowhere in the post you quoted to make your point about not knowing who the father was, did the poster make any mention of any woman having gotten pregnant.


  • #60
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Brian from Bray wrote: »
    Whats your thought on ONS. Have you had one ? If not would you ?

    I myself have never had one in fear of picking up an STI or getting someone pregnant. Also not to mention the awkwardness the following morning.

    I've had loads, but the sex is always a let down. You can't beat sex with someone who knows what you like.


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  • #61
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,631 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Saipanne wrote: »
    I've had loads, but the sex is always a let down. You can't beat sex with someone who knows what you like.

    Ah it's easy, all women like the same thing. Bitta finger banging, few licks like a parched labrador drinkin' watur, six or eight almighty thrusts, obligatory "I'm gonna come now!" more of a threat than a promise, and roll off. Done & dusted in 25mins flat.


  • #62
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Ah it's easy, all women like the same thing. Bitta finger banging, few licks like a parched labrador drinkin' watur, six or eight almighty thrusts, obligatory "I'm gonna come now!" more of a threat than a promise, and roll off. Done & dusted in 25mins flat.

    25 minutes?

    Fcuk, I've been seriously short changed!


  • #63
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,202 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Ah it's easy, all women like the same thing. Bitta finger banging, few licks like a parched labrador drinkin' watur, six or eight almighty thrusts, obligatory "I'm gonna come now!" more of a threat than a promise, and roll off. Done & dusted in 25mins flat.


    Minutes? :eek:

    30 seconds, roll-on, roll-off :p


  • #64
    Ignatius in bloom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭Ignatius in bloom


    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »
    Ah it's easy, all women like the same thing. Bitta finger banging, few licks like a parched labrador drinkin' watur, six or eight almighty thrusts, obligatory "I'm gonna come now!" more of a threat than a promise, and roll off. Done & dusted in 25mins flat.

    FFS don't be given them ideas!


  • #65
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Aisling(",) wrote: »
    I've had a few but most were with people I already knew like a lad from college or an old friend.
    Never really found them awkward the next day you just get on with it.

    I just find it annoying that mindset of a girl who sleeps with someone she dosen't know is a slut where as the lad sleeping with the unknown girl gets off scot free.Two consenting adult using protection isn't anyone's business bar theirs.

    A key that opens many locks is a master key.

    A lock opened by many keys is a sh1t lock.


  • #66
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A key that opens many locks is a master key.

    A lock opened by many keys is a sh1t lock.

    A key that can't get near the lock is a sh*t key.


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  • #67
    ALiasEX
    Registered Users Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    I never said it does, and nowhere in the post you quoted to make your point about not knowing who the father was, did the poster make any mention of any woman having gotten pregnant.
    They mentioned their friends escaping pregnancy and unless their friends are women (which i didn't consider :o I should have just made my point without responding to someone else ) then they can't really be sure.


  • #68
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    eviltwin wrote: »
    I don't know anyone who thinks like that anymore. No one under 70 anyway. If that attitude was persistent in the people I know I'd be distancing myself from them tbh. That kind of prudish, outdated thinking based solely on gender lines has no place in a modern society. Sex is a good thing, a pleasurable experience. It's sad some people still use it as a way of judging others

    I saw a thread in PI a while ago. A woman had got drunk and arrived at a guys house that she had been in contact with online for only a short time. They ended up sleeping together. After that he wanted to keep online flirting with her but he didnt seem to want to ask her out. He said he was in no rush.

    anyway some of the advice that she was given was that she had "relegated" herself to "easy drunken shag". The post got 27 likes.

    another post suggested that he had "the patience of a saint" even though he slept with her. That post got 38 likes.

    Advisers or posters said that her "drunken impulsiveness" had probably turned him off yet he was being called a saint and it was said that he must really like her because he succumbed to her advances.

    It seemed to me that she was being scolded for her drunken error where he was being praised even though he showed lack of wilpower too when he was responsive to her advances.

    I know it doesnt prove anything but i just thought the reaction to that thread was interesting.


  • #69
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    Ahem....stump? I'm sorry for your troubles.

    Want me to PM you a pic to check :P : P lol


  • #70
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Whitewinged wrote: »
    I saw a thread in PI a while ago. A woman had got drunk and arrived at a guys house that she had been in contact with online for only a short time. They ended up sleeping together. After that he wanted to keep online flirting with her but he didnt seem to want to ask her out. He said he was in no rush.

    anyway some of the advice that she was given was that she had "relegated" herself to "easy drunken shag". The post got 27 likes.

    another post suggested that he had "the patience of a saint" even though he slept with her. That post got 38 likes.

