Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:18pm

People who take selfies in the gym

Spunge · 31-08-2015 7:18pm

desertcircus wrote: »

The use of the term SJW in a negative sense.

pretty sure SJW is only ever used in a derogatory manner.

darkpagandeath · 31-08-2015 7:19pm

SSLguru wrote: »

Someone who promotes the reckless open borders policy this country has.

Of course if you oppose reckless mass immigration they will scream "racist " at you whilst then droning on about diversity.

White guilt is eating them alive

You will find that brand of *****r will not be living anywhere near where the migrants will be housed.

PTH2009 · 31-08-2015 7:26pm

Guys wearing jerseys but have no idea about the team or the sport etc

professore · 31-08-2015 7:26pm

SSLguru wrote: »

People who encourage mass immigration whilst we are in the middle of a housing crisis and can't even look after our own

Housing crisis caused by wanker politicians in one of the least densely populated countries in Europe.

Who the hell is encouraging mass immigration anyway? We have very little immigration outside the EU.

Beanntraigheach · 31-08-2015 7:31pm

People who smile constantly - so fake.

Breaston Plants · 31-08-2015 7:31pm

People taking selfies, selfie sticks, glasses with no lenses.

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:34pm

People who clean their car every 2nd day

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:35pm

Haven't got a chance to read the whole thread but I take iit that this has been said before .

People who use the word epic

Just die , screaming.

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:37pm

People who class 10-15 year old 3 series BMW'S as luxury cars.

They're about as luxury as a bottle of tesco cork dry gin ffs.

Youngblood.III · 31-08-2015 7:38pm

People who refer to themselves as the "Boss" "Manager" "Leader"

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:38pm

People who use Instagram and hashtags.

arayess · 31-08-2015 7:39pm

anyway if this thread taught me anything it's that I'm a tosser.
A1 material

Kev W · 31-08-2015 7:39pm

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

People who smile constantly - so fake.

Or, you know, they might be just generally happy people.

Youngblood.III · 31-08-2015 7:40pm

Anyone currently wearing a beard and "that" haircut....with the "Dandy" clothes.

Buona Fortuna · 31-08-2015 7:42pm

People who don't like beans on a fry.

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:42pm

Anyone who posts their weekly grocery shopping onto Facebook , how can you sleep at night

SSLguru · 31-08-2015 7:43pm

People who post a picture of their pint whilst in the airport waiting for their flight .

Hans Bricks · 31-08-2015 7:44pm

SSLGURU I think you need an punching bag

RayCon · 31-08-2015 7:44pm

People.

Ol' Donie · 31-08-2015 7:48pm

RayCon wrote: »

People.

Ugh, people.

****.

Seriously.

SpaceSasqwatch · 31-08-2015 7:52pm

professore wrote: »

When you let someone out in front of you from a side road and they ignore you completely - no wave of thanks or anything. This seems to be something women do far more than men for some reason.

I have done even more research than that...and its nearly always BMW owners too.****

Wouldnt mind but I love BMW's , the way they drive , looks and other stuff but I'd be afraid if I bought one I'd turn into a tosser as well.So Im stuck in a ford Ka.

Hans Bricks · 31-08-2015 7:52pm

Gym ****. How vacuous do you have to be to think anyone really gIves a **** about a progress report on your daily split ?? Do it for yourself. Not a vanity trip.

PTH2009 · 31-08-2015 7:55pm

People who complain about having no money weeks before pay day but they have thousands in savings

Pub workers who think there job is hard. Try working in customer service where the people are 100% sober

EagererBeaver · 31-08-2015 7:58pm

Niall Harbison and anyone else ever involved with Lovin Dublin.

weemcd · 31-08-2015 7:58pm

Any sunny day you go to your local park and there's always some prick swinging around some vintage Mongolian juggling sticks and making an absolute cúnt of themselves

c_man · 31-08-2015 7:59pm

PTH2009 wrote: »

Pub workers who think there job is hard. Try working in customer service where the people are 100% sober

...wait, you think the general public are more reasonable when sober?!

rodneyTrotter. · 31-08-2015 8:00pm

You're out running or walking on a path . In the opposite direction 2 or 3 people are walking towards you taking over the whole path
You move to the edge of path expecting at least one person to have the common decency to move in . No they keep talking oblivious to you , so you have to run onto the road narrowly missing a car coming from behind you . It's the height of pig ignorance and happens all the time .

endacl · 31-08-2015 8:08pm

OneOfThem wrote: »

They use the word 'tosser'.

You just used the word 'tosser..

Wanker. :pac:

Duckjob · 31-08-2015 8:11pm

People who share all that anti-vaccination horsesh*t and post comments about "Big Pharma" on Facebook.
Women doing that stupid pout for photos on Facebook. Or making those V signs with the fingers. Or both.
Come to think of it, Facebook, just Facebook.

