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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #2552
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Lavinia wrote: »
    delorean

    do u know of it?

    Yep, Doc Brown drove one

    Where were they built?


  • #2553
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Belfast I believe.

    Am I right?


  • #2554
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Belfast I believe.

    Am I right?

    Ye I think you are

    Do you find that some people often mistake self righteousness for compassion?


  • #2555
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Ye I think you are

    Do you find that some people often mistake self righteousness for compassion?

    I find that people often mistake rabbits for hares.

    What type of engineering would you be most suited to?


  • #2556
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I find that people often mistake rabbits for hares.

    What type of engineering would you be most suited to?

    Engineering my way out of sticky situations

    Should the captain always go down with his ship?


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  • #2557
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Engineering my way out of sticky situations

    Should the captain always go down with his ship?

    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?


  • #2558
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?

    You can be a wanker without the look of one so the shoes are irrelevant

    What's the coolest uniform?


  • #2559
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    It would seem a foolhardy thing to do. Certainly shouldn't be the first to jump ship though.

    Are decks shoes the 'feather in the cap' of the wanker look?

    For me it's the "fashionable" rugby shirts... but dick (sic) shoes are up there alright

    Shall we be productive today ?


  • #2560
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    You can be a wanker without the look of one so the shoes are irrelevant

    What's the coolest uniform?

    McDonalds.
    Erik Shin wrote: »
    For me it's the "fashionable" rugby shirts... but dick (sic) shoes are up there alright

    Shall we be productive today ?

    Not being unproductive may be as productive as I can be.

    Do you have infectious enthusiasm or are you just infectious?


  • #2561
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    McDonalds.



    Not being unproductive may be as productive as I can be.

    Do you have infectious enthusiasm or are you just infectious?

    Not infectious, contagious

    Are you contaminated?


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  • #2562
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not infectious, contagious

    Are you contaminated?

    Not with Hepatitis B C Syphilis or Aids anyway according to a text I got.


    Ever gotten a marketing call and led the person on?


  • #2563
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not with Hepatitis B C Syphilis or Aids anyway according to a text I got.


    Ever gotten a marketing call and led the person on?

    One of my favourite hobbies

    Do you do any surveys?


  • #2564
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    One of my favourite hobbies

    Do you do any surveys?

    I usually do the online ones...rental car type things...I get a bit annoyed though when they say it'll take 2 mins and it's closer to 10.

    Do you think a call you've made has ever been used for training purposes?


  • #2565
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I usually do the online ones...rental car type things...I get a bit annoyed though when they say it'll take 2 mins and it's closer to 10.

    Do you think a call you've made has ever been used for training purposes?

    With the turnover of staff in call centres, it's quite likely one of my many calls has been used for training.

    Does it bother you that all you online activity is stored and available to security forces around the world?


  • #2566
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    With the turnover of staff in call centres, it's quite likely one of my many calls has been used for training.

    Does it bother you that all you online activity is stored and available to security forces around the world?

    Not in the least. Given the amount of online users and the huge volume of content generated everyday I don't think anything I do will stand out much.

    How long should a chewing gum retain it's flavour?


  • #2567
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not in the least. Given the amount of online users and the huge volume of content generated everyday I don't think anything I do will stand out much.

    How long should a chewing gum retain it's flavour?

    About 30mins

    Did you ever stick chewing gum anywhere you shouldn't as a child?


  • #2568
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    About 30mins

    Did you ever stick chewing gum anywhere you shouldn't as a child?

    In my mouth. It's not for kids, choking hazard.

    Are there any warning signs up around your home?


  • #2569
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    In my mouth. It's not for kids, choking hazard.

    Are there any warning signs up around your home?

    Now that I think of it, there are none.

    Do you check your spam folder for mis-routed emails?


  • #2570
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Now that I think of it, there are none.

    Do you check your spam folder for mis-routed emails?

    No

    Are you any good at stone skipping?


  • #2571
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No

    Are you any good at stone skipping?

    A couple of skips is all I can do.

    Why do bottles of water have best before dates on them?


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  • #2572
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A couple of skips is all I can do.

    Why do bottles of water have best before dates on them?

    I looked it up and it's because the plastic goes bad and chemicals might get into the water :/

    Ever accidentally buy that disgusting sparking water from a vending machine?


  • #2573
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I looked it up and it's because the plastic goes bad and chemicals might get into the water :/

    Ever accidentally buy that disgusting sparking water from a vending machine?

    Which one, so I can avoid it?


    Are you out enjoying the weather?


  • #2574
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Which one, so I can avoid it?


    Are you out enjoying the weather?

    Just back in from an hours walk.

    Do you prefer to walk alone or with company?


  • #2575
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Just back in from an hours walk.

    Do you prefer to walk alone or with company?

    Alone

    What's your pet peeve when walking?


  • #2576
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Alone

    What's your pet peeve when walking?

    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?


  • #2577
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?

    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?


  • #2578
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    When you do that little trip thing but you don't actually fall and then you automatically have to look around and see if anyone saw you :/

    Did you ever own a slinky?

