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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,530 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    I lasted about 4 or 5 lines. Just too painful to read.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    No, can't do it. I'll end up putting my fist through the wall behind me.

    I do really want to meet her though. Just to see exactly what sort pf human puts sh*t like that on social media.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Is there even one full stop?


  • Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Is there even one full stop?

    No, you have to take a really long breath before you start reading :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Gwen's post...My effort at inputting some basic grammar and trying to make it more readable. It still makes very little sense and I may have gotten lazy toward the end. It wasn't worth it at all :mad:

    Me and my phone chargers don't work out. They break up with me. They decided it's over, not going to work out. I'm not trying to charge your phone for you anymore. I'm finished, out the door, out the gap, get another one, a new one, I'm dumping you. Good on ya charger, that's all your good for. Good on ya, fair play to ya, you piece of junk.

    See, chargers are like men. They come, they go. Till you get a right charger that actually does the job. Sticks around for a good while, lasts for a good while. I've went through more chargers than the amount of times I've slept with fellas.

    Single life is way better because most men are interested in other girls or have feelings for their ex's still. Even tho one of the ex's or both of them have moved on a dildo. Does a better job than a fella yano so, call me every name under the sun, I will laugh my bleedin heart out.

    When ye don't have anything nice to say then don't say nothing at all. That way, no one be bullying anyone on and off Facebook. Think before you say and do something. #moto

    Don't know what drugs or both people are on. Accusing people in the wrong. You got to have facts straight before saying or doing anything. I'm no Saint but the drugs I used take I was young and dumb and experimenting. Always under higher level class.

    As for me sleeping with every guy going, getting on top of every guy going. Number one: I am not a pedo. I never since I turned 18, any guy I slept with or anything was 18 and above.
    Number 2: I'm friends with girls and guys so am I bi? So do I swing both ways so? Cause I am in my bollox off with every guy going.

    Alone in this town, never mind anywhere else, every guy in this town alone is with someone. So ya, sure, I am doing what ye all say I'm doing. I hear things back. Just like ye, I give out and be angry and rant and go down yer throats. Just like ye do to me. Hold up, back it up, I'm no push over. Ye don't let me walk all over ye. So why should I leave anyone of ye, anyone in this world, walk over me. Maybe it's time I start bating people up for wrongly accusing me and talking behind my back.

    So, what? I post about myself and my life. I'm entitled to do what I want. At least I'm not a druggie or junkie or a murder or a rapist. A cheater and a liar. I tell it straight, how it is.

    If ye hurt me or anyone close to me. Sorry doesn't cut it for me. Forgiveness is not on the cards, not an option, not unless you use a wild card. Which is actually leaving your actions speak louder than words. I'm fed up with forgiving people. Cause when they do wrong to me, they expect me to forgive them. I don't look or ask for forgiveness. It's totally up to the person or people I wronged.

    If I do not like you or ye it's nothing personal. It's just I don't trust many people, with their bad attitude. At least I changed and so did my bad attitude. Others won't change. Too darn stuck up with themselves. Hello! A celebrity isn't even perfect. I may not be stunning but I do have a heart of gold and sliver. I wears my heart on my sleeve but when someone hurts me, that's it. I don't like them, end of story. Not going to change my mind. Even sorry is not going to change my mind.

    If I wanted to text every single guy (even ones with someone) on my page right now, or ask random guys on dating sites or on the streets or in pubs, you want you scone or bread or do muffin buttered... (?) in other words, do you want to have sex with me? They will burst laughing, saying no offense, your too darn ugly and tell me where to go.

    Nothing wrong with spreading yourself around. Getting boys is how I live. So Britney Spears Celebrity Sensation Pop Icon Singer said in her song "it's my progative". Nothing wrong with having fun but there are worse things I could be saying and doing. As people said to me, there is worse people than you out there. I've seen people worse than you putting stuff up on this about themselves or others from other places. There is worse people that have made worser mistakes than you ever have.

