Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 1:27pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Jaysus, they're using a clip the guh..er woman from yesterday.

She's too stupid to be morto :eek:

gourcuff · 26-01-2021 1:36pm

hows the misery porn (as david mcsavage calls) it going today?

ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 1:40pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You have to remember too, she was a "very good librarian". Joe has de horn for doze, so to speak.

Actually I recall being absolutely outraged at that eulogy, why I didn't complain to RTÉ and BAI I don't know, must have been otherwise distracted at the time. How he got away with it I cannot understand, other than people's apathy. It was a massive insult to Tom Nevin's family.

Jealous much?
:pac:;)

dvcireland · 26-01-2021 1:43pm

Distributor for EUROPE, based in the UKAY ?

26-01-2021 1:43pm

Brexit issues - delays for parts - Hillary Murphy from yesterday.

Covid - undertakers will be millionaires at end of pandemic

Inheritance tax

Christmas lights still up - people want them down.

* A dig from Ronan.

sligojoek · 26-01-2021 1:43pm

Camden st and Camden town.

Brexit delays and expenses. Clip of Hilary.

Undertakers will be millionaires.

Inheritance tax

Christmas lights still up.

dvcireland · 26-01-2021 1:44pm

Marjorie in South Dublin: Christmas lights in January, its devaluing my house price Joe

Atlantic Dawn · 26-01-2021 1:45pm

T'day...
Brexit purchase difficulties, it seems the UK have recently left the EU.
Covid, the undertakers will be millionaires at the and of this, calker says it's circa €5.5k a funeral in Dublin.
Inheritance tax and whoy can you not give someone who cares for you more tax free than a randomer.
Christmas lights, they are still up in some towns, one man wants them down so to speak.

dvcireland · 26-01-2021 1:45pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Brexit issues - delays for parts - Hillary Murphy from yesterday.

Covid - undertakers will be millionaires at end of pandemic

Inheritance tax

Christmas lights still up - people want them down.

* A dig from Ronan.

some of the Christmas lights are attracting the wrong type of people, those Married men from the prostitution ads

ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 1:45pm

Wat price will paid for yesterday's 20mins of bronze? Who knows? Who can tell? Anywan for de last few choc ices now?

Here's wat duz be promised on twodaze show:

Telegraph sez Ronan - Joe frantically thinking of puns. He went with a Dubalin pun instead:
We have so much in common wit de Yew Kay sez Joe - day have Camden Street in Dubalin, Camden Town in London
If only Brexit had been advertised before January 1?
Not just Brexit but de Covid
De undertakers will be millionaires - no funerals for less than 5 and half thousand - Joe considering a career change? Get paid for your hobby and your jollies - dream job!
Christmas lights still up - WHOY?
De 53rd of January sez Ronan - a dig-een at Joe?

PieOhMy · 26-01-2021 1:45pm

Ireland and UK are so similar coz both have places called Camden. This is what 400k insight looks like people. You pay for this.

Hilary clip from yesterday.

Undertakers charging 5.5k per event, they will be millionaires soon so Joe's interest is piqued.

Inheritance tax. Effecting millionaires so Joe's interest is piqued.

Christmas lights complained. I would bet good money that the caller is Tommy Roddy from Galway.

ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 1:46pm

dvcireland wrote: »

some of the Christmas lights are attracting the wrong type of people, those Married men from the prostitution ads

Yup. Because only married men have sex for money. No single men, and certainly no wimin do be paying for sex at all at all. :rolleyes:

sligojoek · 26-01-2021 1:46pm

The inheritance tax thing will be a chance to bring on the lad who married his mate to bypass it.

Atlantic Dawn · 26-01-2021 1:47pm

Having the soundbyte "ups" from the female caller yesterday in reference to UPS would be gold for a Liveline soundboard.

ButtersSuki · 26-01-2021 1:47pm

dvcireland wrote: »

Marjorie in South Dublin: Christmas lights in January, its devaluing my house price Joe

Not many Marjories in SoCoDu I'd suspect.............

26-01-2021 1:48pm

BPKS wrote: »

If you didn't get a job cos of your bogman accent.

Edit: actually no it's only if you have an inner ci-ee accent. People will still be able to discriminate and mock accents like Danny Healy Raes.

