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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #182
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Reminds me of the Billy Connolly joke.

    I remember the first time I got a Porno magazine.
    I was masturbating furiously, when I heard the shop keeper say.


    "Are you going to fcking buy that or what?!"

    haha, I shouldve done that and spiderman'd her
    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    I remember when I was in first year, went into the local shop, and decided to have a sneak peek of some porno magazine, had been looking at it for less than 20 seconds, when the shopkeeper went up and said to me " Are you trying to get a horn". I was so embarassed I didn't go back there for about a month.

    jeez, where would we have all ended up if it wasnt for the old interfering farts. probably would have wanked myself dry for a start.


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    #183
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    the local farmer's sheep... god they were beautiful.... all woolly n like!! One even had a red hat ;)


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    #184
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!


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    #185
    SheFiend
    Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    smash wrote: »
    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!
    I admire your enterprising spirit


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    #186
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    SheFiend wrote: »
    I admire your enterprising spirit
    My principle didn't! Bastard!


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    #187
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    OMG, I can't beleive no one has mentioned Xena: Warrior Princess, I fapped to that alot as a young lad, I used to "tape" every episode to VHS and one day borrowed a mates VCR and made up my own xena **** tape with the best bits from each show.

    Eventually I discovered a mag and a tape in some of my uncles stuff when I was nosying through some boxes he left at my parents when he and the wife split up, that tape got played alot until dialup and our first pc arrived....


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    #188
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Stinicker wrote: »
    OMG, I can't beleive no one has mentioned Xena: Warrior Princess

    Cos she looks like a bloke...


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    #189
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    smash wrote: »
    Cos she looks like a bloke...
    Gabrielle was tasty though.


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    #190
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Kylie Minogue spinning around music video


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    #191
    cassel16
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Friend of mine was telling me he cracked one off to an election poster back during the 2002 General Election...


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    #192
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    cassel16 wrote: »
    Friend of mine was telling me he cracked one off to an election poster back during the 2002 General Election...

    Fap Fap Fap!


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    #193
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    In my family home, we have a TV in the living room and one in the kitchen. If you flick to a particular station in the kitchen TV you could see what the person in the living room is watching on the VHS video recorder.

    I was in the kitchen and my brother was in the living room. I flicked to the video channel and saw my bro was watching a recording of Brookside. I flicked away and a while later flicked back. He had paused it on one of the female young ones. I thought it strange but paid no attention. Then when the programme I was watching was over I went towards the living room. I met my brother in the hall. When he saw me he went as white as a ghost. He thought I was in bed. He was seconds away from being caught ****. Being from a very catholic family, this would have been mortifying for him.


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    #194
    Owen_S
    Registered Users Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Owen_S


    smash wrote: »
    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!
    I believe that you are the man to lead us out of recession.


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    #195
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    cassel16 wrote: »
    Friend of mine was telling me he cracked one off to an election poster back during the 2002 General Election...

    Liz O'Donnell?


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    #196
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    cassel16 wrote: »
    Friend of mine was telling me he cracked one off to an election poster back during the 2002 General Election...
    If it was this, I'd be worried! :eek:


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    #197
    Simon Adebisi
    Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭Simon Adebisi


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

    Ignore the name of the song and watch the video :D

    Rarrr


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    #198
    Pupito
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Pupito


    Making Lara Croft run into the wall to hear her moan used to get me going. I was of the right age when the Spice Girls came along, I used to think of Mel C when entertaining myself, not because I fancied her the most (least, actually), but i figured I'd have more of a chance with her in real life, should she ever want to do it with a fourteen-year-old. That's poverty of ambition, Irish-style.

    Ads for breast augmentation surgery in the back of the Sunday magazines were always handy too, after putting something over the 'Before' photo to block it out.


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    #199
    Teangalad
    Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Teangalad


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    The People. Trashy Sunday tabloid.

    Cork Multi Channel, back in the 90's used to have SAT 1, the german channel.
    They always showed cheesy soft porn movies from the 70's after 11pm on Saturday nights. Channel 18 was a rite of passage for many a young lad    .

    Ahhh .....those were the days...the innocence of it all


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    #200
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Sky 1's 'Ibiza Uncovered' FTW


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    #201
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    The cosmetic surgery ad in the Yellow Pages for 1993's 021 Area Code.

    OMG Tit!!. :o


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    #202
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    smash wrote: »
    Before the internet I had a stash of hardcore mags and VHS that I'd buy on holidays in Spain every year. Then I'd come home and spend hours copying the VHS tapes and sell them in school for a tenner each. Made a fortune!

    good lad, very enterprising

    thats how Hugh Hefner started ;)


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    #203
    fungun
    Registered Users Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    crappy sideboobs in normal films was all i had access to.....Linda Kozlowski in Croc Dundee, Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Stone. Thats how bad it was, until Dangerous Liaisons was got on video, oh the fun.

    I remember Brazil losing in the 1986 World cup and the camera slowly panned around the crowd and paused on this lovely brazilian woman gently crying. Oh man, the civilizations that were lost on her


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    #204
    jpm4
    Registered Users Posts: 497 ✭✭jpm4


    Chun Li from Street Fighter 2 on the front of a Nintendo mag. In fact, if anyone remembers the Anime Street Fighter film I had the Chun Li shower bit paused quite a lot!

    Tights pics from fashion mags were great for some legs/ass action.

    Worrying, a track from an old Cradle of Filth album that had the sound of some girl cumming on it.

    Wonder how I had time to do anything else back then.


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    #205
    cassel16
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Liz O'Donnell?

    It'd have to be her, cause she was one of the only women down this way running at the time. Unless he was beatin one out to poor oul Seamus Brennan


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    #206
    froglet
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    a good % of posters admit to the spice girls: this was my fav.. baby blondy spice's tits in this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4
    Id say id still get one out to that tbh:eek:

    smash hits magazine! and s4c!


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    #207
    airmax87
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭airmax87


    !Bz1i2b!B2k~$(KGrHqEOKjUE)(MMp0QRBM(wPVP99w~~_35.JPG

    edit:69th post.


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    #208
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Just thought of 2 more videogame related ones. First up was this exact image (Hotratoxic from Xtreme G2) that I saw in one of my Nintendo 64 mags.

    At least that one is kinda sexy, but I do remember another time getting aroused while playing as the female character in Wave Race 64.

    Had to pause the game and go to the bathroom to fap. Can't understand how a few pixels were enough to set me off.


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    #209
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,717 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeCH9uSlCE


    :eek: FAP FAP FAP :eek:


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    #210
    kc66
    Registered Users Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭kc66


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Fapped to the orgasmic chick sounds on G n' R's 'Rocket Queen.

    Legend has it the sample was a recording of Rose banging some bird, or her reaction to same.

    Read Slash's autobiography recently. Pretty sure he said it was an actual recording of Axl and his gf.


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    #211
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Xena Warrior Princess. Such dusky strong thighs!


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