    Thing is, I'm grown up and taught people more older than me would actually not bother entertaining younger than them. Funny thing is I can't help laughing in my own time at people who make little of themselves.

    Do ye want to know another reason? I was put into care. The judge declared mistreatment. Violence, both physically and Verbally. So that was one of the reasons I was in care. I am not bullying anyone that has kids but you got to not let your anger go as much as physical or proper verbal abuse. Not naming calling but any threat to hurt or harm anyone. No matter what wrong or rights they done. You may not do I to your kids but do it to others.

    Your kids do be taken from you in some situations. It happened me. That was the point I was trying to make but y'all jumped down my throat. It's up to the judge and jury at the end of the day. The judge and jury might fear that you could turn on your kids, or other kids, or your partner, or his kids with someone else. And it does happen. It happened in my own real birth Family.

    You do have to think of your actions before saying and doing anything. If I have kids, or had my dead child, because of all the lists of wrong things I done. Doesn't matter if I take a child care course and classes in the hospital. All that matters is the list of things I've done wrong in my past. It be then up to the probably family court whether or not I am still deemed fit. Even after changing myself and my life around.

    To be left have my kid, or kids in my care, everything you say or do does have consequences. You might not pay for your mistake today or tomorrow or in a year, but your past sure has a way of catching up to you. So does the truth and the lies. I have nothing against kids but when your take your anger over the line and start either accusing or threating, that is where your problem starts.

    My birth Family was torn up. And apart from it, want to know the last time I seen one of my birth sister? About 2013. It's now nearly 2020. Same with my other birth sister. I only bumped into her by chance this year here so forget about drugs and drink and rape, exclude them.

    Verbal and domestic, physical and spoken violence, to either with the intention of physical harming someone could get your kids taken from you because you might not be deemed fit. We all get angry but we all can't go around boxing and punching and kicking the **** out of people. I'd love to mangle some people and give them a hiding for bullying me or accusing me and doing and Saying Wrong to me but I know there be conquences. I'll have to pay what happens, if I beat someone up that is over 18 and I put them in a life threating situation, where they are holding on for dear life. Suffering badly from the injuries. What happens if I have them in a coma? They may never wake up from what happens. If I kill them, murder them. What happens if I push them down steeps or in front of a car, causing their death? There is going to be conquences and I can kiss my life and kids goodbye. Either the kids be with my partner or family or could end up in care.

    I think a lot of people need management more than me, and a therapist. Cause I wouldn't take it to the point now, with anyone over 18 beating the up. I learnt from my past mistakes. Violence isn't the answer, everything has consequences.

    Even if that is someone taking their own life of how they are being treated. So all I ask is in 2020, we don't bring up people's pasts, we don't accuse, we don't threaten with violence of really wanting to harm someone or an animal. We don't keep up the name calling when you have sex even once your then a tramp from that moment on.

    So, I'm not offended a guy love me for who I am. Mistakes, past, flaws and all in time. I don't chase and I don't be hopping in and out of relationships. What's the point of getting into a relationship if it is only going end before a year is up? Or what's the point of keeping the charade up for years when it's going to end? I can say a lot of people have lead guys and girls on but I wouldn't do it, as I wouldn't cheat, I'm loyal and that's why people are jealous of me. Envy me cause I'm adored and lived by all. Even in time, my frenemies will forgive me. Those I wronged will forgive me.

    I'm not perfect, are ye? There is worse girls and guys doing worser than me. Doing things under the age of 18. Even adults girls and guys that do worse than me. There is guys and girls that are escorts and do a lot worse. I like to experiment a bit and experience things, as that is what life is about. Not turning 18 or before 18 and "hey I'm engaged, I'm married, have family". That is for some people, not for me.

    I'm not a one that gets in and out of relationships faster than the speed of light. Going through 10 guys in one whole year. Unlike a lot of people. So, really no one can talk about me, just like ye say I can't talk about ye.

    FML.


  • Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Gwen's post...My effort at inputting some basic grammar and trying to make it more readable. It still makes very little sense and I may have gotten lazy toward the end. It wasn't worth it at all :mad:

    FML.

    Jaysus, fair play to you. I was thinking about doing that, but then I decided that I won't bother.

    Anyway, tag yourself - I'm Britney Spears Celebrity Sensation Pop Icon Singer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Amazing what a slow day in work can make you do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "Enshures"

    "Sturbreey/banna"

    50e.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    "Enshures"

    "Sturbreey/banna"

    50e.

    Wot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    aoh wrote: »
    Wot?

    Strawberry and banana flavoured Ensures (supplement)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    Strawberry and banana flavoured Ensures (supplement)

    Oh sweet fupp!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    Oh I just can't!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Wtf is #moto? Is she talking about a phone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Wtf is #moto? Is she talking about a phone?


    I suspect she meant #metoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Wtf is #moto? Is she talking about a phone?

    I saw that whilst fixing it up and can only assume she's a big fan of the Hello Moto advertising campaign. Or she royally f*cked up #metoo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Scoundrel


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Wtf is #moto? Is she talking about a phone?

    I thought it was meant to be #motto as in that's my motto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,533 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Ensures

    Sounds like a brand name of incontinence pad.

    Yum.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    I don't want to repost the whole thing, but this bit made me laugh;
    Even tho one of the ex's or both of them have moved on a dildo. Does a better job than a fella yano so,
    How a misplaced comma or full stop, intentional or otherwise,
    can change the meaning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    Can someone help me with this?
    Rip <three praying emojis> to my godmother aunt Margaret so sad to no she past away not noin why and where when she died or where she’s buried <four crying emojis> <four broken heart emojis>

    Are they upset about aunt Margaret not knowing that she died?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Can someone help me with this?



    Are they upset about aunt Margaret not knowing that she died?

    Also, aren't those "praying" emojis actually high five emojis?


  • Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Also, aren't those "praying" emojis actually high five emojis?

    I just had a quick google and apparently it can be both! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    I seen a picture of a fella pretending to dj at a house party on Facebook . He wrote underneath it

    " I'm a dj anal now "

    Did he mean "and all " or is his dj name " dj anal"


  • Registered Users Posts: 401 ✭✭soiseztomabel


    Life is hard...Dont care wat pll think of me i did wat i did get over it i did bad so wat i did my jail rated on no one but **** is ur thanks yeh even if u was robbin a tea bag with ye wood dickhead..but life in ballybeg is like Eastenders Emmerdale Fair ****e and the Glee ha storys storys hey friends come and go but famley Is ware the heart is blood is ticker the water famley wil always be their if u have a brain ull be grand 🙂 🙂 DONT TRUST ANYBODY jus ur MaM and DAD 🙂 🙂 O:-)=-O:OB-)o_O:-X:-\O:-)O:-):-*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,533 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    if u have a brain ull be grand

    they're fúcked so.

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭fyfe79


    Life is hard...Dont care wat pll think of me i did wat i did get over it i did bad so wat i did my jail rated on no one but **** is ur thanks yeh even if u was robbin a tea bag with ye wood dickhead..but life in ballybeg is like Eastenders Emmerdale Fair ****e and the Glee ha storys storys hey friends come and go but famley Is ware the heart is blood is ticker the water famley wil always be their if u have a brain ull be grand &#55357;&#56898; &#55357;&#56898; DONT TRUST ANYBODY jus ur MaM and DAD &#55357;&#56898; &#55357;&#56898; O:-)=-O:OB-)o_O:-X:-\O:-)O:-):-*

    Eastenders & Emmerdale are pretty much the only words spelled correctly in that affront to the language. Obviously a fan of the Soaps.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    got a new page opened ppl so add me if i dnt expect ya den i dnt like ya


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Life is hard...Dont care wat pll think of me i did wat i did get over it i did bad so wat i did my jail rated on no one but **** is ur thanks yeh even if u was robbin a tea bag with ye wood dickhead..but life in ballybeg is like Eastenders Emmerdale Fair ****e and the Glee ha storys storys hey friends come and go but famley Is ware the heart is blood is ticker the water famley wil always be their if u have a brain ull be grand 🙂 🙂 DONT TRUST ANYBODY jus ur MaM and DAD 🙂 🙂 O:-)=-O:OB-)o_O:-X:-\O:-)O:-):-*


    I wonder if it's too late to ask Santa for a last minute gift.