ALiasEX · 31-08-2015 8:14pm

People who post in After Hours.

ALiasEX · 31-08-2015 8:14pm

Fap. Fap. Fap.

Duckjob · 31-08-2015 8:16pm

Also, people who can't follow a few f**king arrows around a car park with one way lanes. When I'm driving down a one way lane in a car park and see someone turn in at the end and drive the wrong way towards me I just think "You mindless f**king turd"

..And the wanker points double if they take a free spot that I had gone around the correct way around to get to.

Armchair Andy · 31-08-2015 8:17pm

People who act different in a crowd to me than on a one to one. Artholes

Capt'n Midnight · 31-08-2015 8:18pm

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

People who make long lists, except Oskar Schindler.

What about Santy ? :eek:

R P McMurphy · 31-08-2015 8:25pm

Anyone that ever said 'it hit me in the feels' ... Jesus has it really come to this

31-08-2015 8:28pm

boobar wrote: »

Asshats that post nonsense on Facebook...that face you make when "insert inane nonsense"

Worse, the freaks who "like" it

Awww whats up hun ......:D:D

PTH2009 · 31-08-2015 8:30pm

Guys who sit at the bar in nightclubs/busy pubs

professore · 31-08-2015 8:31pm

People who come out of an exam and say "That was terrible, I think I failed" and then get an A1.

Anyone who puts German style reg plates on an Irish registered car. Complete ****.

31-08-2015 8:35pm

Any guy who tells a woman he's in love with her after only a couple of weeks always sets my alarm bells off. At the very least he'll turn out to be a complete freak.

Anyone in an 'online relationship'. If you've never met them, you're not in a relationship!!!

31-08-2015 8:37pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Any guy who tells a woman he's in love with her after only a couple of weeks always sets my alarm bells off. At the very least he'll turn out to be a complete freak.

Anyone in an 'online relationship'. If you've never met them, you're not in a relationship!!!

Ah thats just your insecurities talking :P only joking.

professore · 31-08-2015 8:40pm

People on the dole that never worked a day in their lives, never paid a cent of direct taxes and get everything for free complaining about water charges and property tax.

Environmental protestors that are either unemployed or on generous state pensions protesting at something that prevents locals from earning a living e.g. Shell To Sea.

People who want power cables put underground - dangerous and expensive.

People who are against wind turbines.

Greens who are against nuclear power - the cleanest safest reliable energy source there is.

Zaph · 31-08-2015 8:43pm

People who have no fcuking idea how to drive on a roundabout. Given the choice between learning how to signal correctly, or whizzing around in circles with no indicator on like a demented roadrunner with one leg shorter than the other, it's amazing how many opt for the latter. And that's before they decide to get off at whichever random exit they think is best. But of course they've now found the indicator so they feel obliged to indicate right for all eternity and it's your fault that your psychic abilities have let you down when predicting where they're coming off.

Cienciano · 31-08-2015 8:45pm

mass_debater wrote: »

Beats headphones and Crocs

Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a dude.
Feels nice until you look down and realise you're gay

custard gannet · 31-08-2015 8:46pm

People who continue using their double barreled surname beyond the age of 13. Just because your mother was an uppity gowl who insisted on giving you one it doesn't mean you have to follow suit.

Social justice warriors. I swear most of them on boards would campaign for nonces rights if they could get away with it. Unfortunately I've yet to actually meet one in real life to remonstrate with.

fish fingers · 31-08-2015 8:46pm

Zaph wrote: »

People who have no fcuking idea how to drive on a roundabout. Given the choice between learning how to signal correctly, or whizzing around in circles with no indicator on like a demented roadrunner with one leg shorter than the other, it's amazing how many opt for the latter. And that's before they decide to get off at whichever random exit they think is best. But of course they've now found the indicator so they feel obliged to indicate right for all eternity and it's your fault that your psychic abilities have let you down when predicting where they're coming off.

Ah, you've been to Galway then?

josephryan1989 · 31-08-2015 8:49pm

Anyone who hates Israel.

Zaph · 31-08-2015 8:50pm

fish fingers wrote: »

Ah, you've been to Galway then?

I don't have to go that far. There's a roundabout less than 5 minutes from my house that's like a permanent episode of Wacky Races.

newmug · 31-08-2015 8:50pm

Lazy people, and bullies.

Gwynplaine · 31-08-2015 8:51pm

Someone who will tell you what phone they have, and look at you like you're a caveman because you "only" have an iphone4, Galaxy S4 etc.
Someone who asks you, "who do you support?". Go away you lemming.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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