    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?


  • #2579
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    I didn't but my kids have owned them briefly, damn things always end up twisted and thrown out.

    So quiet in here, where has everyone gone the last couple of days?

    Blame the weather, it's always the weather.

    Do you enjoy a good lightening storm?


  • #2580
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Blame the weather, it's always the weather.

    Do you enjoy a good lightening storm?

    Oh yes! Always wake my daughter to watch it and we cheer the claps of thunder too, the louder the better!

    Wish we had a thunderstorm now.....would you like One?


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  • #2581
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Oh yes! Always wake my daughter to watch it and we cheer the claps of thunder too, the louder the better!

    Wish we had a thunderstorm now.....would you like One?

    I was driving in one last night, that's enough for now.

    Who is your favourite cop duo?


  • #2582
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    I was driving in one last night, that's enough for now.

    Who is your favourite cop duo?

    Riggs and Murtaugh.

    Do you ever have a real crazy moment, where all sense just dissapears?


  • #2583
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    Riggs and Murtaugh.

    Do you ever have a real crazy moment, where all sense just dissapears?

    Not since 2006

    Do you wear sensible shoes?


  • #2584
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not since 2006

    Do you wear sensible shoes?

    Stylish but sensible.

    Does your barber/hairdresser know what to do without you saying anything?


  • #2585
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Stylish but sensible.

    Does your barber/hairdresser know what to do without you saying anything?

    Yes, more or less, hair has been the same colour/style for awhile now.

    Have you ever died your hair a mad colour?


  • #2586
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, more or less, hair has been the same colour/style for awhile now.

    Have you ever died your hair a mad colour?

    I have never dyed my hair any colour.
    There's a few grey ones beginning to appear though..might need to get
    me some just for men.

    Do you own any memorabilia?


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  • #2587
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I have never dyed my hair any colour.
    There's a few grey ones beginning to appear though..might need to get
    me some just for men.

    Do you own any memorabilia?

    I have a few things from concerts and old tickets.

    Ever have your makeup done?


  • #2588
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I have a few things from concerts and old tickets.

    Ever have your makeup done?

    I have not ever had my makeup done.

    Panty Bliss...wtf if that all about?


  • #2589
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I have not ever had my makeup done.

    Panty Bliss...wtf if that all about?

    Each to their own.

    What about a manicure?


  • #2590
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Each to their own.

    What about a manicure?

    I have never had a manicure. I clip my nail and give them a quick fail.
    What else is there to do to them?

    Are you a beautician?


  • #2591
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I have never had a manicure. I clip my nail and give them a quick fail.
    What else is there to do to them?

    Are you a beautician?

    Nope

    Were you hoping I was so that I could do your makeup for you and give you a manicure?


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  • #2592
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Nope

    Where you hoping I was so that I could do your makeup for you and give you a manicure?

    Yes, and I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

    Are you affected by the bank holiday in the UK today?


  • #2593
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Yes, and I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

    Are you affected by the bank holiday in the UK today?

    Not that I know of.

    Do you remember when most of the shops were closed on a Sunday?


  • #2594
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Not that I know of.

    Do you remember when most of the shops were closed on a Sunday?

    I remember it well , simpler times!

    Do you look around the shops much ?


  • #2595
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I remember it well , simpler times!

    Do you look around the shops much ?

    If I'm in a shop I'm probably looking for something specific so I wouldn't browse around unless it was for a present and I haven't a clue what to get and need inspiration.

    Would you prefer 3 arms or 3 legs?


  • #2596
    Bishopsback
    Registered Users Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Bishopsback


    gramar wrote: »
    If I'm in a shop I'm probably looking for something specific so I wouldn't browse around unless it was for a present and I haven't a clue what to get and need inspiration.

    Would you prefer 3 arms or 3 legs?

    Arms, 3 legs could be awkward.

    How long can you go without cursing or swearing?


  • #2597
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Bishopsback wrote: »
    Arms, 3 legs could be awkward.

    How long can you go without cursing or swearing?

    Not fucking long is the predictable answer.

    Ever bought anything from a late night shopping channel?


  • #2598
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not fucking long is the predictable answer.

    Ever bought anything from a late night shopping channel?

    I could never be tempted

    Have you ever rang a premium rate number?


  • #2599
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I could never be tempted

    Have you ever rang a premium rate number?

    I do, I give Ferguis Gibosn a bell everyday for a horrorscope update.

    Would you be interested in buying a star or a few acres on the moon or a planet?


  • #2600
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    I do, I give Ferguis Gibosn a bell everyday for a horrorscope update.

    Would you be interested in buying a star or a few acres on the moon or a planet?

    No I wouldn't

    Are Twinkle Twinkle Litle Star and the ABC song the same or slightly different? And what about Baa Baa Black Sheep, that's sounds similar too?


  • #2601
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    No I wouldn't

    Are Twinkle Twinkle Litle Star and the ABC song the same or slightly different? And what about Baa Baa Black Sheep, that's sounds similar too?

    Now that you say it they are.
    We've been duped all along.

    Whats the longest book you've read?


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