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Monty Python

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  • 11-05-2005 1:47pm
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    BEAT
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    I cant believe I havnt seen this yet,

    I feel as many times as we have quoted Monty's songs and even re-worded them , and also for the times we have posted up various scenes to slag off other members it deserves to be a part of the Boards Legends ;)

    It's right up there with Father Ted tbh

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    #2
    BlitzKrieg
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    We Are The Nights That Say Nih!


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    #3
    BEAT
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    oh man, fave Monty quotes...
    mine would have to be:

    Help help I'm being opressed

    and

    I fart in your general direction

    :D


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    Tobias Greeshman
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    your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries :D


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    mike65
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    Anyone for the lumberjack song?

    Mike.


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    BlitzKrieg
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    everyone a line each!


    I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok...


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    mike65
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    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    Mike.


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    juno75
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    Brian - Look,Your All Individuals

    Crowed - Yes , were all individuals

    Bloke in crowed - Im not

    That is my fav line EVER from anything.

    When you think about it it becomes a philosophical paradox to, years I ve been struggeling with it :confused:


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    juno75
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    opps, broke the flow :eek:


    He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

    He sleeps all night and he works all day.


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    #10
    BlitzKrieg
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    i cut down trees, i eat my lunch


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    #11
    juno75
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    Ledgends


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    #12
    funky penguin
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    It's only a flesh wound tbh....


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    #13
    juno75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭juno75


    I go to the lavatory


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    #14
    BlitzKrieg
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    on wednsdays i go shopping


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    mike65
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    And have buttered scones for tea.

    Mike.


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    ARGINITE
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    I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing,
    And hang around in bars.

    Monty Python gets my vote!


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    Raphael
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    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra!
    I wish I'd been a girly,
    Just like my dear papa!


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    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra!
    I wish I'd been a girly,
    Just like my dear mama!

    OH pervis and i thought you were so ruggid!


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    Carpenter
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    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspendies and a bra!
    I wish I'd been a girly,
    Just like my dear papa!


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    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Papa can you here me.....


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    Raphael
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    It's papa. That's the joke.


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    BlitzKrieg
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    i have the vid on my computer he says Mama


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    acri
    Registered Users Posts: 999 ✭✭✭acri


    Comic genius. Unlike that lumberjack song.

    "We dine well here in Camelot
    We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"

    Beautiful.


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    BlitzKrieg
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    i know of 2 versions of the lumberjack song (Hitler and barber) is there a third one cause i got just sent one of a weather man singing it. So that might be the source of the mix up.

    *i have the barber one*


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    #25
    The Bollox
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    you, king? I didn't vote for you! tbh


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    #26
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    i double checked. The one i have as a video file has a barber turning into the lumberjack and he says mama.

    the audio one i have has a weatherman changing into the lumberjack and he says papa.

    my apologies.


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    ether
    Registered Users Posts: 257 ✭✭ether


    Python is legendary, fave quote from Life of Brian, 'He **** among the highest in Wome'.


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    #28
    tSubh Dearg
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    *bursts through door*

    "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"


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    #29
    ether
    Registered Users Posts: 257 ✭✭ether


    This Parrot Is Dead!!!!!!!! It Has Ceased To Exist!!!!!!!!!!! It Is Bereft Of Life


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    [Deleted User]
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    It's a witch.

    And such.


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    #31
    juno75
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    and how do we tell she is a witch?


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