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03-02-2017, 15:48   #46
 
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Ugh god. I buy stuff from supermarket bakery displays all the time. Won't be doing that anymore

except for those Marks n Spencers bakery chocolate chip cookies. Because they're the best thing I've ever tasted ever
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Ugh god. I buy stuff from supermarket bakery displays all the time. Won't be doing that anymore

except for those Marks n Spencers bakery chocolate chip cookies. Because they're the best thing I've ever tasted ever
Yeh I'm making all these rules for myself but thinking "sure aren't Marks and Spencers customers much posher and they would neevvvver do such a working class thing like touching the baked goods". GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE TWIST NOW.
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Bread in a packet; squeeze.
Veg; visual inspection and maybe a sniff if it's a herb.
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Ugh god. I buy stuff from supermarket bakery displays all the time. Won't be doing that anymore

except for those Marks n Spencers bakery chocolate chip cookies. Because they're the best thing I've ever tasted ever
M&S sell the cookies in bags of 4. Just sayin'...
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Ugh god. I buy stuff from supermarket bakery displays all the time. Won't be doing that anymore

except for those Marks n Spencers bakery chocolate chip cookies. Because they're the best thing I've ever tasted ever
M&S sell the cookies in bags of 4. Just sayin'...
Yea but those ones don't have the same chewy gooey fresh out of the oven taste
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Thought this was about bike seats carry on ...
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I'm neither, but this is why I don't buy loose food from the serve-yourself bins. I've also seen flies on the uncovered bread and cakes in supermarkets.
Whats the point of that level of paranoia. If you took it to its extreme you would never buy any food.
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I frequently notice flies landing on buns/donuts/bread in petrol stations, but never seem to notice it in supermarkets.

Obviously before now (after reading this thread) I must have assumed that the supermarkets had better insect control, and this was enough to abate my fears of buying uncovered bread and salad..

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I give oranges a squeeze but everything else just gets an ocular pat-down.
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Whats the point of that level of paranoia. If you took it to its extreme you would never buy any food.
Hm, hardly. It's not like I can't find the same kind of products, but sold in a hygienic manner. I don't struggle to find any kind of food while avoiding the open bin type food. I buy nuts in bulk, make my own bread and cake, and either make my own tuna salad, e.t.c, or buy it from a deli counter where there's a glass case only accessible to the member of staff (wearing gloves) who serves it.
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I'd like any hot ones knickers that she wore for two weeks with skid marks. I'd sniff them for the week!
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I'd like any hot ones knickers that she wore for two weeks with skid marks. I'd sniff them for the week!
I'll hold you to that
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i just pick up the bread and rub it right onto my nipples. let all the carbs soak into the muscle fibres
Put it under your arm pits, it's a lot better.
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