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I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)
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Leg End Reject wrote: »Ah lads, you should have done biology in school. Coitus was explained in very mechanical terms, it would nearly have turned you off it for life.
No such excitement here, although I did have the thrill of laundry and hit and miss cleaning.
I got told not to turn up for the biology exam.
But I did! I showed 'em.0 -
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Gremlinertia wrote: »Schtop :eek: veritas videos, sister angela i feel pukey now.
We had a religion teacher who separated the boys for one talk and the girls for another. The girls talk involved hand drawn pictures by the very red faced religion teacher. The male genitalia picture had each testes about a foot either side of the main attraction, if it was to scale. In my innocence I wondered how they managed with underwear and trousers.
God only knows what the boys were shown!
The irony is that the services of that teacher were deemed no longer necessary after she became pregnant outside of the sacrament of marriage.
We did have a more progressive science teacher though. He acknowledged we were all mortified but told us we needed to know this stuff. He also stressed that if any of the girls got pregnant it would change the course of our lives and we needed to remember that.
And there goes all the excitement of Jupiter's shenanigans ...0 -
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Leg End Reject wrote: »And look at you now, emptying the dishwasher on a Friday night! :pac:
haha yeah Oh if they could see me now. It's something I'd love to go back and say look at me now, I own my own dishwasher.
It's not just Fridays either. I could be emptying this on a tuesday or a wednesday just the same.
The same buzz exists either way.0 -
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Latin is not the best language of shenanigans.
Not Roman Latin anyway. Although I've always liked "In flagrante delicto" myself. In my head it translates visually to a tangle of bodies with clothes strewn all over the place.
The French have the best words. "La petite mort" !
I maxed my alcohol limit (2 drinks, just cider) , went to bed and slept like the dead. Just the normal dead not the sexy post coital French kind.
I'm up waiting for bird tv to start in the garden.0 -
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Sephiroth_dude wrote: »Me too ! I was too embarrassed to admit though
I knew what it meant Sephers, I'm embarrassed that I've never smoked a joint,I've always been afraid to try it ,going to sort that out soon but in the privacy of my own house in case I make a dope 😂 of myself.0 -
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I've smoked half a joint on two separate occasions. The 1st one when I was 16 made me overly chatty and hungry, the 2nd when I was 27 made me sick and I couldn't hold my head up. I thought I'd been handed heroin by mistake. I'm told some of it is laced/mixed with something stronger, not sure if it's a stronger strain of funny tobacco or another substance altogether but I'd be careful to get plain 'tobacco' if I was to try it again. Have considered it for stress but not needed now and I'm too addictive anyway, to go by my devotion to nicotine (I dont believe people who say funny tobacco isn't adductive, some people are predisposed to it by my friends' own admission)
No wonder the birds are on strike. I've just been out to talk to my neighbour and it's horrible out there
Thats good practise Grem, I do it at home with the fridge and cupboard and other door handles. It disgusts me how my phone screen picks up faint fingerprints at times even though I have the hands washed off myself.0 -
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Deleted User wrote: »I knew what it meant Sephers, I'm embarrassed that I've never smoked a joint,I've always been afraid to try it ,going to sort that out soon but in the privacy of my own house in case I make a dope �� of myself.
Duvet yourself and mam should plan a trip to Amsterdam that’s the place to go to try it ! We went years ago after I had the all clear from a cancer scare a bucket list thing . I kept walking sideways laughing after it 0 -
Duvet yourself and mam should plan a trip to Amsterdam that’s the place to go to try it ! We went years ago after I had the all clear from a cancer scare a bucket list thing . I kept walking sideways laughing after it
That happened to me once from just drink.
I was at a marquee party up from home, my Mrs didn't go, at around 5am I rang her to come pick me up, I was grand I thought.
She pulled up at the gate of the house and I started to walk towards the car, but for some reason I could only move to my left, I kept going in to the lawn, I ended up having to walk sideways to the car, one of my friends has a video of it, I get it thrown at me once in a while.
I'm heading shopping with Mrs shortly, horrible mizzly wet morning here0 -
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Bedside. I have a pair of door banging neighbours and they have been banging their front door for nearly 30 minutes. On a Saturday morning. What kind of people do that!!!???
Anyway, feeling fresh! No where to be. In good form for the most part. I may stay in the nest another while I think
@Leg, your post on sex Ed was hilarious... wondering about the trousers!?? Amazing hahahaha0 -
Re. Sex education in schools. An older friend (early 40s) once said "its a pity they didnt teach us to put on a condom in school" as apparently he had some issues there. I thought they did? I've heard a banana was used for demonstration purposes? Maybe not in every school or maybe not in his day?
Am I going too off track here? Lol sorry
Homeside wondering if customised medical masks might be a money spinner 0 -
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In the spirit of the day that's in it (being Saturday!) , doors all scrubbed and windows all cleaned , sparkling .
Am not awaiting the rain to fall , this is what usually happens when I clean windows :pac:
Would that be a regular Saturday?
I was feeling a bit virtuous that I ran the hoover over the living room, thanks mam 0 -
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Princess Calla wrote: »Would that be a regular Saturday?
I was feeling a bit virtuous that I ran the hoover over the living room, thanks mam
No , I don't do the windows every Saturday PC !
Different days , different things done 0 -
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