    Advisers or posters said that her "drunken impulsiveness" had probably turned him off yet he was being called a saint and it was said that he must really like her because he succumbed to her advances.

    It seemed to me that she was being scolded for her drunken error where he was being praised even though he showed lack of wilpower too when he was responsive to her advances.

    I know it doesnt prove anything but i just thought the reaction to that thread was interesting.

    If it's the thread I'm thinking of,she came across as slightly erratic


  • #71
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    If it's the thread I'm thinking of,she came across as slightly erratic

    Even if she did, it was the fact that posters thought that he had "relegated" her to "easy drunken shag"

    why would he do that? Unless thats how some people think.


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  • #72
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Whitewinged wrote: »
    Even if she did, it was the fact that posters thought that he had "relegated" her to "easy drunken shag"

    why would he do that? Unless thats how some people think.

    I think the best advice for her would have been to lay off the booze


  • #73
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A key that opens many locks is a master key.

    A lock opened by many keys is a sh1t lock.

    Says a person dim enough to equate a penis with a key and a vagina with a lock. Ain't no lock down there last time I looked hun and I got to say that I've seen some interestingly shaped penises, but not key shaped. Sounds like a medical complaint to me.

    The simile is sh1t, as is the overall meaning intended by that tired, worn out little cliché.


  • #74
    Rhea Scary Headgear
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Rhea Scary Headgear


    Shrap wrote: »
    Says a person dim enough to equate a penis with a key and a vagina with a lock. Ain't no lock down there last time I looked hun and I got to say that I've seen some interestingly shaped penises, but not key shaped. Sounds like a medical complaint to me.

    The simile is sh1t, as is the overall meaning intended by that tired, worn out little cliché.

    A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine


    /nods sagely


  • #75
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    bluewolf wrote: »
    A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine


    /nods sagely

    Now. Hear her. :cool:

    Much better.


  • #76
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    bluewolf wrote: »
    A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine


    /nods sagely

    Consider that stolen! :D


  • #77
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Shrap wrote: »
    Says a person dim enough to equate a penis with a key and a vagina with a lock. Ain't no lock down there last time I looked hun and I got to say that I've seen some interestingly shaped penises, but not key shaped. Sounds like a medical complaint to me.

    The simile is sh1t, as is the overall meaning intended by that tired, worn out little cliché.

    It's quite true actually.


  • #78
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    It's quite true actually.


    I didn't realise that my vagina is a lock. So what does it open into? What's inside? I wonder if there's good storage space in there


  • #79
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I didn't realise that my vagina is a lock. So what does it open into? What's inside? I wonder if there's good storage space in there

    The storage space will depend on what's been stored in there previously and how frequently


  • #80
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Banana Ice wrote: »
    No its not actually. It's not women's goal to prevent men having sex with them. A woman who has sex with lots of men is a woman who just enjoys sex, there is nothing negative about it.

    There is always "that girl" in every local village or town. You'd take her home for a good rogering, but you wouldn't be seen talking to her after mass type of thing. Do you get me?


  • #81
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    The storage space will depend on what's been stored in there previously and how frequently

    What a load of ****e. In other words YOU have issues with women having an active sex life. Do you even see the logic fail in what you posted? If it's good for men to have sex, who are they meant to have it with?


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  • #82
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Banana Ice wrote: »
    No its not actually. It's not women's goal to prevent men having sex with them. A woman who has sex with lots of men is a woman who just enjoys sex, there is nothing negative about it.

    Well, possibly.

    Although I've met very few very promiscuous women who were all there in the head. And I've dated a stripper. Possibly this is true of over promiscuous men as well.

    Sure to some people this is just enjoyable aerobics, to others who need to score all the time, something seems missing.


  • #83
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    There is always "that girl" in every local village or town. You'd take her home for a good rogering, but you wouldn't be seen talking to her after mass type of thing. Do you get me?

    A few fine ewe's, maybe a fillie here and there don't count.


  • #84
    Username here
    Registered Users Posts: 1,044 ✭✭✭Username here


    eviltwin wrote: »
    What a load of ****e. ... If it's good for men to have sex, who are they meant to have it with?

    Their hands, obviously. Or each other :D


  • #85
    Brian from Bray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    There is always "that girl" in every local village or town. You'd take her home for a good rogering, but you wouldn't be seen talking to her after mass type of thing. Do you get me?