Done O'Sullivan is a news reporter with CNN from Cahersivine in Co. Kerry. Surprisingly he speaks clearly with good diction and clarity. If he sounded like jackie Healy Rae he wouldn't have got the job.

I can't get a job as a doctor. Its discrimination! The reason I can't get a job as a doctor is solely based on one small thing in that I'm not a qualified doctor. Who do I complain to?

I can't quite decide which is worse, people having these ridiculous notions or those notions actually being entertained.

26-01-2021 1:51pm

PieOhMy wrote: »

Ireland and UK are so similar coz both have places called Camden. This is what 400k insight looks like people. You pay for this.

I don't.

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 2:00pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yup. Because only married men have sex for money. No single men, and certainly no wimin do be paying for sex at all at all. :rolleyes:

I've certainly never had one offer me a few quid for a leg-over :pac:

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 2:03pm

Don't know about any of yezzers,but I don't know any undertakers who weren't well on their way to be millionaires,and that was without CV-19

Atlantic Dawn · 26-01-2021 2:07pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Don't know about any of yezzers,but I don't know any undertakers who weren't well on their way to be millionaires,and that was without CV-19

Yes it's a cosy little cartel, no published prices to compare operators and they get you at a stage where your not in a fit mind to haggle or question costs. You are pretty much steered toward the middle of the road product offering.

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 2:15pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes it's a cosy little cartel, no published prices to compare operators and they get you at a stage where your not in a fit mind to haggle or question costs. You are pretty much steered toward the middle of the road product offering.

If it does make it to the programme I full expect Joseph to ask some robust questions regarding you're very correct understanding of the undertaking industries pricing strategy

generalgerry · 26-01-2021 2:15pm

Paul Murphy from RISE. as in my blood pressure when listening to him.

26-01-2021 2:18pm

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Yes it's a cosy little cartel, no published prices to compare operators and they get you at a stage where your not in a fit mind to haggle or question costs. You are pretty much steered toward the middle of the road product offering.

They are a bit like the Ghostbusters. Theres that scene from the first movie where Bill Murray is naming out their prices after catching a ghost in the hotel, and the guy says "I had no idea it'd be so much, I won't pay", and Bill goes, "Thats fine, we can just put him back where he was and the guy goes "Ok, I will pay".

When the undertaker says they have deal on today and the mahogany coffin with brass handles is only five thousand, you feel guilty for thinking "have they nothing in plywood, with aluminium handles that might be cheaper?"

26-01-2021 2:26pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

They are a bit like the Ghostbusters. Theres that scene from the first movie where Bill Murray is naming out their prices after catching a ghost in the hotel, and the guy says "I had no idea it'd be so much, I won't pay", and Bill goes, "Thats fine, we can just put him back where he was and the guy goes "Ok, I will pay".

When the undertaker says they have deal on today and the mahogany coffin with brass handles is only five thousand, you feel guilty for thinking "have they nothing in plywood, with aluminium handles that might be cheaper?"

Coffin tastes should always be discussed ahead of time. My mother went coffin shopping years ahead of her and my father's deaths, causing much amusement at the undertakers.

26-01-2021 2:29pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

I've certainly never had one offer me a few quid for a leg-over :pac:

€20?

thesandeman · 26-01-2021 2:30pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

If it does make it to the programme I full expect Joseph to ask some robust questions regarding you're very correct understanding of the undertaking industries pricing strategy

No. The main question to the undertaker will be "what was your best funeral?".

26-01-2021 2:31pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yup. Because only married men have sex for money. No single men, and certainly no wimin do be paying for sex at all at all. :rolleyes:

Does de supplementary income fund de Volvo, so to speak?

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 2:34pm

thesandeman wrote: »

No. The main question to the undertaker will be "what was your best funeral?".

How did they doy :cool:
Was there much suffering
Was it a massacre

Odyssey 2005 · 26-01-2021 2:36pm

Deleted User wrote: »

€20?

Cat,if you saw me you'd realaise that she'd be better off spending the €20 on a female power tool

Roger_007 · 26-01-2021 2:36pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yup. Because only married men have sex for money. No single men, and certainly no wimin do be paying for sex at all at all. :rolleyes:

All men pay for sex, maybe not cash on delivery, (sotospeak), but let me tell all you lads here, you will pay eventually.

Your line is weak but your point is strong: Liveline from 10th January

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