Monty Python

BEAT

I cant believe I havnt seen this yet,

I feel as many times as we have quoted Monty's songs and even re-worded them , and also for the times we have posted up various scenes to slag off other members it deserves to be a part of the Boards Legends

It's right up there with Father Ted tbh

BlitzKrieg

We Are The Nights That Say Nih!

BEAT

oh man, fave Monty quotes...
mine would have to be:

Help help I'm being opressed

and

I fart in your general direction

Tobias Greeshman

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries

mike65

Anyone for the lumberjack song?

Mike.

BlitzKrieg

everyone a line each!


I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok...

mike65

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mike.

juno75

Brian - Look,Your All Individuals

Crowed - Yes , were all individuals

Bloke in crowed - Im not

That is my fav line EVER from anything.

When you think about it it becomes a philosophical paradox to, years I ve been struggeling with it

juno75

opps, broke the flow :eek:


He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BlitzKrieg

i cut down trees, i eat my lunch

juno75

Ledgends

funky penguin

It's only a flesh wound tbh....

juno75

I go to the lavatory

BlitzKrieg

on wednsdays i go shopping

mike65

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mike.

ARGINITE

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Monty Python gets my vote!

Raphael

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear papa!

BlitzKrieg

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear mama!

OH pervis and i thought you were so ruggid!

Carpenter

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear papa!

funky penguin

Papa can you here me.....

Raphael

It's papa. That's the joke.

BlitzKrieg

i have the vid on my computer he says Mama

acri

Comic genius. Unlike that lumberjack song.

"We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"

Beautiful.

BlitzKrieg

i know of 2 versions of the lumberjack song (Hitler and barber) is there a third one cause i got just sent one of a weather man singing it. So that might be the source of the mix up.

*i have the barber one*

The Bollox

you, king? I didn't vote for you! tbh

BlitzKrieg

i double checked. The one i have as a video file has a barber turning into the lumberjack and he says mama.

the audio one i have has a weatherman changing into the lumberjack and he says papa.

my apologies.

ether

Python is legendary, fave quote from Life of Brian, 'He **** among the highest in Wome'.

tSubh Dearg

*bursts through door*

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

ether

This Parrot Is Dead!!!!!!!! It Has Ceased To Exist!!!!!!!!!!! It Is Bereft Of Life

It's a witch.

And such.

juno75

and how do we tell she is a witch?

Le Rack

Best thing EVER invented! EVER!
Every Sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a Sperm is wasted, the Lord gets quite irrate!!!!!

BEAT

I think we should take the 5 nay sayers and put them in the pond to see if they are witches

funky penguin

Does anybody have any ducks...?

Raphael

In "And now for something completely different" it's the pet shop cashier from the parrot sketch

acri

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us!?"
"Brought peace...."

Goodshape

"We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"

On second thoughts lets not go there. It is a silly place.

MadsL

Serious question;

"Are there any women here?"

Or is it a guy thing?

billy the squid

"I wonder what ever happened to the popular front"
"he's over there"

"hands up all those who do not want to be crucified here"

BEAT

MadsL wrote:

Serious question;

"Are there any women here?"

Or is it a guy thing?

theres a few

Le Rack

or some coconut shells?

Piste

''Crucifiction?''
''Eh, no, I'm supposed to be released''
''Oh ok, off you go then!''
''Ah no, only joking, crucifiction it is!''

JackKelly

no doubt. Legends

Scarinae

Legend, definitely!

juno75

Memorable Quotes from

King Arthur:

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis :

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

MrJoeSoap

Bring out your dead!

Tobias Greeshman

"He's not dead!"
"Yes he is.."
"..Well he will be in a minute... can you hang on a bit ..."

ISAW

Exploding scotsmen
Worlds funniest joke
Five minute argument
the Hungarian Phrasebook - my nipples are exploding
And the award goes to - Richard Attenborough and David Niven's fridge
Where is the embryo going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box or something?

Gets my vote

Glipmac

Whom should I wewise?

Wewise Woger!

Wewise Woger!,Wewise Woger! (people chant and fall about laughing)

Ok, I will Wewise Woger!

Sorry sir there is no Roger...

what?

there is no Roger sir

Whom is this Woger

He's a Wobber

And a Wapist

And a Pick Pocket!

WhiteWashMan

as boards.ie self styled king of monty python, i vote yes.

'would you like a blowjob...?'

juno75

Can we have you Liver?