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Subtle ways to annoy someone

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  • #62
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    Piss in their soup..I know a guy that did this


  • #63
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Stacksofwacks wrote: »
    Piss in their soup..I know a guy that did this

    You are that guy, aren't you!


  • #64
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    smurgen wrote: »
    Use the phrase "i'm sorry you're upset".

    If you really want to tick them off, through in an *if* before the 'you're'


  • #65
    Flibble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭Flibble


    You can buy an amazing little device called a 'phantom keystroker'.

    Looks just like a USB key; plug it in to a USB slot on the back of their PC and it will periodically turn the CAPS on and off or type random things or move the cursor around on them.


  • #66
    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare


    fryup wrote: »
    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare wrote: »
    Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

    ah come on now, thats mean

    I take it that you are not a younger brother?


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  • #67
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    You are that guy, aren't you!

    Thankfully I'm not that scummy


  • #68
    Stacksofwacks
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭Stacksofwacks


    He had 2 housemates he didnt get on with who complained to the landlord about him so he pissed into a pot of soup/stew they were boiling and they ate it none the wiser. Yick!


  • #69
    s4uv3
    Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Drop a couple of stalks of Japanese Knotweed into his garden. Property value fcuked and it'd be an awful hoor to get rid of. Might even fcuk with the integrity of his house.

    No don't actually, it's fierce bad. And illegal :)


  • #70
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Dress up as a sexy rabbit, seduce him, when he's hypnotically besotted, whack him over the head with a frying pan.


  • #71
    Neyite
    Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Mod ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    We need more information OP. You need to tell us what you've access to - his house/ work desk/ car

    We can then advise accordingly :D


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  • #72
    Bambi985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    Develop a love for canned tuna and make sure you eat it for lunch right next to him every day.


  • #73
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Inject him with heroin.


  • #74
    Feckoffcup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Feckoffcup


    Anymore?


  • #75
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    a bag of 10 10 20 on his lawn. make it grow like mad


  • #76
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Feckoffcup wrote: »
    Anymore?

    Are we talking annoying, or vicious?
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #77
    Feckoffcup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Feckoffcup


    Annoying


  • #78
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Shoot.

    Thought you would select vicious.


    /Unfollow thread.;)


  • #79
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare wrote: »
    Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

    Why would it keep going for days on end? All he has to do is report the ad and it gets taken down within the hour.

    Believe me, I know.


  • #80
    Wabbit Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭Wabbit Ears


    If you have access to his PC at any point press start and type 'mouse'

    Slide the double click speed up to Fast. This will mean any slow double click wont register.

    In Pointer options move the Motion slider a few places to the left to slow it down, not all the way, just a little slower, enough to make it a small bit annoying.


  • #81
    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare wrote: »
    Every year or so I play a prank on my brother where I place an ad on done deal for face value tickets for the all ireland final and give his mobile number. It costs 3e I think but its well spent to see him go into meltdown when his phone doesnt stop going for days on end and he needs his phone so he cant switch it off. Ireland v Denmark is 2weeks away and thats also a sell out just saying

    Why would it keep going for days on end? All he has to do is report the ad and it gets taken down within the hour.

    Believe me, I know.


    You are giving him far too much credit here


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