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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5732
    robindch
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    While we're discussing populism:

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    #5733
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    A PRIEST, foregoing the unsteady truce between the clergy and Christmas mass goers, which involves pretending that he recognises everyone in attendance, has confirmed that it was ‘nice of you ****in’ sin-soaked heathens to show up I suppose’. Spitting on the floor in their general direction, Fr. Willy Macken told parishioners of St. Declan’s church that they are ‘free to take the piss by putting your best Holy heads on’ but that he then reserved the right to ‘call out the ****ers who wouldn’t know a prayer of the fateful if it bit them in the arse’.
    https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/12/24/nice-of-you-****ers-to-show-up-for-once-points-out-priest-at-midnight-mass/


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    #5734
    Igotadose
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    #5735
    Igotadose
    Registered Users Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Igotadose


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    #5736
    Treppen
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    #5737
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Moved off topic pope slap discussion to new thread here; https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2058042059 Back on topic

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    Happy New Year y'all and keep smiling! :)


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    #5738
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,081 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Saw this in t'udder place:

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    Well surely it should be fine to enter a menstruating woman with her consent :p

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5739
    Bannasidhe
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    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Saw this in t'udder place:

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    Well surely it should be fine to enter a menstruating woman with her consent :p

    Not just forbidden - strickly forbidden. :eek:


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    #5740
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    qko8wu2

    Source


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    #5741
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,081 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    The fallen madonna with the big boobies.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5742
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    nice diddies on Mary!!


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    #5743
    smacl
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    #5744
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5745
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5746
    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5747
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5748
    robindch
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    #5749
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    VATICAN CITY—Claiming the vestments represent a vital step in ameliorating the church’s centuries-long history of addressing sexual abuse with subsequent cover-ups, the Catholic Church introduced a line of wrought iron molestation-proof altar boy uniforms Monday.



    “With these new impenetrable steel robes, Catholic altar boys can now serve the Lord and assist with Mass without the shame or fear of tempting otherwise pious clergymen,” a joint statement by senior Vatican officials read in part, explaining that the full-coverage metal loin-girdings are available to fit all sizes and ranges of youth’s suppleness and are guaranteed to spurn the fingers of any priest who attempts to violate its boundaries.




    https://www.theonion.com/catholic-church-releases-new-molestation-proof-altar-bo-1829275247?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_content=Main&fbclid=IwAR0yhFslWazOZotw_3-4NTdBxKZDzc7WY1FmO4z-5uxC-gW4U0P2teJFx88


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    #5750
    smacl
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    #5751
    Hotblack Desiato
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzHqNExAaO8

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5752
    Bannasidhe
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    #5753
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Those holy water fonts were always manky when I was a kid, ugh.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5754
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Those holy water fonts were always manky when I was a kid, ugh.

    Healing pools at Lourdes closed too; https://cruxnow.com/church-in-europe/2020/03/lourdes-shrine-closes-healing-pools-as-precaution-against-coronavirus/

    Some omnipotent being is clearly taking the píss here ... ;)


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    #5755
    Pawwed Rig
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    smacl wrote: »
    Healing pools at Lourdes closed too; https://cruxnow.com/church-in-europe/2020/03/lourdes-shrine-closes-healing-pools-as-precaution-against-coronavirus/

    Some omnipotent being is clearly taking the píss here ... ;)

    Is this not an admission that they do not work?


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    #5756
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    smacl wrote: »
    Healing pools at Lourdes closed too;

    Some omnipotent being is clearly taking the píss here ... ;)

    Probably in the healing pools :eek:


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    #5757
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Those holy water fonts were always manky when I was a kid, ugh.
    They remain revolting:

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22960479
    Abstract wrote:
    All holy water samples from churches and hospital chapels showed extremely high concentrations of HPC; fecal indicators, Pseudomonas aeruginosa and Staphylococcus aureus occurred only in the most frequently visited churches. [...] Holy water can be another source of infection, especially in hospital chapels and frequently visited churches.


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    #5758
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,200 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Ending spoiler
    Why did they bring joe to argentina?


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    #5759
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,672 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5760
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,081 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    The Redemptorists must be great for the aul' coupons.

    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    Ending spoiler
    Why did they bring joe to argentina?

    :confused:

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #5761
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,200 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    The Redemptorists must be great for the aul' coupons.




    :confused:

    thought i had posted that in another thread. Oops.


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