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Descriptions that make you think twice about people

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I don't trust people who feel the need to tell you what type of person they are.

    I'm the type of person who doesn't trust people who feel the need to tell you what type of person they are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭wally1990


    killanena wrote: »
    No joke, I got handed a CV off a student last week looking for Summer work and she mentioned her veganism..

    WTF


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    I don't trust people who feel the need to tell you what type of person they are.

    I'm the type of person who doesn't trust people who feel the need to tell you what type of person they are.

    As the saying goes; when a man speaks of his strength, he whispers his weakness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    killanena wrote: »
    No joke, I got handed a CV off a student last week looking for Summer work and she mentioned her veganism..

    At least it's not one of the grounds for discrimination... File under G for gobshyte.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,524 ✭✭✭Hoboo


    Middle management that refer to themselves as 'leaders' instead of managers.

    They are two completely different roles with very exact and conflicting approaches.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,529 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    killanena wrote: »
    No joke, I got handed a CV off a student last week looking for Summer work and she mentioned her veganism..

    Is the slaughter house taking on a few extra hands for the summer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    If on a YouTube video says so and so destroyed, embarrassed etc someone else


  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Internet forum moderators...

    Screams of having no life/hobbies and a desperate need for any type of status above other people.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Socialite


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,529 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    Internet forum moderators...

    Screams of having no life/hobbies and a desperate need for any type of status above other people.

    Banned.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭JaimeLannister


    Whenever anyone uses the phrase "holistic approach" in a work environment I immediately write the person off as a spoofer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    Socialite

    Aka coke scrounger.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    Wacky people or people who think they're kooky..

    Anybody who says 'I like to shoot from the hip'
    Yeah? I'd like to shoot you in the face!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    People who let things happen “organically “


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,789 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    "I'm not religious but I'm a very spiritual person"

    Stfu!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Whenever anyone uses the phrase "holistic approach" in a work environment I immediately write the person off as a spoofer
    Or
    "Heuristic approach"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,638 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    When she says shes bubbly you just know she'll be an absolute pain in the hole to put up with


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Porklife


    ... now, I don't mean to be rude but...*insert horribly rude sentiment here*

    Saying I don't mean to be does not negate anything further you say you absolute twat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Whenever anyone uses the phrase "holistic approach" in a work environment I immediately write the person off as a spoofer
    Or
    "Heuristic approach"

    It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


  • Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭micky jammy delahunty


    Middle management that refer to themselves as 'leaders' instead of managers.

    And they're not even managers.

    If your "followers" only follow you to the point the first pay cheque bounces, or to put it another way; the "inspiration" of your inspired "leadership" dries up, your not really much of a leader.

    The worst story of this crap I have, is when I was working for a company based in Ireland, but American owned. Some worthless dreg, in America decided it would be a fantastic idea, if the workers and line managers in Ireland were forced to use baseball terms, for general communication....That way the production would be like a sporting event, with all that "excellences" sport entails. We had to call the line managers "coach"...which was just about manageable......The rest of the terms, I would imagine, every school child in America would know...but in Ireland, where baseball is not even a thing....In the training session, the line manager crumpled up and admitted he had no f'ing idea what any of these phrases meant....He'd been given a list of these terms without any kind of translation, we just had to learn them.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Woke.

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,753 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    When Americans with Irish heritage describe themselves as Irish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    jR.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,956 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Quirky


    Good Looking


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    Knew a Cuban woman years ago who justified her sh!tty behaviour by saying 'I'm Latino, thats what we do/say.' No, you're just an ignorant selfish wagon


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Porklife wrote: »
    ... now, I don't mean to be rude but...*insert horribly rude sentiment here*

    Saying I don't mean to be does not negate anything further you say you absolute twat!

    In a similar vein...

    "With the greatest respect...."

    Proceeds to be the very opposite of respectful, usually to the point of boorish obnoxiousness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    White witch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Social Media coordinator, basically setting up fake twitter accounts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Knew a Cuban woman years ago who justified her sh!tty behaviour by saying 'I'm Latino, thats what we do/say.' No, you're just an ignorant selfish wagon

    There's certain truth to every stereotype. That's how they come to be in the first place.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,439 ✭✭✭CalamariFritti


    If someone introduced themselves as a disrupter I'd disrupt their facial features.

    Now I'd find someone who proclaims to disrupt someone's facial features over some stupid internet description much more troublesome.


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