If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

tabby aspreme · 14-03-2019 12:49pm

The murder of "Mr Brightside" after a few pints

uncommon_name · 14-03-2019 12:50pm

I would be arrested for road rage against people who drive in the right hand lane when the left is free.

Bob Harris · 14-03-2019 12:57pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.

14-03-2019 1:09pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.

You might not think so...

You? Nah, you're grand 'cos you're obviously not like all the others who think they can drive after a few pints. They are the gobshítes. You don't THINK you can drive after a couple.... you KNOW you can.

I don't think there is enough rolly eye faces that can sum up my feelings on this one.

magic_murph · 14-03-2019 1:27pm

Crimes against fashion

Deebles McBeebles · 14-03-2019 1:31pm

Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.

The J Stands for Jay · 14-03-2019 1:32pm

metaoblivia wrote: »

Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...

Tell me more.

NickNickleby · 14-03-2019 1:35pm

Saw a clown (well, not a REAL clown) yesterday, struggling to drive round a corner in Dublin city centre. It was only as I passed him I saw he had a coffee in one hand and a phone in the other. He was actually LOOKING at the phone rather than talking to it.

oh and staying on topic, if I was arrested, anyone who knows me would say "it really wasn't as funny as you thought it was", before discovering I'd just pulled off the greatest fraud ever, scamming the euromillions and hiding the money and the evidence. After a short stay in Store Street, off to the Bahamas.

14-03-2019 1:42pm

I was once questioned by the fuzz about my presence in a pub after 8pm, when children were supposed to be home in bed. I was nearly 26 at the time.

I imagine it's because I'm just under five feet tall and the nice policeman left home without his glasses.

Also could possibly be charged with crimes against humanity if I ever sing in public.

BENDYBINN · 14-03-2019 2:18pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.

Brainwashed a little?

Deebles McBeebles · 14-03-2019 2:25pm

BENDYBINN wrote: »

Brainwashed a little?

You'll have to clarify that one for me.

Bob Harris · 14-03-2019 4:08pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You might not think so...

You? Nah, you're grand 'cos you're obviously not like all the others who think they can drive after a few pints. They are the gobshítes. You don't THINK you can drive after a couple.... you KNOW you can.

I don't think there is enough rolly eye faces that can sum up my feelings on this one.

I am grand, I've done it loads of times and no harm has come to anyone. I'm perfectly in control of the car and my senses.
Put rolly eye faces all you like, the thread asked a question, I answered.

davidk1394 · 14-03-2019 4:17pm

Drink driving while on the phone and speeding through a town

BENDYBINN · 14-03-2019 4:32pm

davidk1394 wrote: »

Drink driving while on the phone and speeding through a town

Hope you wear your seat belt!

14-03-2019 4:46pm

Bob Harris wrote:

I am grand, I've done it loads of times and no harm has come to anyone. I'm perfectly in control of the car and my senses. Put rolly eye faces all you like, the thread asked a question, I answered.

Oh well, of course. How silly of me. Drinking even small amounts doesn't impair YOUR control or senses. I forgot that you are a medical marvel and that basic biology doesn't affect you.

I have no issue with you putting your life in danger, I just think it's irresponsible and pathetic that anyone would put anyone elses for the sake of a pint.

But sure, you're grand.

NickNickleby · 14-03-2019 4:46pm

Drink driving while on the phone and speeding through a town, and not wearing a seat belt.

Bob Harris · 14-03-2019 4:49pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh well, of course. How silly of me. Drinking even small amounts doesn't impair YOUR control or senses. I forgot that you are a medical marvel and that basic biology doesn't affect you.

I have no issue with you putting your life in danger, I just think it's irresponsible and pathetic that anyone would put anyone elses for the sake of a pint.

But sure, you're grand.

It doesn't impair my control or senses to the point where my driving is affected.
I don't drink enough for that to happen. I make sure to drink and drive responsibly.

BENDYBINN · 14-03-2019 4:49pm

NickNickleby wrote: »

Drink driving while on the phone and speeding through a town, and not wearing a seat belt.

Tut,tut ,tut......not wearing a seatbelt makes my blood boil.
Seat belts save lives

NickNickleby · 14-03-2019 4:51pm

see? this is what I mean about "well, it seemed funny at the time"

Putting my post immediately after this:

BENDYBINN wrote: »

Hope you wear your seat belt!

was going to be hilarious. But while I was typing my masterpiece, an intervening post was added, rendering mine just , meh.

dang.

Also forgot to add:

"..... in someone else's car that I nicked from the pub car park"

I get the feeling I may be trying too hard. :pac:

Snow Garden · 14-03-2019 4:58pm

Insider trading.

BENDYBINN · 14-03-2019 5:29pm

NickNickleby wrote: »

see? this is what I mean about "well, it seemed funny at the time"

Putting my post immediately after this:

was going to be hilarious. But while I was typing my masterpiece, an intervening post was added, rendering mine just , meh.

dang.

Also forgot to add:

"..... in someone else's car that I nicked from the pub car park"

I get the feeling I may be trying too hard. :pac:

At least you weren’t driving unaccompanied on L plates

metaoblivia · 14-03-2019 5:44pm

McGaggs wrote: »

Tell me more.

California castle, beautiful pool that no one's allowed to swim in. A waste of a beautiful structure in my opinion. I'm going to cannonball in one day and if the police want me, they'll have to come get me.