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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5792
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Some mistake, surely? Does not scripture tell us that the Lord came down in his Triumph?

    He was a fair weather biker.


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    #5793
    [Deleted User]
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    He was a fair weather biker.




    Does he not control the weather?


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    #5794
    Bannasidhe
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Does he not control the weather?

    You're thinking of Thor.


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    #5795
    [Deleted User]
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    You're thinking of Thor.




    God is all powerful


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    #5796
    Pawwed Rig
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    You're thinking of Thor.

    Not according to Danny Healy Rae


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    #5797
    Bannasidhe
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    God is all powerful

    Which one?


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    #5798
    [Deleted User]
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    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Which one?




    Do I need to put a sarcasm tag on my comment about God controlling the weather so can ride his Triumph, instead of use the Accord?


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    #5799
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Do I need to put a sarcasm tag on my comment about God controlling the weather so can ride his Triumph, instead of use the Accord?

    Might do.
    We gets all sorts in here like. Especially when the weather is interesting. (:P)


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    #5800
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,000 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    There were also these:

    Triumph 2000
    800px-1971_Triumph_2000_sedan_front_modified.jpg

    Triumph TR7
    800px-1975_Triumph_TR7_3.5_Front.jpg

    The car company split off from the bike company in the thirties, ended up as part of the 'wonderful' British Leyland, and breathed its last in the early 80s.

    Here endeth the lesson.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5801
    PopePalpatine
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    I can see why Jesus has the Honda for backup.


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    #5802
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Ghod himself couldn't service the distributor on a Mini.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5803
    Peregrinus
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    Well, he may of course be a two-car God. When you're a Trinity, having two cars could obviously be useful. Come to think of it, even two cars hardly seems sufficient for a Trinity.

    Or, it's possible that God keeps the Accord for daily use, but like to polish up the old Triumph and take it out on weekends. In which case I have to question his taste in classic cars. Or is that blasphemous?


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    #5804
    Hotblack Desiato
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    As long as Hosanna is still in the Hiace, all is well.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5805
    oscarBravo
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    My Dad's first car was a Triumph Herald.

    1199px-1959_Triumph_Herald_948.jpg


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    #5806
    Seth Brundle
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    ^^^^^
    "Park the Herald" Angels sing


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    #5807
    Worztron
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    510548.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5808
    smacl
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    Gates.png


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    #5809
    Worztron
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    512809.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5810
    smacl
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    #5811
    Worztron
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    513269.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5812
    Worztron
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    513571.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5813
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,000 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    https://twitter.com/bjpmarshall/status/1262779261691314178

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5814
    Igotadose
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    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/bjpmarshall/status/1262779261691314178

    Sorry. "The sash?" What's that?


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    #5815
    Pawwed Rig
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    Igotadose wrote: »
    Sorry. "The sash?" What's that?

    It is an orange order song afaik.


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    #5816
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,004 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Igotadose wrote: »
    Sorry. "The sash?" What's that?


    Loyalist song.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sash


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    #5817
    [Deleted User]
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    How was this even in his playlist??


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    #5818
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Worztron


    513854.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5819
    Worztron
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    514108.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5820
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,000 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Deleted User wrote: »
    How was this even in his playlist??

    Could've been a lot worse, like having gay porn on one's laptop when giving a presentation to kids...

    https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/priest-martin-mcveigh-who-showed-12574955
    A controversial priest who previously showed gay porn at a school presentation sparked fury after starting a discussion about abortion at a First Communion ceremony.

    Angry parents marched their kids out of Clogherhead church in Co Louth when Fr Martin McVeigh spoke to them about saving the Eighth Amendment in Friday’s referendum.

    And it’s not the first time he has found himself at the centre of a storm.

    In 2012 the cleric was giving a talk to parents and one eight-year-old at a Tyrone primary school when 16 naked pictures of men appeared on a projector.

    Top tip: don't ever search for "priest gay porn". Well, not on your work PC, anyway.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5821
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Worztron wrote: »
    514108.jpg

    Is he PFJ or JPF?

    Life ain't always empty.



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