    Didn't think you were into women ? :pac:


  • #86
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I have yes.


  • #87
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Brian from Bray wrote: »
    Didn't think you were into women ? :pac:

    He's into ewe, Brian. ;) :pac:


  • #88
    Ughh
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭Ughh


    Brian from Bray wrote: »
    Would you ?
    I wouldn't.


  • #89
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,542 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    bluewolf wrote: »
    A pencil that gets sharpened too much is eventually reduced to nothing. A pencil sharpener can sharpen tons of pencils and be just fine


    /nods sagely

    <Tips hat>

    Well said, Bluey.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #90
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Jaysus lads, it's just sex like. The reason why we're all here in the first place. Remember the birds and bees business?

    Someone judging another person for having casual sex tells me all I need to know about that person. Off back to the 50s with you where that kind of attitude towards the most normal and natural and human act in the world belongs.

    Yes I've had a few ONS back in the day. Most were a bit forgettable, one or two were spectacular events, adventurous and liberating sex at its finest. Sometimes it's nice to not have to worry about the niceties and the awkward "I'll call you"s that come with sex with someone you already know and to just get down to the carnal no-strings business of getting your rocks off.


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  • #91
    Rhea Scary Headgear
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Rhea Scary Headgear


    eviltwin wrote: »
    Consider that stolen! :D
    ancapailldorcha wrote: »
    <Tips hat>

    Well said, Bluey.


    It's not mine but I feel it should be passed on :D


  • #92
    seenitall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭seenitall


    It's a young person's game. I'm so over them ... (yawn)

    Gimme a nice cosy sofa with my favourite blanket, some home-made chocolate pie and a good film or boards.ie at a pinch and I'll easily forego sex with a stranger...

    ... which was never my forte in the first place, hehe

    but siht, I'm getting old :(


  • #93
    Whitewinged
    Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    seenitall wrote: »
    It's a young person's game. I'm so over them ... (yawn)

    Gimme a nice cosy sofa with my favourite blanket, some home-made chocolate pie and a good film or boards.ie at a pinch and I'll easily forego sex with a stranger...

    ... which was never my forte in the first place, hehe

    but siht, I'm getting old :(

    Well you have seenitall :)


  • #94
    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    Well, possibly.

    Although I've met very few very promiscuous women who were all there in the head. And I've dated a stripper. Possibly this is true of over promiscuous men as well.

    Sure to some people this is just enjoyable aerobics, to others who need to score all the time, something seems missing.

    So stripper = promiscuous?

    Serious question :are you my granny?


  • #95
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Kev W wrote: »
    So stripper = promiscuous?

    Serious question :are you my granny?

    Well yeh she was promiscuous as well as getting her tits out for the lads for money. Since you asked. Also no I am not your granny

    (Apparently you think your granny dated strippers though. Good on her.)


  • #96
    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    Well yeh she was promiscuous as well as getting her tits out for the lads for money. Since you asked. Also no I am not your granny

    (Apparently you think your granny dated strippers though. Good on her.)

    So the promiscuity and the stripping were independent of each other. Yet you originally mentioned it as if they were synonymous.


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  • #97
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    The problem with these threads is its like having a conversation with 15 year olds. Everybody scores on the Internet.

    Any deviation from the party line and you get the intelligentsia joining "Hahaha you must be a granny. Hahaha."

    ONS are not for everybody. I partook for a a long time but if your self worth depends on scoring it can be psychologically damaging. Plenty are fine with it I'm sure. Many are not.

    Just read Mindy Kalings last book where she wonders about, as many women do, the safety for women of it all.


  • #98
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Kev W wrote: »
    So the promiscuity and the stripping were independent of each other. Yet you originally mentioned it as if they were synonymous.

    They tend to be Kev. Strippers are engaged in a sexual job, Kev. It doesn't attract everybody, Kev. It isn't a normal job, Kev. And many strippers are rarely just strippers as it happens.

    Now there was one girl who was totally together on that circle -- my girlfriends posse, she went on to become a doctor, but it's rare.


  • #99
    petrolcan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 898 ✭✭✭petrolcan


    Had one once. Woke up to an 11yo asking which uncle I was :(


  • #100
    Kev W
    Registered Users Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    They tend to be Kev. Strippers are engaged in a sexual job, Kev. It doesn't attract everybody, Kev. It isn't a normal job, Kev.

    Who, me?


  • #101
    siblers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,595 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    Never had a one night stand from a night out, I've had a few hook ups from POF/Tinder. I'll be honest, I felt like a bit of a rock star after them.


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