Songs that get on your t*ts

DrPhilG · 30-12-2020 3:13pm #1

Betty Davis Eyes. Something about how it goes up and down - "she'll TEEEASE you, she'll UNEEEASE you, all the better just to PLEEEASE you. It just gets on my wick and I change the station any time it comes on.

And current flavour of the month is Diamonds by that tube Sam Smith. Repetitive and obnoxious, and sung in his/her/its/their horrible high pitched whiny voice.

Any obvious candidates I've missed?

30-12-2020 3:32pm

Antares35 · 30-12-2020 3:33pm

She's like the wind.

Careless Whisper.

RMAOK · 30-12-2020 3:36pm

Sex on fire by the kings of leon

lolie · 30-12-2020 3:38pm

For me this year it has to be that Justin Bieber holy holy holy holy song.
For a while it felt like every time i turned on the radio it was on.

heldel00 · 30-12-2020 3:41pm

^^^ or "girl you got that yummy, yummy ...."
Pure ráiméis

Degag · 30-12-2020 3:41pm

Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes. Just used/played to death at this stage.

SeaFields · 30-12-2020 3:42pm

Ronan Keatings version of Fairytale of New York

More so a crime against humanity rather than getting in my t!ts

Sam Hain · 30-12-2020 3:45pm

Napalm Death 'you suffer',
It just goes on and on and on, to the point where you think will it ever end.

Antares35 · 30-12-2020 3:49pm

SeaFields wrote: »

Ronan Keatings version of Fairytale of New York

More so a crime against humanity rather than getting in my t!ts

Ronan Keating is a crime against humanity

Church on Tuesday · 30-12-2020 3:51pm

Sam Hain wrote: »

Napalm Death 'you suffer',
It just goes on and on and on, to the point where you think will it ever end.

"You suffer, but why?"

My shout goes for this crock of ****

LilacNails · 30-12-2020 3:53pm

Most songs by Gavin James... And anything from little mix, x Factor ****e

Be right back · 30-12-2020 3:53pm

Extreme - more than words.

Elton John - no sacrifice.

smilerf · 30-12-2020 4:02pm

That Brimful Of Ash's song
Repetitive nonsense
Anything Sam Smith sings sounds like a dog in pain

KaneToad · 30-12-2020 4:05pm

Yikes...some of these I think are brilliant...

Brimful of Asha
She's like the Wind

30-12-2020 4:09pm

Bloody Sunday. U2.
I even have it in CD which hasn't seen light of day since his knows when.

Papa don't preach. madonna.
Fantastist sh|te

30-12-2020 4:11pm

The N17 song by waterboys

TP_CM · 30-12-2020 4:12pm

The lady in reeeeeeeeeeed
is dancing with me,

cheek to cheek.

KaneToad · 30-12-2020 4:13pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The N17 song by waterboys

It's by the Saw Doctors.

murpho999 · 30-12-2020 4:19pm

Stay by East 17.

An instantly forgettable song but because they had snow in the video it's now permanently viewed as a Christmas song even though the song has nothing at all to do with Christmas and now I can't avoid hearing it every year.

Necro · 30-12-2020 4:31pm

Mod:

Moving to Music Forum, reminder to read the local charter when thread is reopened

Dravokivich · 01-01-2021 3:36am

Re-opening after move.

gormdubhgorm · 01-01-2021 4:00am

The song 'one horse town' by the Thrills.

That lead singer Conor Deasey can't hold a note, or anything.
It is as if he is only working off one lung, and only is using 1/100th of it due to breathing difficulties. In fact if the song came out today surely it would be reason alone to test him for covid19.

Shortness of breath, gasping for air and a whiney noise.

Parabellum9 · 01-01-2021 4:04am

Dance Monkey and anything by Tones and I - she’s exactly what I imagine a brain injury from a traumatic fall or car accident would sound like it if it could sing.

gormdubhgorm · 01-01-2021 4:05am

A newer Irish song that is damn annoying and repetitive.
Woman from Limerick telling people what her name is for four minutes non-stop.
And spelling it out.

Get a songwriter?

spurious · 01-01-2021 4:25am

'Mull of Kintyre'. A dreadful, repetitive, out of tune sounding dirge.

Disgustingly, it sold more than any Beatles' single did and for added insult, knocked Abba's fantastic 'Name of the Game' off Number 1.

spurious · 01-01-2021 4:26am

TP_CM wrote:

The lady in reeeeeeeeeeed is dancing with me,

Doncing.

01-01-2021 10:48am

...I'm on a wave...I'm on a wave......the end...

Sounds so pretentious and self satisfied. Puke.

victor8600 · 01-01-2021 10:57am

Watermelon Sugar

Just don't like the singer's voice there and the song is overplayed on the radio.

The Princess Bride · 04-01-2021 12:03pm

Fairground Attraction and Perfect.
I can't turn it off fast enough, horrible song.

George Ezra and Shotgun, coming in a very close 2nd.