    I'd really like someone to do me a little "family is where the heart is blood is the thicker the water" cross stitch thing to hang in the hall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    fyfe79 wrote: »
    Eastenders & Emmerdale are pretty much the only words spelled correctly in that affront to the language. Obviously a fan of the Soaps.

    Probably started watching them in prison


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    ⚠️ *** WARNING *** ⚠️

    If you get a link called "Ronan Keating sings Christmas Songs" don't open it...

    It's a link to Ronan Keating singing Christmas Songs ���� [see no evil emoji] [sad crying smiley emoji]




    edit: just looked it up, that's actually the 'loudly crying face' emoji, according to unicode.org


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    ⚠️ *** WARNING *** ⚠️

    If you get a link called "Ronan Keating sings Christmas Songs" don't open it...

    It's a link to Ronan Keating singing Christmas Songs ���� [see no evil emoji] [sad crying smiley emoji]




    edit: just looked it up, that's actually the 'loudly crying face' emoji, according to unicode.org

    That's quite funny in fairness. :D:D:D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Thanks for the warning about people trying to steal dogs but please learn to spell before posting on Facebook.


    People be careful 2 men tryed too take my dogs this morning at 7 30 they even had lock takeing of my gate they driveing small white van kk reg


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Maybe acknowledge that some people have dyslexia when posting Battle Corp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Proposed new FB buttons.

    497768.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    khalessi wrote: »
    Maybe acknowledge that some people have dyslexia when posting Battle Corp
    Most people just suffer from lazy-itus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,215 ✭✭✭khalessi


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Most people just suffer from lazy-itus.

    Maybe or just a lack of education never getting the swapping it y for ied or dyslexia.

    I have no idea but just highlighting it could be an issue. Generally mistakes like those aren't usually just lazyitis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    khalessi wrote: »
    Maybe or just a lack of education never getting the swapping it y for ied or dyslexia.

    I have no idea but just highlighting it could be an issue. Generally mistakes like those aren't usually just lazyitis

    In fairness, K, there would be no thread if we took that into account.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,939 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    'xhristmass'


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    hey friends come and go but famley Is ware the heart is blood is ticker the water famley wil always be their

    You know when someone takes the p1ss out of these kind of posts and statuses, and they deliberately make spelling mistakes and switch lose/loose around to make it seem like they're dumber than ditch water?

    If you took the sentence "Hey, friends come and go........but, family is where the heart is. Blood is thicker than water!.....Family will always be there" and deliberately tried to make a bags of it, it would still not be as all over the place as the quote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭kevcos


    Saw an article on RTE today about a tragic inquest.
    I had an inkling that those closely involved could be a source of ridiculous facebook correspondence and boy o boy was I right.

    Far too many classics to list from this lady.
    Read below her refuting allegations that her new bf is a rapist.

    "No down in the Garda station and I got his report he's not a rapist so uwhoever break knows you're going to noble by i am her with the gards and it just handed me the record he's not a rapist"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,748 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    If that is to do with that poor child - she never stood a chance.

    You have to have a licence for a dog but can have as many children as you like.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    If that is to do with that poor child - she never stood a chance.

    You have to have a licence for a dog but can have as many children as you like.

