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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #1592
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    It would have to be God's house for me.

    Does going to mass make people cough more?

    Not sure; Do more people with colds and flu go to mass just in the hope the mass will make them better?


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    #1593
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not sure; Do more people with colds and flu go to mass just in the hope the mass will make them better?

    I don't think most of them have that much faith.

    Do you think Christianity is based on a false premise and that Jesus died of a cough and not on the cross?


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    #1594
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't think most of them have that much faith.

    Do you think Christianity is based on a false premise and that Jesus died of a cough and not on the cross?


    That is quite possible!

    Do you believe Jesus performed miracles or was he the David Blaine of his day?


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    #1595
    Lavinia
    Registered Users Posts: 8,089 ✭✭✭Lavinia


    I believe those stories are symbolic(ly true).

    Ready for tomorrow?


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    #1596
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lavinia wrote: »
    I believe those stories are symbolic(ly true).

    Ready for tomorrow?

    I haven't given it much thought. Another routine ridden day no doubt.
    If anything out of the ordinary happens it'll probably be something bad.

    Do you listen to songs that suit your mood or songs that change your mood?


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    #1597
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    I haven't given it much thought. Another routine ridden day no doubt.
    If anything out of the ordinary happens it'll probably be something bad.

    Do you listen to songs that suit your mood or songs that change your mood?


    I'd say songs that suit my mood as I'm wicked for feeling nostalgic so will usually listen to stuff from the 80s:)

    How old were you when you had your first kiss?


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    #1598
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    I'd say songs that suit my mood as I'm wicked for feeling nostalgic so will usually listen to stuff from the 80s:)

    How old were you when you had your first kiss?

    I think I was 13.

    Would you choose the same person for your first kiss if you had your time back?


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    #1599
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I think I was 13.

    Would you choose the same person for your first kiss if you had your time back?

    Christ no....he nearly swallowed me.

    How many times do you chew your food before swallowing?


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    #1600
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Christ no....he nearly swallowed me.

    How many times do you chew your food before swallowing?

    Enough times.

    Do you find anything hard to swallow?


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    #1601
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Enough times.

    Do you find anything hard to swallow?

    Only stuff I havent chewed enough.

    Guess how much I've just won on a scratchcard?


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    #1602
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Only stuff I havent chewed enough.

    Guess how much I've just won on a scratchcard?

    Nathin.

    Would you like to spin the wheel with Marty?


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    #1603
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Nathin.

    Would you like to spin the wheel with Marty?

    No.

    Would you do it with him if my ticket got drawn and I offered you 2000e?


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    #1604
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    No.

    Would you do it with him if my ticket got drawn and I offered you 2000e?

    I'd do it with Marty for free..oh you mean spin the wheel? Make it 5k.

    What's an appropriate age to start wearing a moustache?


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    #1605
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I'd do it with Marty for free..oh you mean spin the wheel? Make it 5k.

    What's an appropriate age to start wearing a moustache?

    They don't suit me so no age..

    How often do you shave?


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    #1606
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    They don't suit me so no age..

    How often do you shave?

    I haven't had a full shave for 6 or 7 years.

    Would you prefer to be a vet or a doctor?


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    #1607
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I haven't had a full shave for 6 or 7 years.

    Would you prefer to be a vet or a doctor?

    A doctor.

    Last time you had a full physical examination?


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    #1608
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    A doctor.

    Last time you had a full physical examination?

    Genuinely can't remember.

    Anyone else can't sleep tonight?


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    #1609
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Colser wrote: »
    Genuinely can't remember.

    Anyone else can't sleep tonight?

    Yep..
    Aren't 3 day weeks just the best ?


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    #1610
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    Yep..
    Aren't 3 day weeks just the best ?

    3 day weeks are fcuking A.

    Do you have your own parking spot at work?


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    #1611
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    3 day weeks are fcuking A.

    Do you have your own parking spot at work?

    I do except for some mornings when some dope parks incorrectly and throws the whole system off.

    Have you had to deal with any dopes this morning?


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    #1612
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    3 day weeks are fcuking A.

    Do you have your own parking spot at work?

    I do except for some mornings when some dope parks uncorrectly and throws the whole system off.

    Have you had to deal with any dopes this morning?


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    #1613
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,993 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    I do except for some mornings when some dope parks uncorrectly and throws the whole system off.

    Have you had to deal with any dopes this morning?

    just myself.

    Have you ever gone into work when the office was officially closed, so as you could catch up on your work?


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    #1614
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    everlast75 wrote: »
    just myself.

    Have you ever gone into work when the office was officially closed, so as you could catch up on your work?

    No, when it's closed it's closed. I answer emails and make the odd call from home if necessary.

    Do you ever lick the plate?


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    #1615
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    No, when it's closed it's closed. I answer emails and make the odd call from home if necessary.

    Do you ever lick the plate?

    Not since I left home...my dinners don't compare to my mothers.

    Ever worried that a question on here is a euphemism and your answer is ****e?


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    #1616
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Not since I left home...my dinners don't compare to my mothers.

    Ever worried that a question on here is a euphemism and your answer is ****e?

    I wouldn't be worrying about any questions on here.
    If it was a euphemism it was unintended. For once.

    Is having a hitch handy for parking?


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    #1617
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I wouldn't be worrying about any questions on here.
    If it was a euphemism it was unintended. For once.

    Is having a hitch handy for parking?
    Don't reverse anywhere near my car if you have one.

    If you rub your wheel off a kerb do you feel like slapping yourself?


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    #1618
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Don't reverse anywhere near my car if you have one.

    If you rub your wheel off a kerb do you feel like slapping yourself?

    It wouldn't bother me unless it was a rental.
    I do call myself a spa when I grind the gears though.

    Has your name ever been in lights?


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    #1619
    [Deleted User]
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    gramar wrote: »
    It wouldn't bother me unless it was a rental.
    I do call myself a spa when I grind the gears though.

    Has your name ever been in lights?

    It's something I still aspire to

    What size plates do you use for dinner at home?


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    #1620
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It's something I still aspire to

    What size plates do you use for dinner at home?

    Dinner sized ones. About 25cm across maybe.

    Roof tiles. Cool eating plates or just mispurposed roof tiles?


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    #1621
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Dinner sized ones. About 25cm across maybe.

    Roof tiles. Cool eating plates or just mispurposed roof tiles?

    Germ infested..leave them for the roof.

    Grilled or fried food?


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