Arnold Layne · 04-01-2021 12:07pm

Rhythm is Dancer - Snap

storker · 04-01-2021 12:15pm

Auld Lang Syne

The Fields of Athenry

In the Army Now - status Quo

Zombie - The Cranberries

biko · 04-01-2021 12:18pm

Most rap after 2010.

Any song done in Pitch Perfect or Glee.

BOSTIK · 19-01-2021 3:04pm

“There must be an Angel playing with my heart” from the Eurythmics.
“Lady in Red” from Chris de Burgh.

Two absolute blights on the musical landscape from artists whose respective catalogues include some classic belters.

h3000 · 19-01-2021 3:08pm

I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas genuinely makes me angry. I hate the f'ing thing. Hate them in general though.

FinnC · 19-01-2021 3:09pm

Anything by Adele or Sam Smith

BOSTIK · 20-01-2021 11:16am

Even though I love them, Depeche Mode have some right clangers in their catalogue.

“The Meaning of Love” is despicable, and “Shine” hurts my ears.

Archeron · 20-01-2021 11:19am

Galway girl, the over the top Oirishness makes my brain explode.

iamstop · 20-01-2021 6:42pm

Any Journey
Any Snow Patrol
Any any Beddingfield
Any songs from those 'talent' shows with Simon Cowbell End
Most Aerosmith
Repetitive bubblegum pop songs. Especially from the 90s and 00s.
James Blunt
Most ABBA
Most mumble rap. Starting to feel some of the trap beats but not still digging the mumbling.
Most modern country music. Some of the older bluegrass stuff can be decent.
Some of the more brostep side of Dubstep. But I love the more Dub side of Dubstep

forumdedum · 29-01-2021 9:22pm

Be right back wrote: »

Extreme - more than words.

Elton John - no sacrifice.

Hate Sacrifice. Or Sakarafyyyyice.

forumdedum · 29-01-2021 9:24pm

FinnC wrote: »

Anything by Adele or Sam Smith

Adele so so in small doses buy dear God Sam Smith. Tripe

forumdedum · 29-01-2021 9:25pm

Deleted User wrote: »

The N17 song by waterboys

Saw Doctors. That band does nothing for me.

freewheeler · 11-02-2021 8:38pm

cotton eye joe - Rednex
more than words - Extreme
Rock n roll kids - them irish lads with long names
young at heart - The Bluebells
uptown funk - Mark Ronson

12-02-2021 2:57pm

"I'm a big big girl in a big big world....."

"I'm not afraid of the dark...doo doo dai....

Jeff. · 15-02-2021 8:04pm

Bette Fkn Midler. Wind beneath my wings.
Paul McCartney. Mull of Kintire.
Peter Starsted. Where the fk do you go to my lovely!!!
Anything by Coldplay.
Anything by the 50 year old with teenage angst (Green day).
Red Hot Chili's. Californication.
That Every breath you take abortion by Puff Daddy and other skank.
Mud. It'll be lonely this Christmas.
Shaddapa your face.
East 17. That Christmas sh*te... you know the one.
Mundy. Galway girl (mortification).
Meat loaf. Bat out of hell. The entire album.
Bananarama. Robert DeNiro. (Taking Italian)?
Sam Smith.... too much to get into... he just needs ending.

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I Am The Law · 15-02-2021 8:08pm

Theme to Star Trek - Enterprise, yuk

YoshiSays · 15-02-2021 8:41pm

Four Non Blondes - What's Up
What a horrible, terrible song, horribly sung.
"And I say: Hey yeah yeaaah! Hey yeah yeah. I said hey What's going on?"

Now that I remember ... there was another similar crap song at the time.
Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

mistersifter · 15-02-2021 8:44pm

YoshiSays wrote: »

Four Non Blondes - What's Up
What a horrible, terrible song, horribly sung.
"And I say: Hey yeah yeaaah! Hey yeah yeah. I said hey What's going on?"

Now that I remember ... there was another similar crap song at the time.
"Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

Agree with this.

And both of these tunes are the same brand of annoying as that Blind Melon song.

dogbert27 · 15-02-2021 9:05pm

No limit by 2 Unlimited
Anything by the Venga Boys
Anything by East 17
4 Non Blondes
Everything I do I do it for you by Bryan Adams. On the fecking radio for an entire summer
Anything by Scooter
Cotton Eye Joe

mistersifter · 15-02-2021 11:34pm

dogbert27 wrote: »

No limit by 2 Unlimited
Anything by the Venga Boys
Anything by East 17
4 Non Blondes
Everything I do I do it for you by Bryan Adams. On the fecking radio for an entire summer
Anything by Scooter
Cotton Eye Joe

"Now That's What I Call the Early 90s" is not one of your most treasured albums I take it?!

rizzodun · 15-02-2021 11:39pm

dogbert27 wrote: »

No limit by 2 Unlimited
Anything by the Venga Boys
Anything by East 17
4 Non Blondes
Everything I do I do it for you by Bryan Adams. On the fecking radio for an entire summer
Anything by Scooter
Cotton Eye Joe

Scooooooooterrrrr!!
Back in the house!!

Where did he go to in the first place?

Songs that get on your t*ts

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