    Saw a video on here of the two scummers getting the sh!te kicked out of them when they tried to return to their house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    I actually love Christmas,but when the likes of gangster gee jacinta ,starts putting up the photos of what Santa left young AJ (anto junior) it does me head in 😡😡 iPhone 11 cause he keeps taking her phone to watch peppa pig,and the little brat keeps hanging up on anto when he rings 😂😂 ****ing gas child
    A scrambler because he is every bar of his da a ****ing dare devil 🀣
    A play station 4,that he can play in nanny’s when he has a sleepover,so she can watch the late late in peace,dressed head to toe in moncler,only the best for there little teddy bear ,and a heap of other stuff cause she sells her muff .....the child is turning 3 in March 😂😂 **** of jacinta they only joy your having this Christmas,is the one your visiting anto in 😂😂


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    **** of jacinta the only joy your having this Christmas,is the one your visiting anto in

    Fecking brilliant :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭Historybluff


    Kids are hiding under parked pick-up trucks! Minister for Transport Shane Ross needs to arrange a public awareness campaign on this pronto!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    9 year old repost. Any translators available?? :

    today paddy the pirate is a jack nasty face with whopping kettle drums who is going to sack tanya theunderstrapper and alma the hoddy doddy who have very very fartleberry arses cuz they is queer as dicks hatband so there xxxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭selectamatic


    Woman shares a women's aid status about the tragic death of Nadine Lott and starts into a rant about male violence.

    Interestingly this same woman was involved in a violent unprovoked assault on a man in his mid 80's a couple of years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,533 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    gangster gee jacinta

    :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Scrap the cap!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,515 ✭✭✭valoren


    For everyone chatting **** about me ..if i was some sort of a peado i wudnt b at home since d court case i b in limerick prison serving a good and lng sentence dat PEADOS serve and only rite !! If any of ye read d echoe d day after ye nosey holes wud knw wat really happened RANT OVER !!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    I've my tree done but got angry with wish through customer support why don't they have an Irish number to ring because my lights and robot hoover didn't arrive yesterday and they both were to arrive yesterday I've another thing I ordered to arrive tomorrow so I better get all 3 of them tomorrow cause can't put tinsel on my tree without the lights my lights I ordered on wish were to arrive last Friday then got daelayed so was told id have them yesterday got nothing I'd be waiting awhile for the smart lights cause only ordered them but will have them for next year and not have to get them next year 105 lights on eBay and all your talking 90 euro on 80 if lucky but 90 on even for 105 lights but my play pen mental fence hasn't arrived yet so a chair on top of the table to protect my baby* is all I can do mind ye she went for decorations today off the tree started chewing them I've to give her a bit of chocolate as didn't have treats or ham to get her to drop it really clever she is very smart and all she wants it all her own way too much like me definitely

    *The baby in question is the dog. I messaged her telling her chocolate is poisonous to dogs and she told me to F off, her dog loves it and to mind my own business :(:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,265 ✭✭✭✭Sadb


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    I've my tree done but got angry with wish through customer support why don't they have an Irish number to ring because my lights and robot hoover didn't arrive yesterday and they both were to arrive yesterday I've another thing I ordered to arrive tomorrow so I better get all 3 of them tomorrow cause can't put tinsel on my tree without the lights my lights I ordered on wish were to arrive last Friday then got daelayed so was told id have them yesterday got nothing I'd be waiting awhile for the smart lights cause only ordered them but will have them for next year and not have to get them next year 105 lights on eBay and all your talking 90 euro on 80 if lucky but 90 on even for 105 lights but my play pen mental fence hasn't arrived yet so a chair on top of the table to protect my baby* is all I can do mind ye she went for decorations today off the tree started chewing them I've to give her a bit of chocolate as didn't have treats or ham to get her to drop it really clever she is very smart and all she wants it all her own way too much like me definitely

    *The baby in question is the dog. I messaged her telling her chocolate is poisonous to dogs and she told me to F off, her dog loves it and to mind my own business :(:(

    If she ordered Christmas lights on wish then late arrival is the least of her worries! Hilarious that she thinks they’ll still work next year.


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